Baddy Longlegs
@hamspatula.bsky.social
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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"One new term we’re considering is 'people who are without home.' Notice how that term starts with “people.” We believe in language that centers humanity. Actions, less so."
Our City’s New Initiative Will End Homelessness by Calling It Something Else
The housing crisis in our city is reaching a breaking point. Something has to be done to help the struggling members of our community, which is why...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"One new term we’re considering is 'people who are without home.' Notice how that term starts with “people.” We believe in language that centers humanity. Actions, less so."
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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That brief period in history between cigarette ads and gambling ads
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That brief period in history between cigarette ads and gambling ads
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The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
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they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
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I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
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Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community
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Happy 10th birthday to the most resonant political tweet of all time.
One day, people will get wise to right-wing populism, but seemingly not yet.
x.com/Cavalorn/sta...
One day, people will get wise to right-wing populism, but seemingly not yet.
x.com/Cavalorn/sta...
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Happy 10th birthday to the most resonant political tweet of all time.
One day, people will get wise to right-wing populism, but seemingly not yet.
x.com/Cavalorn/sta...
One day, people will get wise to right-wing populism, but seemingly not yet.
x.com/Cavalorn/sta...
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okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
September 27, 2023 at 6:00 PM
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
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Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Hey so if we’re not charging homan with anything could we get our 50 thousand dollars back?
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so if we’re not charging homan with anything could we get our 50 thousand dollars back?
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I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
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performance and dancing drugs
October 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
performance and dancing drugs
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Thank you for your service🇺🇸
October 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thank you for your service🇺🇸
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RECRUITER: *picks up resume* Tell me about your strengths
ME: Lying on my resume
RECRUITER: Weaknesses?
ME: telling people I lie on my resume
ME: Lying on my resume
RECRUITER: Weaknesses?
ME: telling people I lie on my resume
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
RECRUITER: *picks up resume* Tell me about your strengths
ME: Lying on my resume
RECRUITER: Weaknesses?
ME: telling people I lie on my resume
ME: Lying on my resume
RECRUITER: Weaknesses?
ME: telling people I lie on my resume
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Personal news I got the lewd behavior charges dropped for the thing at LaGuardia because I could prove my dog was a support animal (I have documented Havana syndrome) & I need him to do the thing with his balls and my neck
September 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Personal news I got the lewd behavior charges dropped for the thing at LaGuardia because I could prove my dog was a support animal (I have documented Havana syndrome) & I need him to do the thing with his balls and my neck
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A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.