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Cait it’s because you’re a BULLY and so POWERFUL

Now if you’ll excuse me it’s time to eat my birthday hot dog
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They should do that for social media too! Picture unrelated
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:

1. @britculpsapp.bsky.social
2. @cait.bsky.social
3. @mommunism.bsky.social
4. @dly.bsky.social
5. @brendelbored.bsky.social

See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
But but but the other paper said I didn’t want lower prices HALP
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Can I get a Steam Machine?”

“Oh honey, you don’t need that. We have a Steam Machine at home!”

The Steam Machine at home:
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Yeah I feel you there buddy
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Imagine saying “no novel takes years to write” and not thinking an actual author would laugh at you
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is, without hyperbole, one of the worst things I’ve ever seen out of a fortune cookie
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tapping the fucking sign again
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The colonel can’t handle how HOT she looks
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Tapping the sign again
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My favorite is this guy, who somehow has been doing international business in turkey for 9 years straight
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I had this bad bitch Uptown, she was whoa
Had me fucked up in the head, I mean whoa
Bought the bitch diamonds and pearls, I mean whoa
Shoulda seen them shits shining on her wrist, whoa
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thanks to a nearby deli the dream is a reality
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
*sigh* me and who
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This may be the funniest thing Jim Breuer has ever done
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Looks like I’ll be quitting my job!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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