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my husband isn’t even playing a star wars video game, but I just heard him say: “help me, Obi-Wan, I have a huge boner”
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my husband isn’t even playing a star wars video game, but I just heard him say: “help me, Obi-Wan, I have a huge boner”
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bro Dad didn't even pay to remove the watermark. I just can't live like this.
August 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
bro Dad didn't even pay to remove the watermark. I just can't live like this.
When god made the alligator he didn't know that the devil would make me
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When god made the alligator he didn't know that the devil would make me
In the slime dimension, where everything is made of foul, viscous secretions, there exists a class of person lower than the rest of the slimey inhabitants. What utter filth could possibly be deemed lower than that which itself is already as lowly and vile as can be?
They're called goobros 👨💻
They're called goobros 👨💻
May 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In the slime dimension, where everything is made of foul, viscous secretions, there exists a class of person lower than the rest of the slimey inhabitants. What utter filth could possibly be deemed lower than that which itself is already as lowly and vile as can be?
They're called goobros 👨💻
They're called goobros 👨💻
Chat what could this mean
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Chat what could this mean
Art house movie remake concept:
So get this, we remake that Narnia movie with nothing but frat bros in all of the roles and we don't really even give them many lines, just vibes honestly and we call it
"The Man, the Myth, and the Legend"
So get this, we remake that Narnia movie with nothing but frat bros in all of the roles and we don't really even give them many lines, just vibes honestly and we call it
"The Man, the Myth, and the Legend"
April 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Art house movie remake concept:
So get this, we remake that Narnia movie with nothing but frat bros in all of the roles and we don't really even give them many lines, just vibes honestly and we call it
"The Man, the Myth, and the Legend"
So get this, we remake that Narnia movie with nothing but frat bros in all of the roles and we don't really even give them many lines, just vibes honestly and we call it
"The Man, the Myth, and the Legend"
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Thrinaxodon and broomistega! Triassic cuddle 💕🌿
October 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Thrinaxodon and broomistega! Triassic cuddle 💕🌿
Why does it feel like everything you find at the store now is the temu version of the same products from 20 years ago?
March 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why does it feel like everything you find at the store now is the temu version of the same products from 20 years ago?
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a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
March 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
Everyone always talking about spontaneous combustion. Well what about spontaneous cum busting? Yeah, didn't think so, liberal.
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everyone always talking about spontaneous combustion. Well what about spontaneous cum busting? Yeah, didn't think so, liberal.
I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
March 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Guy who's sounding his dick with a meat thermometer: oh shit I'm running a fever
March 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Guy who's sounding his dick with a meat thermometer: oh shit I'm running a fever
CONSERVATIVES WILL LITERALLY
lick their eyes, blink asynchronously, then hop to the next lily pad and think nothing of it
lick their eyes, blink asynchronously, then hop to the next lily pad and think nothing of it
February 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
CONSERVATIVES WILL LITERALLY
lick their eyes, blink asynchronously, then hop to the next lily pad and think nothing of it
lick their eyes, blink asynchronously, then hop to the next lily pad and think nothing of it
Plant Based?
Yeah, I guess they're alright
Yeah, I guess they're alright
February 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Plant Based?
Yeah, I guess they're alright
Yeah, I guess they're alright
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One of 4 paintings I will have in the Briscoe Western Art Museum's, "Night of Artists", exhibition opening March 30, 2025. "The Ravenswood Conspiracy," oil on linen, 36"x24".
#ravens #art #oilpainting #westernart #wildlifeart #artshow
#ravens #art #oilpainting #westernart #wildlifeart #artshow
February 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
One of 4 paintings I will have in the Briscoe Western Art Museum's, "Night of Artists", exhibition opening March 30, 2025. "The Ravenswood Conspiracy," oil on linen, 36"x24".
#ravens #art #oilpainting #westernart #wildlifeart #artshow
#ravens #art #oilpainting #westernart #wildlifeart #artshow
Real American Patriots trans their gender at least once a day. Currently my gender is Girl*
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*Shade Coral Amber from the Behr 2013 Spring Collection
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*Shade Coral Amber from the Behr 2013 Spring Collection
January 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Real American Patriots trans their gender at least once a day. Currently my gender is Girl*
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*Shade Coral Amber from the Behr 2013 Spring Collection
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*Shade Coral Amber from the Behr 2013 Spring Collection
Oh I'm sucking on the cock of the babe watching the balls fling by
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh I'm sucking on the cock of the babe watching the balls fling by
Logic is going to tell you to piss, but really, you should pee.
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Logic is going to tell you to piss, but really, you should pee.
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who up gulping they pussy
January 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
who up gulping they pussy
Lady and the tramp spaghetti scene but we use our urethrae
January 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM