Brandyn Buchanan
brandyn.bsky.social
Brandyn Buchanan
@brandyn.bsky.social
2x posting world champion. warming up for ring #3
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I might start emphasizing more that a genuine resignation of conscience is hot. Taking a hit because you chose to be seen on the right side of things is hot.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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In case you missed it...

Patreon is adding a discovery feed to help creators avoid social media platforms
Patreon is adding a discovery feed to help creators avoid social media platforms
Patreon is adding a bunch of new social features for its creators in an attempt to make its platform more of a viable alternative to mainstream social media.
www.engadget.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I stayed up too late reading Epstein's emails and dms and I know I'm not the first to say it but holy shit all these people are so fucking stupid. The whole elite crew is full of the most idiotic, arrogant fucks in the world. Look at this exchange with a literary agent. "Keep it coming."
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
how am I talking you right now???? we all agreed to boycott everything!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Are you looking for a FUN creative community to help support your next project? Me and some of my best buds are starting a club to help creatives with support, tools, and resources, and lots of good vibes.

We already have more than 40 members working on a variety of projects. Interested? DM me :)
February 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Hey so we opened a sober goth venue it happened!!! Its happening!! If you missed this dont worry we have many more events coming
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Password for Louvre’s security system was ‘LOUVRE’ — and social media can’t stop laughing: ‘Not even L0uvr3?!’
Password for Louvre’s security system was ‘LOUVRE’ — and social media can’t stop laughing: ‘Not even L0uvr3?!’ - The Times of India
Europe News: A recent security audit of the Louvre has exposed alarming cybersecurity lapses, including a video surveillance system password of \"LOUVRE.\" This reve
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Our Halloween special episode w/ @brandyn.bsky.social is now up. We will be talking about the movie The Cell, its theme of empathy, shoddy CGIs, Tarsem Singh's influences from Parajanov, The Brothers Quay, and more!

reanimatethis.podbean.com/e/the-cell-2...
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
of course it's fine for a talk show host to bring the generals in the room and give his shtick to them if another talk show host appoints him as secretary of defense.

there's civilian control of the military so, you know. better than the generals giving speeches to the talk show hosts.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The bailouts aren’t really for the farmers, they’re for the banks they owe. The farms are still going to go out of business
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I bet there’s someone in the history of UNC that was such a scumbag that they deserve what’s happening to them now
September 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
having to verify yourself to eight different companies when you get a new device.
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“What if the electricity goes out?”
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
you freaks CANNOT be interested in THE NEWS are you?

on one hand it’s a bit of a disaster and on the other hand, harder and harder to avoid it and people want more and more help getting there…
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
hanging out in New Mexico. very early morning. I’d spent some time chilling out, so why not a little time agitating?
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I spend the vast majority of my time NOT committing crimes.

And when I'm not doing that, I gotta think about my quality of life! 🥲
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
knowing that you COULD have a nervous breakdown without it hurting you

can often prevent you from having one. 😏
September 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
August 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM