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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Bari Weiss can’t take Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil from you, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil is a state of mind
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Bari Weiss can’t take Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil from you, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil is a state of mind
Guess that means ICE can’t do that anymore!
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — US judge rules federal officers in Minneapolis-area immigration operation can’t detain or tear gas peaceful protesters.
January 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Guess that means ICE can’t do that anymore!
Yeah that’s kind of their thing
so you're arguing that ICE is sending people to death camps?
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Yeah that’s kind of their thing
i hope whoever runs the @icegov.bsky.social account steps on a bunch of Legos before falling into a pool of hot acid
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i hope whoever runs the @icegov.bsky.social account steps on a bunch of Legos before falling into a pool of hot acid
I can only think of one thing in 2016 that didn’t suck shit so sharing photos from that year is out of the question
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I can only think of one thing in 2016 that didn’t suck shit so sharing photos from that year is out of the question
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bluesky would verify the ss
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
bluesky would verify the ss
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They permanently banned Link for "violence," when he did no violence.
They verify ICE, when all ICE is or ever will be is violence.
This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now
They verify ICE, when all ICE is or ever will be is violence.
This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
They permanently banned Link for "violence," when he did no violence.
They verify ICE, when all ICE is or ever will be is violence.
This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now
They verify ICE, when all ICE is or ever will be is violence.
This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now
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Please be advised that anyone publicly encouraging other users to block ICE on Bluesky will be charged with Criminal Conspiracy to Impede Investigation.
If you truly care about your Bluesky community, please welcome them in to tear it apart. #DisneyCares
If you truly care about your Bluesky community, please welcome them in to tear it apart. #DisneyCares
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Please be advised that anyone publicly encouraging other users to block ICE on Bluesky will be charged with Criminal Conspiracy to Impede Investigation.
If you truly care about your Bluesky community, please welcome them in to tear it apart. #DisneyCares
If you truly care about your Bluesky community, please welcome them in to tear it apart. #DisneyCares
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
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man’s never heard of community mutual aid or having friends
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
man’s never heard of community mutual aid or having friends
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people will call you an ideological purist for saying this guy shouldn't be the next democratic presidential candidate
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
people will call you an ideological purist for saying this guy shouldn't be the next democratic presidential candidate
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Pretty sure everyone from the old Deadspin comments is now an antifascist PTA member
The parents in the school signal chat, many of whom didn’t even know what the app was before Wednesday, have now started changing their handles. Whole damn place looks like the old Deadspin comment section.
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Pretty sure everyone from the old Deadspin comments is now an antifascist PTA member
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You’re laughing? Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokupil has been cancelled and you’re laughing?
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
You’re laughing? Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokupil has been cancelled and you’re laughing?
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Generative AI will never be as fun as shitty photoshop
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Generative AI will never be as fun as shitty photoshop
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TGIWFWTD (Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil)
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
TGIWFWTD (Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil)
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" is now "Whiskey Tony Friday" thank you for your attention to this matter
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" is now "Whiskey Tony Friday" thank you for your attention to this matter
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NEW from me:
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Min...
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
NEW from me:
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Pepsiman is older than ICE
I'm just going to point out that ICE is about 23 years old. It was formed as part of the response to 9/11 and was reactionary, performative, and racist from the start.
Its not eternal. This is not a thousand-year Reich.
Its not eternal. This is not a thousand-year Reich.
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Pepsiman is older than ICE
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Oh man and I already did my “Bluesky is a ghost town” joke 🙃
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Oh man and I already did my “Bluesky is a ghost town” joke 🙃
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It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people