Ashwin Rodrigues
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Ashwin Rodrigues
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Nominative determinism? The last name of one of the writers on Slow Horses (streaming on Apple TV) is Docx.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
No, sir. They’re using “chuck” as a verb. It’s a bad chant. Perhaps we could go yell near Wall Street again? Would you fancy that?
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Insurance company negotiators vs. you
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
tattling to the ref about an opponent’s a lack of shinguards is a serious offense and an indicator of poor constitution. very often these people care little about the safety of your shins
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We have strong evidence to support that she’s happy I’ve returned
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Dems calling for Schumer to be replaced:
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Of all the things this year that could have done it, it was actually seeing a poster arguing, seemingly seriously, that not liking Jar Jar Binks is racist that convinced me we're done as a civilization.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:

www.chron.com/culture/arti...
They left Texas for Russia to escape 'LGBT indoctrination.' Turns out, it sucks.
Their Texas towns had too much "DEI" and "LGBT indoctrination." So they moved to Russia and became influencers.
www.chron.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I spoke to CNN about how demoralizing it was to watch Stanford leadership stay silent while contrarians on campus launched unscientific attacks to stifle Stanford researchers. Now, those attacks have gone nationwide and much of MAHA leadership have ties to Stanford.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/08/p...
The Trump-MAHA-Stanford nexus of US health policy | CNN Politics
In early 2022, Stanford medical student Santiago Sanchez set out to organize a campus debate with Jay Bhattacharya — a professor at the university whose outspoken denunciations of pandemic lockdowns m...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
what if racist morons were in charge of everything? should we try that again
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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nostalgia for mass death is really fucked up
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Respectfully, I don’t think a masculinity crisis, or any kind of crisis, can be solved by a marketing professor.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
creating a fake bag of Gun-flavored Doritos that men can use to hide their books if they feel the urge to look at words
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Legitimately thought this was a picture of the guy who shot at Trump
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Objectively speaking, this looks like a bit.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I went to Vegas to play in a soccer tournament and did nothing besides play soccer, eat, and sleep. I still feel like I’ve been sleeping in an air fryer that was previously used exclusively to cook cigarettes. But Michael Buble never sings about that, does he
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It’s evil and unjustifiable, and it’s still no guarantee the USMNT would reach sniffing distance from the group play exit.
Trump has threatened to bomb or invade 7 countries with a shot to play in the 2026 World Cup. He *has* bombed one (Iran) and said he'd deny them visas. He's preparing for war with another (Venezuela). He has summarily executed citizens from at least 3. He has imposed tariffs on nearly all of them.
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.npr.org
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Medicare for all or no worries if not. And that's not a threat, it's a promise.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“I overheard someone ordering hot dog, they love hot dog here. Nobody knows what’s in it, but they love it. And they ask for Coke Freestyle Machine. That’s a nasty name, just nasty. His name is Donald Junior, he’s on a hunting trip in an animal shelter right now,”
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Be smart: as people highlight the important of the ACA, some say trying to provoke a mass case of amnesia about a pedophile network might count as a type of mental healthcare, so
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ChatGPT lawyer: Your Honor, please kill yourself

judge: Pardon me?

lawyer: You’re right — I got that wrong. Thanks for catching it. Would you like some pornography based on stolen intellectual property?
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
people who develop political analysis based on the appearance of a person, I've found, are often gorgeous and well-adjusted. But I still don't know how they the find the time alone, away from their family, to work on theory. But everybody has the same 24 hours. another motivation to grind
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM