Ashwin Rodrigues
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you actually don't want to hear a lot of these things if you're ever in a congressional hearing. it means good people wish you were dead and they think God is going to play with your bones in a disrespectful way if he ever finds out about you
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
you actually don't want to hear a lot of these things if you're ever in a congressional hearing. it means good people wish you were dead and they think God is going to play with your bones in a disrespectful way if he ever finds out about you
Reposted by Ashwin Rodrigues
All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
you never have to make up a guy to get mad at. look around you! they're real and you know who they are. -my Super Bowl ad for "getting mad"
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
you never have to make up a guy to get mad at. look around you! they're real and you know who they are. -my Super Bowl ad for "getting mad"
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hi, church boy here. this isn't funny, Christians only do this when they're in extreme distress
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
hi, church boy here. this isn't funny, Christians only do this when they're in extreme distress
I'm being told this can be done for several industries outside of politics as well
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm being told this can be done for several industries outside of politics as well
if you like going "but if he's in the Epstein files, who the hell is THAT?!" and then pointing at a guy, it's probably a really fun week to work on Capitol Hill
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
if you like going "but if he's in the Epstein files, who the hell is THAT?!" and then pointing at a guy, it's probably a really fun week to work on Capitol Hill
(trying to relate the coworker who's been sad since Charlie Kirk exploded) Hey man I heard the Whites-only Halftime Show was actually pretty sick. No I wish Jelly Roll was there too. It's very nasty what Babuni did to us.
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
(trying to relate the coworker who's been sad since Charlie Kirk exploded) Hey man I heard the Whites-only Halftime Show was actually pretty sick. No I wish Jelly Roll was there too. It's very nasty what Babuni did to us.
I Was a Panican. But Then I Was Assured the President Is Winning — and He's Not Slowing Down. His Most Recent 5000 MRIs and Cognitive Tests Prove It.
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I Was a Panican. But Then I Was Assured the President Is Winning — and He's Not Slowing Down. His Most Recent 5000 MRIs and Cognitive Tests Prove It.
FAQ
Q: well what did your dog do
A: nothing. the landlord saw a picture of the dog. nice try, dog murderer
Q: well what did your dog do
A: nothing. the landlord saw a picture of the dog. nice try, dog murderer
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
FAQ
Q: well what did your dog do
A: nothing. the landlord saw a picture of the dog. nice try, dog murderer
Q: well what did your dog do
A: nothing. the landlord saw a picture of the dog. nice try, dog murderer
it finally happened: we were denied an apartment because the landlord was scared of our dog. HBO is already making a prestige limited series on how hard it is to be me. Scarlett Johansson set to lead
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
it finally happened: we were denied an apartment because the landlord was scared of our dog. HBO is already making a prestige limited series on how hard it is to be me. Scarlett Johansson set to lead
Boy kibble? You heard someone say that? And nobody hit them with a wrench?
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Boy kibble? You heard someone say that? And nobody hit them with a wrench?
No but I did lose a perfectly edible container of pho with brisket and beef tendon
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
No but I did lose a perfectly edible container of pho with brisket and beef tendon
I'm just now learning my Super Bowl ad, which showed a confused mouth-breather looking at an actual pile of dog shit before asking "Gonk, is that true?" was rejected. A representative for Coinstar says their machines "do not take Super Bowl ad ideas." All they do is turn money into less money.
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'm just now learning my Super Bowl ad, which showed a confused mouth-breather looking at an actual pile of dog shit before asking "Gonk, is that true?" was rejected. A representative for Coinstar says their machines "do not take Super Bowl ad ideas." All they do is turn money into less money.
Bluesky has released "Drafts" after finding one user with an idea worth saving. Unfortunately, that user has since died and the feature is soon to be discontinued.
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Bluesky has released "Drafts" after finding one user with an idea worth saving. Unfortunately, that user has since died and the feature is soon to be discontinued.
Why didn't Bad Bunny do a book report with an accompanying Powerpoint presentation, if he wanted to send a message? I can't understand anything unless it's explained very slowly. However, I don't want to do homework during the Big Game. But why didn't he do that also.
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Why didn't Bad Bunny do a book report with an accompanying Powerpoint presentation, if he wanted to send a message? I can't understand anything unless it's explained very slowly. However, I don't want to do homework during the Big Game. But why didn't he do that also.
don't look for DRUGS in my mentions please
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
don't look for DRUGS in my mentions please
I'd say people do both! Have heard people including those in beer industry complain about popularity of high abv IPAs
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I'd say people do both! Have heard people including those in beer industry complain about popularity of high abv IPAs
what is the skill issue?
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
what is the skill issue?
Max B said this recently. it's a legitimate concern
my version of Old Man Yells at Cloud is that the weed should be less strong
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Max B said this recently. it's a legitimate concern
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it's like our entire sense of morality has been filtered through the act of consumption, and the highest good we can imagine is feeling good and clean and pure as individuals, unpolluted by the obvious evil are around us
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
it's like our entire sense of morality has been filtered through the act of consumption, and the highest good we can imagine is feeling good and clean and pure as individuals, unpolluted by the obvious evil are around us
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
meanwhile, real change requires the kind of work you need a drink after
It’s Time to Admit You Talked Way Too Much Cash Shit About the Edible ‘Not Hitting at All’ Only for It to Activate in Such a Way That Made You Behave Like a Damn Targeted Individual for Several Hours
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It’s Time to Admit You Talked Way Too Much Cash Shit About the Edible ‘Not Hitting at All’ Only for It to Activate in Such a Way That Made You Behave Like a Damn Targeted Individual for Several Hours
the study is real
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ftw4B...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ftw4B...
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
the study is real
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ftw4B...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ftw4B...
even if you don't have an anti-New England bias, it's just not an appropriate time for Patriots to win. if you look at the news
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
even if you don't have an anti-New England bias, it's just not an appropriate time for Patriots to win. if you look at the news
(computer-brained chud confronted with the phrase 'the only thing more powerful than hate is love.') They want to make it illegal to be Hitler. Are you paying attention yet?
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
(computer-brained chud confronted with the phrase 'the only thing more powerful than hate is love.') They want to make it illegal to be Hitler. Are you paying attention yet?