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Andrew Granola
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Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
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December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@millsypop.bsky.social I just saw @kyleskey.bsky.social walking around Times Square in a diaper. This unrelated to NYE btw
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@kyleskey.bsky.social turn on the comments coward
I can truly say that 2025 was the year of ME. Beat the packers 2/3 (would have been 3/3 but refs). Was right about Clark and the packers being FRAUDS. Launched an awe inspiring California gubernatorial run. My haters are on life support. Here’s to a more successful 2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m going to be honest with you guys, Timecop (1994) is not the greatest movie ever made.

I can’t believe they set up a premise for JCVD to roundhouse kick Genghis Khan in the face and they didn’t do it 😤

However… boobs
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Tonight, I study the mind of a Bears fan.
December 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Brock Purdy with the big birthday present for Iowa
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@millsypop.bsky.social just making sure you saw @kyleskey.bsky.social’s new TV spot. He loves LA so much!
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Bears have completely ceded the edge to Purdy on both rushing TDs--the boot earlier, and zone read there. Don't know how they aren't prepared for the possibility of him running it in when he gets inside the 10.
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me (financial genius): I’m not paying $11 for a Peacock subscription. I’m getting $50 worth of drinks to watch it at the bar
IF YOU HAVE A FOOTBALL FAN IN YOUR FAMILY, please show them how to access the Peacock-exclusive Packers-Ravens game tonight, a game with huge playoff ramifications that will not be shown anywhere else but Peacock, a service they may not know exists.
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just watched Thief (1981) for the first time and found another Simpsons reference (I think)
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A foot of snow at Thanksgiving and nothing for Christmas?
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Goode Yule to all who celebrate!

It's always been about the mid-winter partying!
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He channeled so much of himself into Detective Crashmore #RIPSanta
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Not sure why this always makes me laugh

@robdelaney.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Generally I don't give two sh!ts about pro football- but this month my heart is warmed by the thought of the Niners doing this to certain Bears fans spirits on the 28th.
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
society has advanced too far
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
found this gem while planning my trip home
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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congrats to CBS
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@kyleskey.bsky.social your timeline is the karmic equivalent of kicking a homeless person in the face and stealing their Christmas dinner
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM