DogsDadBod
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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
Ask him if he'll take the hit for you if you try to shoot up, or if that famous drawing of him interceding with his arm for the junkie's is just bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ask him if he'll take the hit for you if you try to shoot up, or if that famous drawing of him interceding with his arm for the junkie's is just bullshit
I'm in such good health with such perfect and functional organs that the doctor wanted to take out my liver to study it for posterity, so much so that they arranged to replace it so I wouldn't miss it at all! What a win-win for everyone!
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm in such good health with such perfect and functional organs that the doctor wanted to take out my liver to study it for posterity, so much so that they arranged to replace it so I wouldn't miss it at all! What a win-win for everyone!
Less likey more explainey people
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Less likey more explainey people
Consummés are indeed amazing, but since when do they give out soups as prizes?
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Consummés are indeed amazing, but since when do they give out soups as prizes?
He is, at best, Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, pre head-shaving
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He is, at best, Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, pre head-shaving
No, it's true, the Marshal of the Supreme Court was informed earlier today
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
No, it's true, the Marshal of the Supreme Court was informed earlier today
I've been meaning to give you some bad news about Aunty Donna...
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've been meaning to give you some bad news about Aunty Donna...
Chris came in costume as a guy who already has the two definitions printed on a laminated card in his wallet
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Chris came in costume as a guy who already has the two definitions printed on a laminated card in his wallet
Someone please explain to me what is happening here on and below his jawline
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Someone please explain to me what is happening here on and below his jawline
"Sam, join me on Cybertron Island"
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Sam, join me on Cybertron Island"
...then see each other again a full week later for dinner and conversation full of X-Files references*, pretending like a couple of chaste, civilized people that we don't remember exactly what happened last time dinner ended
(*specifics for realness)
(*specifics for realness)
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
...then see each other again a full week later for dinner and conversation full of X-Files references*, pretending like a couple of chaste, civilized people that we don't remember exactly what happened last time dinner ended
(*specifics for realness)
(*specifics for realness)
This thread is one spicy pierogi
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This thread is one spicy pierogi
Turns out the stigmata was just a product of AI-slop-generated-hands
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Turns out the stigmata was just a product of AI-slop-generated-hands
Imagine how much harder it would be to nail up Jesus's AI-generated hands
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Imagine how much harder it would be to nail up Jesus's AI-generated hands
Her character's name on Succession was "Comfrey Pellits."
Comfrey pellets are a type of plant food.
And plant food is appropriate because all the pictures of her I saw when googling who the fuck she is depict her as though she is in a vegetative state.
Comfrey pellets are a type of plant food.
And plant food is appropriate because all the pictures of her I saw when googling who the fuck she is depict her as though she is in a vegetative state.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Her character's name on Succession was "Comfrey Pellits."
Comfrey pellets are a type of plant food.
And plant food is appropriate because all the pictures of her I saw when googling who the fuck she is depict her as though she is in a vegetative state.
Comfrey pellets are a type of plant food.
And plant food is appropriate because all the pictures of her I saw when googling who the fuck she is depict her as though she is in a vegetative state.
So $50M and a pizza party?
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So $50M and a pizza party?
Every time I've read John Mulaney news this decade
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every time I've read John Mulaney news this decade
wood chipper, legs first?
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
wood chipper, legs first?
What I find funny is that "X claims Y" is usually said because the status quo, known world is "Not Y" and X is positing a world with Yes Y. Mapping that here, the status quo, known world is one where T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Drake has to posit a world where, no, he didn't.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What I find funny is that "X claims Y" is usually said because the status quo, known world is "Not Y" and X is positing a world with Yes Y. Mapping that here, the status quo, known world is one where T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Drake has to posit a world where, no, he didn't.
After he's done marrying Courtney Stodden?
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
After he's done marrying Courtney Stodden?