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bob of suburbia
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hollerer of songs for Illicitor | guitar foolery for Holding Onto Sound | married into medicine | he/him | desert rat | LAD + NYG + UNLV
Jon Snow at a Kinkos:

"These are not the prints I was promised."
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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rick steves bought a hygiene center www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One thing I learned from Ridley Scott is that it doesn't need to be historically accurate, it needs to look fucking cool on screen.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
Ever since the first look at Matt Damon as Odysseus was revealed, Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey has faced questions about its historical accuracy. Now, the debut of its trailer has reinvigorated that debate. https://bit.ly/49pIIGp
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We put on nature walk videos for our dog when we leave home without her and just about every time we come back, we end up sitting on the couch for an hour after everything is settled just decompressing and listening to bird calls. It's kinda nice, actually.
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Puka in the third row asking if the pilot is Jewish
@AdamSchefter tweeted
The Rams’ team flight that was supposed to be leaving any minute now is expected to be significantly delayed due to an equipment issue with the plane, per sources. The team currently is working on alternative travel arrangements to prevent any further delays getting to
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@AdamSchefter tweeted The Rams’ team flight that was supposed to be leaving any minute now is expected to be significantly delayed due to an equipment issue with the plane, per sources. The team currently is working on alternative travel arrangements to prevent any further delays getting to
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December 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Remember when centrists liberals were willing to welcome Margarine Taylor-Green into their big tent just for opposing Trump?

This is her bill. Throw her transphobic ass into the sun.
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related care to minors.

Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
House passes bill to criminalize transition care for minors
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related medical care
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not sure if it's CTE, stupidity, or racism alone. It's probably all 3.
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Big news from the Coulda Seen This Coming department.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 9d
November 2025 was the worst November in video game hardware unit sales, and the worst in physical software dollar sales the U.S. has seen since 1995. https://bit.ly/3MMYuCo
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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ggplot is so powerful
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely

As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They obviously saw my total hours played for Medieval 2 on my Steam account and said, "Let's do it... for him."
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21d
Total War is going back in history with Total War: Medieval 3, the next installment in the strategy game series, now in early development.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM