DogsDadBod
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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
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Andrew Tate getting beaten with pink gloves is also v funny
We need a Sword of Damocles
We need an age limit and recall powers
We need term limits for US Senators, Congressional representatives, and SCOTUS.
Also, we need leaders who actually enforce the US Constitution.
Also, we need leaders who actually enforce the US Constitution.
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
We need a Sword of Damocles
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I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks
![Katie Miller
SOON
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January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
Pillboi for DNI
Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
ALT: a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pillboi for DNI
Reporting on a US military invasion of The New York Times could also eNdAnGeR tHe TrOoPs, but I think the NYT wouldn't hold back that advance info in that case...
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
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@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Reporting on a US military invasion of The New York Times could also eNdAnGeR tHe TrOoPs, but I think the NYT wouldn't hold back that advance info in that case...
Many people forget that Carol Seaver was an Immortal and that she experienced a Quickening when she took Boner's head
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Many people forget that Carol Seaver was an Immortal and that she experienced a Quickening when she took Boner's head
How would he know?
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
How would he know?
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everyone is waiting for some responsible authority to pull the lever and make this end. they do not wish to believe that such a lever does not exist. you give one totally deranged party control of the entire government, this is what happens
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
everyone is waiting for some responsible authority to pull the lever and make this end. they do not wish to believe that such a lever does not exist. you give one totally deranged party control of the entire government, this is what happens
I'm not advocating for this to happen on either side of the equation, but I wonder if anyone at SNL has lobbied for Lorne to call up Paul F. Tompkins for the cold open
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I'm not advocating for this to happen on either side of the equation, but I wonder if anyone at SNL has lobbied for Lorne to call up Paul F. Tompkins for the cold open
Folks, it's time to care about Great Britain again
I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Folks, it's time to care about Great Britain again
If Liz Cheney wasn't a squirter, I bet she is today
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
If Liz Cheney wasn't a squirter, I bet she is today
Gonna get Patton Oswalt's post tattooed around my asshole and share it as much as possible
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Gonna get Patton Oswalt's post tattooed around my asshole and share it as much as possible
This account is odieous and not at all nermal.
give it to me, garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
give it to me garfie
(UH HUH! UH HUH!)
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This account is odieous and not at all nermal.
Maybe Greenland should pre-emptively kidnap and rendition her and her husband. Seems pretty well justified by U.S. standards.
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Maybe Greenland should pre-emptively kidnap and rendition her and her husband. Seems pretty well justified by U.S. standards.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
My suggestion also consists of one, with no point, though.
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
My suggestion also consists of one, with no point, though.
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Go ahead, New York Times Pitchbot, try to beat this one.
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Go ahead, New York Times Pitchbot, try to beat this one.
More harmful to American than a bunch of guys boating around the ocean if you get my drift
Israeli billionaire Shlomo Kramer on CNBC: “It's time to limit America's First Amendment.
“We need to control all the social platforms and take control of what they are saying.”
“We need to control all the social platforms and take control of what they are saying.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
More harmful to American than a bunch of guys boating around the ocean if you get my drift
For too long, shitty people have deployed feigned ignorance to mask their shittiness
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
For too long, shitty people have deployed feigned ignorance to mask their shittiness
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
Where are all the bathroom privacy and safety defenders when this pedo-looking creepy rape-viber is crawling around children's day cares?
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Where are all the bathroom privacy and safety defenders when this pedo-looking creepy rape-viber is crawling around children's day cares?
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing