Andrew Granola
@mourningcake.bsky.social
Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?
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First thing I always notice upon returning to Iowa is the insane amount of custom Iowa/Iowa State license plates. Guess this is how we express ourselves
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
First thing I always notice upon returning to Iowa is the insane amount of custom Iowa/Iowa State license plates. Guess this is how we express ourselves
Now that my time in Kansas City is done, here are my BBQ rankings
1) Slaps
2) Q39
3) Oscar Meyer Baloney from the gas station
4) some loose meat I found in an alley
5) Arthur Bryant’s
1) Slaps
2) Q39
3) Oscar Meyer Baloney from the gas station
4) some loose meat I found in an alley
5) Arthur Bryant’s
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Now that my time in Kansas City is done, here are my BBQ rankings
1) Slaps
2) Q39
3) Oscar Meyer Baloney from the gas station
4) some loose meat I found in an alley
5) Arthur Bryant’s
1) Slaps
2) Q39
3) Oscar Meyer Baloney from the gas station
4) some loose meat I found in an alley
5) Arthur Bryant’s
we have lost so much ground on the every expanding Christmas season
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
we have lost so much ground on the every expanding Christmas season
why would he (He?) write this?
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
why would he (He?) write this?
Reposted by Andrew Granola
back to back Europe overtime games, shoutout to whoever had to translate the preposterously complicated NFL overtime rules into German and Spanish
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
back to back Europe overtime games, shoutout to whoever had to translate the preposterously complicated NFL overtime rules into German and Spanish
USC set a home football attendance record today with over FOUR HUNDRED fans
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
USC set a home football attendance record today with over FOUR HUNDRED fans
just about had it with this website. Dave Bluesky has done nothing to stop the trolls
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
just about had it with this website. Dave Bluesky has done nothing to stop the trolls
They have a sign now because of me!
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
They have a sign now because of me!
Update:
1) Fuck Coke for their AI Christmas ad shit (fuck off to infinity)
2) the “Holiday Creamy Vanilla” is okay at best
1) Fuck Coke for their AI Christmas ad shit (fuck off to infinity)
2) the “Holiday Creamy Vanilla” is okay at best
Crazy the 2 most important innovations of the 21st century were produced by Coca-Cola
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Update:
1) Fuck Coke for their AI Christmas ad shit (fuck off to infinity)
2) the “Holiday Creamy Vanilla” is okay at best
1) Fuck Coke for their AI Christmas ad shit (fuck off to infinity)
2) the “Holiday Creamy Vanilla” is okay at best
Reposted by Andrew Granola
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
I can somewhat confidently say that I’m the only man who’s about to watch Die My Love and then catch the end of the Packers game
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I can somewhat confidently say that I’m the only man who’s about to watch Die My Love and then catch the end of the Packers game
I have bravery decided to watch the KC Current game on TV on Sunday
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I have bravery decided to watch the KC Current game on TV on Sunday
Crazy the 2 most important innovations of the 21st century were produced by Coca-Cola
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Crazy the 2 most important innovations of the 21st century were produced by Coca-Cola
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
1) Coke Zero
2) Coke Freestyle Machine
@millsypop.bsky.social @ilovemywive.bsky.social
just saw @kyleskey.bsky.social holding hands with Santa Claus at Cheesecake Factory… don’t expect any presents this year 😢
just saw @kyleskey.bsky.social holding hands with Santa Claus at Cheesecake Factory… don’t expect any presents this year 😢
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@millsypop.bsky.social @ilovemywive.bsky.social
just saw @kyleskey.bsky.social holding hands with Santa Claus at Cheesecake Factory… don’t expect any presents this year 😢
just saw @kyleskey.bsky.social holding hands with Santa Claus at Cheesecake Factory… don’t expect any presents this year 😢
Rob had sex with The Entity on the set of Mission Impossible and he’s just like this now 🤷🏻♂️
We joke around here but AI has allowed me to streamline my business to such a degree that last week I was able to lay off 2 pregnant women AND roast my son’s golden retriever alive (SmartHome heating system still learning; d’oh! We’ll get there!) 🐕 🔥💀🤣📲🤰🏽🤰🏼🚫
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rob had sex with The Entity on the set of Mission Impossible and he’s just like this now 🤷🏻♂️
Normalize booing the Netflix logo at the theater
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Normalize booing the Netflix logo at the theater
*calmly reminding myself I knew nothing about this Blue Jays team 10 days ago*
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*calmly reminding myself I knew nothing about this Blue Jays team 10 days ago*
Special message to the Dodgers:
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Special message to the Dodgers:
Ladies, I’m dressed as Jack Reacher… just how I’m naturally built #Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ladies, I’m dressed as Jack Reacher… just how I’m naturally built #Halloween