Gabriel Helman
@icecano.bsky.social
Once described as "very garrulous." Been making computers do things since the late nineteen-hundreds.
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ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware
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Archaeologists find iron age battle trumpet, reluctantly agree that it has to go to the party's bard
Rare Iron Age battle horn discovered on excavation site for UK homes
An extraordinary collection of Iron Age objects has been unearthed in West Norfolk. The hoard of metal objects was found during a routine archaeological excavation by Pre-Construct Archaeology as part...
www.euronews.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Archaeologists find iron age battle trumpet, reluctantly agree that it has to go to the party's bard
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Not even once. Why rely on a plagiarized, probably inaccurate and incomplete summary of a bunch of different people's ideas, when you can go to a primary source?
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Not even once. Why rely on a plagiarized, probably inaccurate and incomplete summary of a bunch of different people's ideas, when you can go to a primary source?
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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i bet you could get a bargain on a bunch of really good software engineers right now just by promising they don't have to use ai
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i bet you could get a bargain on a bunch of really good software engineers right now just by promising they don't have to use ai
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this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...
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they should make a who framed Rodger Rabbit sequel but it's taking things to totally insane new logical conclusions. THe protagonist is a grimy detective in the run down 1990s, investigating a string of murders in OVAville, where the Japanese-Anime immigrants live
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
they should make a who framed Rodger Rabbit sequel but it's taking things to totally insane new logical conclusions. THe protagonist is a grimy detective in the run down 1990s, investigating a string of murders in OVAville, where the Japanese-Anime immigrants live
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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dracula going to see an early movie and the second he sees the train coming at the viewer he’s already into his dodge animations. shadow-stepping backwards, discorporating into a swarm of bats and flying to a different seat. people all pissed off at his mist fucking up their rolls’ i-frame timing
100 years ago or whatever, when movies first came to screen, early audiences mistook the experience for VR simulator training for their favorite activities of the time, such as train dodging
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
dracula going to see an early movie and the second he sees the train coming at the viewer he’s already into his dodge animations. shadow-stepping backwards, discorporating into a swarm of bats and flying to a different seat. people all pissed off at his mist fucking up their rolls’ i-frame timing
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The sheer hubris and vanity of thinking you could remake Blade and somehow do a better job than the original was on par with building the Tower of Babel.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The sheer hubris and vanity of thinking you could remake Blade and somehow do a better job than the original was on par with building the Tower of Babel.
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Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
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happy birthday to the GOAT Hayao Miyazaki
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
happy birthday to the GOAT Hayao Miyazaki
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happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki
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The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
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January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
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Lots of fearful, disregulated people on the internet leads to a lot of what we are seeing.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Lots of fearful, disregulated people on the internet leads to a lot of what we are seeing.
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
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does anyone remember my work password
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
does anyone remember my work password
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich