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never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Oh god there’s so many

Let’s start with Captain Jack
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m not reading it, but is it more weirdly written than usual? I know the New Yorker likes their polysyllabic words like nobody else
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tapping the fucking sign again
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Puh-Kahn
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I would trip over myself so many times with those shoes
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🫂💜
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Now that this skin is in Fortnite, that game should get an M rating
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
At least we’re all 38 years old
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oh baby you have NO idea
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Must pass assessment!
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Also how did they get so flat
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lil Jon would be classified as old school hip hop these days
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Have you considered the implications of what the holiday represents???????????

Also happy thanksgiving ily
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Completely innocent
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM