Yen 🌻
@iamyen.bsky.social
Here for dumb humor! The dumber the better!
I block selfies, political bots, horn dogs, and AI garbage.
I block selfies, political bots, horn dogs, and AI garbage.
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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Last year I lost $14,000 betting on the Santa tracker but I’m not going to make that mistake this year. This year I’m going to win.
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Last year I lost $14,000 betting on the Santa tracker but I’m not going to make that mistake this year. This year I’m going to win.
Why in the fuck does this cursed algorithm associate “liking dogs” with “wanting to see a bunch of dog-furry-beastiality posts”? I’m not here to kink shame but holy fuckaroo I do not want to be involved! PLEASE SHOW LESS LIKE THIS 😭
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Why in the fuck does this cursed algorithm associate “liking dogs” with “wanting to see a bunch of dog-furry-beastiality posts”? I’m not here to kink shame but holy fuckaroo I do not want to be involved! PLEASE SHOW LESS LIKE THIS 😭
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if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
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Impress your crush by mailing them Google Earth photos of their house
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Impress your crush by mailing them Google Earth photos of their house
Free business idea: a jerky company called Lover’s Meat
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Free business idea: a jerky company called Lover’s Meat
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
He's checking it twice
He checks it again
OCD is his vice
Santa Claus keeps checking his list
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This may not be a popular opinion but I don’t believe you should kill a Christmas tree unless you’re planning on eating the whole thing.
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This may not be a popular opinion but I don’t believe you should kill a Christmas tree unless you’re planning on eating the whole thing.
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
They should make candles you can eat
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They should make candles you can eat
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Ways to enter a room, ranked:
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ways to enter a room, ranked:
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
4. Door - Boring
3. Window - Not bad, but you can do better
2. Crashing through the wall - Respectable but deriviative
1. Hacking through the floorboards with a fire axe - Now we're talking
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bird is the worm of the sky
worm is the bird of the dirt
worm is the bird of the dirt
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
bird is the worm of the sky
worm is the bird of the dirt
worm is the bird of the dirt
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sure pigs get blankets but shouldn't they get little pillows too?
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
sure pigs get blankets but shouldn't they get little pillows too?
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when you get to prison find the biggest, meanest guy in there and suck him off, now suck off all the other prisoners, that's right you're in Suck Off Prison
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
when you get to prison find the biggest, meanest guy in there and suck him off, now suck off all the other prisoners, that's right you're in Suck Off Prison
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I call this "The Lying Screen"
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Good morning to everyone except the small rodent under my hat who's instructing me to commit crimes
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good morning to everyone except the small rodent under my hat who's instructing me to commit crimes
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Is there a term like "wake & bake" but for crack
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Is there a term like "wake & bake" but for crack
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Brazilian jiu-jitsu? Well, it's like regular jiu-jitsu but you try to rip all the hair off of your opponent's body.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Brazilian jiu-jitsu? Well, it's like regular jiu-jitsu but you try to rip all the hair off of your opponent's body.
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
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I hate when you’re playing Monopoly and you land in jail and you’re having a conjugal visit with your wife and Nana starts crying
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hate when you’re playing Monopoly and you land in jail and you’re having a conjugal visit with your wife and Nana starts crying
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero