DogsDadBod
@dogsdadbod.bsky.social
The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
Who fucking asked you
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Who fucking asked you
We are now well past the point that It Happening is both a moral imperative and an existential necessity.
Karoline Leavitt says “all orders” from President Trump are “lawful orders,” and troops have no right to question him.
Because of course she does.🙄
newrepublic.com/post/203628/...
Because of course she does.🙄
newrepublic.com/post/203628/...
White House Declares All of Trump’s Orders to Military Are Legal
The Trump administration is twisting U.S. military code to take revenge against Democrats who reminded troops to follow the law.
newrepublic.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We are now well past the point that It Happening is both a moral imperative and an existential necessity.
LOL
BREAKING: DOJ CASES AGAINST JAMES COMEY AND LETICIA JAMES DISMISSED
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
LOL
Worked so well against Comey
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Worked so well against Comey
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Gourd Time is coming close to an end. Embrace these final days, fuckheads.
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Gourd Time is coming close to an end. Embrace these final days, fuckheads.
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Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Five days to get Buffy a holiday sweater. Problem: she's shaped like Moo Deng ate a second, chubbier Moo Deng.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Five days to get Buffy a holiday sweater. Problem: she's shaped like Moo Deng ate a second, chubbier Moo Deng.
This is somehow Jeff Dunham's least racist puppet
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is somehow Jeff Dunham's least racist puppet
The three-figure gifts are too rich for my blood right now, I'm afraid, but most of them have been listed for over a month and I'd like that to change. If anyone out there is serious about splitting one 3-4 ways, my DMs are open.
I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The three-figure gifts are too rich for my blood right now, I'm afraid, but most of them have been listed for over a month and I'd like that to change. If anyone out there is serious about splitting one 3-4 ways, my DMs are open.
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I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
Good work by the Ambassador to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle
Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has pardoned 31 Ukrainians jailed in Belarus on criminal offences, it was reported on Saturday, the latest step in Minsk’s effort to thaw relations with the West.
Belarus pardons 31 Ukrainians after deal with Trump
Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has pardoned 31 Ukrainians jailed in Belarus on criminal offences, the latest step in Minsk’s effort to thaw relations with the West.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good work by the Ambassador to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle
Gonna absolutely fuck up House of the Dead 2 with this
Someone did something incredible in KAR x.com/hasseeeeeeee...
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gonna absolutely fuck up House of the Dead 2 with this
A Quantum Leap machine but it only sends you into dogs that should have won at Westminster and AKC shows
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A Quantum Leap machine but it only sends you into dogs that should have won at Westminster and AKC shows
OBEY
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
OBEY
Hand dryer
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Hand dryer
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
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You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
ryan lizza is a bad person
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
Bleh Vuthering Heights Bleh
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Bleh Vuthering Heights Bleh
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
-Apollo Creed re: Rocky, Round 9
Q: Is this your final offer to Ukraine?
TRUMP: No. One way or the other we have to get it ended. He can continue to fight his little heart out.
TRUMP: No. One way or the other we have to get it ended. He can continue to fight his little heart out.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
-Apollo Creed re: Rocky, Round 9
Turkey sucks. Worst of the meats and it’s not close. I’d sooner have chicken than turkey, and even then it’s never. Not really feeling seafood, but still rather that than turkey.
My friends and I have gone five straight years of never serving turkey at Canadian Thanksgiving, American Thanksgiving, or Christmas. We served char siu, prime rib, lobster, lamb, roast duck, and even a grocery store rotisserie chicken. Lots of options. It is fine to start your own traditions.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Turkey sucks. Worst of the meats and it’s not close. I’d sooner have chicken than turkey, and even then it’s never. Not really feeling seafood, but still rather that than turkey.
Locked doors, shackles, RFID microchip implants, assassin drones, hostage taking, leg-Miserying…
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Locked doors, shackles, RFID microchip implants, assassin drones, hostage taking, leg-Miserying…
A dumb as fuck political tv host? Big fucking surprise.
CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A dumb as fuck political tv host? Big fucking surprise.