Andrew Granola
@mourningcake.bsky.social
Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
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I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
February baseball? You betcha
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
February baseball? You betcha
Has the urbanism community weighed in on transportation via jetpack yet?
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Has the urbanism community weighed in on transportation via jetpack yet?
Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
Kevin?
kevin
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Kevin?
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February 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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My wife’s boyfriend can do that
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My wife’s boyfriend can do that
For those asking, yes, i am Jacob Elordi’s stunt butt
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
For those asking, yes, i am Jacob Elordi’s stunt butt
“Can we get water without fertilizer, pesticides and hog shit”?
“No. We need to give money to 3rd generation billionaires so a bunch of millionaires can play 8-9 games a year here”
“No. We need to give money to 3rd generation billionaires so a bunch of millionaires can play 8-9 games a year here”
A bill in the Iowa State Senate was introduced seeking an expansion of its economic growth attraction program with a goal of luring an NFL franchise, specifically the Chicago Bears.
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“Can we get water without fertilizer, pesticides and hog shit”?
“No. We need to give money to 3rd generation billionaires so a bunch of millionaires can play 8-9 games a year here”
“No. We need to give money to 3rd generation billionaires so a bunch of millionaires can play 8-9 games a year here”
@millsypop.bsky.social our Super Bowl commercial was 29sec of @kyleskey.bsky.social on the toilet and 1sec of @ilovemywive.bsky.social yelling “DELANIACS”????
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
@millsypop.bsky.social our Super Bowl commercial was 29sec of @kyleskey.bsky.social on the toilet and 1sec of @ilovemywive.bsky.social yelling “DELANIACS”????
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
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What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far
You guys ever get so drunk that you have sex with someone you shouldn’t like a coworker or Patriots fan?
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You guys ever get so drunk that you have sex with someone you shouldn’t like a coworker or Patriots fan?
I’m pro pizza choice but whoever orders either of these shouldn’t be allowed to use the restroom out of respect for other/normal patrons
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m pro pizza choice but whoever orders either of these shouldn’t be allowed to use the restroom out of respect for other/normal patrons
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
NYT trying REAL hard to trick me today
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
NYT trying REAL hard to trick me today
I’ve documented the @dril.bsky.social & DigimonOtis Peace Accords of 2015 for historical purposes
February 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I’ve documented the @dril.bsky.social & DigimonOtis Peace Accords of 2015 for historical purposes
Letting Italy run an Olympics? Don’t make me laugh. As punishment, they should let me move there #prosciutto
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
February 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Letting Italy run an Olympics? Don’t make me laugh. As punishment, they should let me move there #prosciutto
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This is why being a packers fan is the only morally righteousness position.
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is why being a packers fan is the only morally righteousness position.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
