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filthy prole, high stakes dish washer, shitposter

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Free Palestine or fuck off
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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genuinely stupendous stuff, here. the willingness to destroy something is a gotdamn politics
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Republicans don't want trans people to because part of our society, whether that means our sports teams or in bathrooms.
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Did I do this right?
September 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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frame: smart glasses are just like an iPhone

negation: no, they're different in important ways

kirby: THIS IS A SURVEILLANCE TOOL. THEY WANT TO NORMALIZE CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE. they are making a bad faith comparison bc they want to move the boundaries of acceptable behavior
while i appreciate @404media.co explaining this, if you ever find yourself explaining to someone why smart glasses recording people is different from a smartphone, i think you have to consider that they're playing with you, and you're playing back in turn.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Frame: these African women soccer players aren't really women

Negation: actually they were all assigned female at birth

Kirby: TRANSPHOBES ARE ALWAYS RACISTS. They are trying to define whose bodies are acceptable. The league must reject that project, not claim to meet its standards
The @nwslsoccer.com & @nwslplayers.bsky.social statements accept the frame of the right wing and it sucks!

They are bad faith attacks from bigoted folks who don’t care about women’s sports at all. Stop justifying their “concerns”. No Murdoch-owned org actually cares about the NWSL.
i made a helpful reference
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Frame: food stamps are used by undeserving / Black people

Negation: actually many people on food stamps are deserving / white

Kirby: THEY ARE STARVING PEOPLE ON PURPOSE. They are using racist tropes to justify it bc many people will find that persuasive. Everyone deserves to eat
Seeing all the content focused on centering all the people who need help who aren’t “fat, ghetto asses” and we can already see how the deserving/undeserving rhetorical lines are going to fall.
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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frame: they're targeting criminals
negation: actually they're targeting ordinary people

kirby: it's a fascist attack. they're white supremacists doing ethnic cleansing. which is why they're saying everybody who isn't white is a criminal
These stops are not "at odds with the mission." The mission is to meet Miller's arrest quotas, to show that the administration can and will exact revenge on regions that do not comply in advance, and to create chaos to be used to justify stripping rights. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/24/f...
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:

Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $

Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $

Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The Charlie Kirk ratio, scientists call it
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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You don't need AI to layout an idea
yes please and thank you
Found a tweet. Vtuber Den A Rue sent this stick figure drawing of himself reading a book and compared it to the final artwork SuNa delivered. If you can move a pen, you can communicate.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
(but like, in a perceptibly half-assed way, phoning in the activities of daily living)
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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"What the fuck" and/or "Again with this shit"
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Aggravating to try to decide whether to watch the president do an "address to the nation" because maybe he's going to announce that he's bombing a foreign country, but maybe it's just going to be him hollering about a bunch of charts he doesn't understand
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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three consecutive guys who won't be president. somebody should run for governor who just wants to be the governor.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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*evanston woman has entered the resistance*
Get his ass
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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That’s a return on investment of 2.73%

If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM