Martha 🐓
@healymartha.bsky.social
Retired Irish-German-American lady who is sadly allergic to cats
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WATCH OUT EVERYONR IVE HAD A HALF W BOTTLEMOF WINE AND I HAVE OPINIONS
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
WATCH OUT EVERYONR IVE HAD A HALF W BOTTLEMOF WINE AND I HAVE OPINIONS
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Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
Do They Know It's Rat Schism At All?
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Do They Know It's Rat Schism At All?
Breaking news:
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Breaking news:
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Little Lamb who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Gave thee life & and tasty turf
And a stream where thou might surf;
Gave thee wool (but not salami)
Set thee by the bright tsunami;
Made thee such a tender tease,
Prince of pastures! Lord of seas!
Little lamb, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Gave thee life & and tasty turf
And a stream where thou might surf;
Gave thee wool (but not salami)
Set thee by the bright tsunami;
Made thee such a tender tease,
Prince of pastures! Lord of seas!
Little lamb, who made thee?
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Click through & scroll up:
"...if you want to win voters over, you tell them what you are going to do to make their life better...You don’t just say, ‘Give me $5 so I can beat Trump.’"
“Imagine paying to live in a country your whole life through taxation, with barely an ounce of representation, and then at the end of it you can’t even afford your medicine to enjoy your sunset years.” www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/the-...
‘The most serious troll you’ll ever meet’ - City Pulse
“The Furries Are Coming For Me…” reads the subject line of a campaign email sent out two weeks ago by Tom Barrett, the Charlotte Republican currently representing Michigan’s …
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December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"...if you want to win voters over, you tell them what you are going to do to make their life better...You don’t just say, ‘Give me $5 so I can beat Trump.’"
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if you could choose between learning to live with your emotions or burning the whole world down in an attempt to avoid them which would you pick?
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
if you could choose between learning to live with your emotions or burning the whole world down in an attempt to avoid them which would you pick?
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Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
⛸️ is my most-used emoji of 2025 by a lot. A lot.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
⛸️ is my most-used emoji of 2025 by a lot. A lot.
the saddest cryptid
I grew up in Squonk country. It looks like a small pig-dog kinda creature and it's always crying because it's knows how ugly it is.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the saddest cryptid
Holy hell, where did this man get this voice?
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Holy hell, where did this man get this voice?
"Strict calls from an old-school stickler for technique and perfect turns would probably have occasioned much less complaint. However, the levels at Finlandia Trophy were given by the man [i.e. Shawn Rettstatt] who has been moving the sport away from strict technique as the basis of excellence."
Finlandia Trophy is over; the ice dance controversy is not - by @choreosequence.bsky.social
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Finlandia Trophy is over; the ice dance controversy is not - Anything GOEs
The ISU will be reviewing the ice dance event from Finlandia Trophy after skaters object to tech panel decisions
anythinggoe.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Strict calls from an old-school stickler for technique and perfect turns would probably have occasioned much less complaint. However, the levels at Finlandia Trophy were given by the man [i.e. Shawn Rettstatt] who has been moving the sport away from strict technique as the basis of excellence."
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Literally buying one copy of a book at your local indie bookstore can mean the difference in whether they buy future books from that author.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Literally buying one copy of a book at your local indie bookstore can mean the difference in whether they buy future books from that author.
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Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
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coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
In fact, sir, we are prose-shaming the lady.
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In fact, sir, we are prose-shaming the lady.
Wake up babe, new canto just dropped:
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wake up babe, new canto just dropped:
Scarleteen does good and very needful sex education for the youths--please help if you can!
Today is the midpoint of Scarleteen’s $40,000 fund drive to cover the health care costs of the staff and volunteers providing advice, tips, and tools for young people worldwide. 128 people have donated over $8,000 to support our work. Join them today! www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Scarleteen does good and very needful sex education for the youths--please help if you can!
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Today is my birthday. I would like many things but from you specifically I want $2,500 for @scarleteen.com's annual fundraiser, which is supporting staff & volunteer healthcare this year. We need $2,500 to unlock a $10,000 match and this would really make my day! Donate to my campaign page here.
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Today is my birthday. I would like many things but from you specifically I want $2,500 for @scarleteen.com's annual fundraiser, which is supporting staff & volunteer healthcare this year. We need $2,500 to unlock a $10,000 match and this would really make my day! Donate to my campaign page here.
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Wife: It is interesting that the biggest papers and networks burned decades of hard work by others who built up their brands to bend over immediately for Donald Trump because they thought he would be a successful dictator and 10 months in he's flailing. Those people have the worst business instincts
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Wife: It is interesting that the biggest papers and networks burned decades of hard work by others who built up their brands to bend over immediately for Donald Trump because they thought he would be a successful dictator and 10 months in he's flailing. Those people have the worst business instincts
Please help if you can!
Thank you fellow Scarleteen supporters for all your boosts & donations! We’re up to $3000 out of $40,000 for health CARE for health EDUCATORS. Can you help us get to $3500 tonight? 🖤
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November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Please help if you can!
Figure skater Surya Bonali loses her collection of medals in a burglary in LA:
www.msn.com/en-us/sports... ⛸️
www.msn.com/en-us/sports... ⛸️
MSN
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November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Figure skater Surya Bonali loses her collection of medals in a burglary in LA:
www.msn.com/en-us/sports... ⛸️
www.msn.com/en-us/sports... ⛸️
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An annual tradition unlike any other. The time for every pundit to twist electoral results to mean their personal preferences are fully vindicated!
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
An annual tradition unlike any other. The time for every pundit to twist electoral results to mean their personal preferences are fully vindicated!