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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
Good morning! I love having weird bad dreams 🥰🥰
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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when the streamer is bored so he has to remind you that you are going to die
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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happy birthday, dinner
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If you’re being thankful with your family today maybe spread the love a little bit to a family that has lost so much ❤️
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mohammed. Mohammed is 25 years old and before this worked in a market and a house goods store. At the beginning of the war his house was bombed and he lost 22 members of his family who were sheltering there. He is trying to save the survivors.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happy thanksgiving unless you’re CANADIAN and thinking that it happens a month ago
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Why am I laughing so much at this
My Name is Mud by Primus but it's My Name Jeff
YouTube video by Parody Records
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November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ummmm you turned a circle into a square
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ian what in the hell is wrong with you
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Millard Fillmore Girls. Is this anything
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@hcjustin.com I have a bloated tuna can
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Do you ever worry about Japan's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
GO AWAY WE DON’T WANT YOU
Andrew Cuomo, back again with an epic two-hour radio segment rehashing his campaign points and attacking the guy who beat him, is not going away quietly.

hellgatenyc.com/andrew-m-cuo...
Andrew Cuomo Is Riding This Thing All the Way to the Bottom
Cuomo and another washed up former governor telling each other "exactlyyyyy."
hellgatenyc.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tactical Sundresses of Bluesky Calendar
Buttholes of Bluesky Calendar
Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw someone say that the Saturn port of Mortal Kombat II was the best one and if you play games by looking at screenshots you can’t help but agree
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Tee hee I made the robot say the word ‘shit’ and I’ll make it say ‘fuck’ next”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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the other day some lady was telling me her kids' names and they were one of those families that does all the names with the same letter and she was like, "Kenzie, Kyle, Kristin, Kevin..." and I sang, 🎵every kid begins with k🎶
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.

Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My favorite is this guy, who somehow has been doing international business in turkey for 9 years straight
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM