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shoutout to my 3 year old niece, who achieved today my lifelong dream of having an extended nude freak out all throughout the middle of Christmas morning, and brought the entire household to a halt
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
shoutout to my 3 year old niece, who achieved today my lifelong dream of having an extended nude freak out all throughout the middle of Christmas morning, and brought the entire household to a halt
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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![Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"
Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreiagl3tmxesoqw6lydhcwey52rczco3joc2m4x3kz4yv7ojrekk6ci@jpeg)
got a fantastically sharp black steel Japanese kitchen knife and the entire household is terrified of it. widespread agreement that it “looks evil.” I love it. in my brain i am calling it “the morgul blade” because i am that kind of dork
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
got a fantastically sharp black steel Japanese kitchen knife and the entire household is terrified of it. widespread agreement that it “looks evil.” I love it. in my brain i am calling it “the morgul blade” because i am that kind of dork
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wow, if only literally every other developed country in the world had done some version of universal healthcare, then we might have some information to work off here. As it is I guess we're just flying blind.
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wow, if only literally every other developed country in the world had done some version of universal healthcare, then we might have some information to work off here. As it is I guess we're just flying blind.
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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Merry Christmas! This is your yearly reminder that mistletoes, uniquely among ALL known multicellular life, do not have working mitochondria. What the fuck? Biology is fake.
The Mystery of Mistletoe’s Missing Genes
Mistletoes have all but shut down the powerhouses of their cells. Scientists are still trying to understand the plants’ unorthodox survival strategy.
www.quantamagazine.org
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Merry Christmas! This is your yearly reminder that mistletoes, uniquely among ALL known multicellular life, do not have working mitochondria. What the fuck? Biology is fake.
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huh. by the way - those window-mounted heat pumps I've been going on about? They're $399 now on BrandsMart and I'm a huge...fan. also condenser. and inverter. Only real knock is that the tilting fan-direction-vent thing can rattle a little but you can fix that.
www.brandsmartusa.com/ge/269840/11...
www.brandsmartusa.com/ge/269840/11...
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
huh. by the way - those window-mounted heat pumps I've been going on about? They're $399 now on BrandsMart and I'm a huge...fan. also condenser. and inverter. Only real knock is that the tilting fan-direction-vent thing can rattle a little but you can fix that.
www.brandsmartusa.com/ge/269840/11...
www.brandsmartusa.com/ge/269840/11...
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
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The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public
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They confirmed that wheat causes celiac disease during the post WWII Dutch famine (when celiac kids, like all kids, didn’t get any bread but actually died less than before )
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They confirmed that wheat causes celiac disease during the post WWII Dutch famine (when celiac kids, like all kids, didn’t get any bread but actually died less than before )
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fuck: halloween 🎃
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
fuck: halloween 🎃
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
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One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
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![HARPERS WEEKLY.
JOURNAL OF CIVILIZATION
Vor. VII.-No. 314.]
NEW
YORK, SATURDAY, JANUARY
1863.
GELCOM
SANTA CLAUS
SANTA CLAUS IN CAMP.-[SEE PAGE 6]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qiknc4t5rq7yngvz7g4aezq7/bafkreiez4d5lsrpbn3mrwkwrnbrhb3ra7dmvagbxjaz7hg5be7njnsbary@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
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US coal generation has collapsed from about 50% of electricity in 2005 to just 14% today. It’s one of the fastest energy transitions in modern history. Operating a coal plant now costs more than building new wind and solar in every state. buff.ly/lhSKS7D
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Can the war on coal still be won?
Ten years ago, the U.S. was on track to phase out coal by 2030, thanks to the Sierra Club. Now Trump and AI are delaying the fuel’s decline.
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
US coal generation has collapsed from about 50% of electricity in 2005 to just 14% today. It’s one of the fastest energy transitions in modern history. Operating a coal plant now costs more than building new wind and solar in every state. buff.ly/lhSKS7D
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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The blatant selling of pardons is perhaps the clearest instance of criminal conduct authorized by SCOTUS. Pardons are a quintessential "official act." So, even when Trump takes a bribe to issue one, he is presumably above the criminal law.
The president’s own chief of staff was reportedly stunned by his pardon of a former Honduran president.
Trump’s Ice Maiden Blindsided by President’s Controversial Pardon
The president’s own chief of staff was reportedly stunned by his pardon of a former Honduran president.
trib.al
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The blatant selling of pardons is perhaps the clearest instance of criminal conduct authorized by SCOTUS. Pardons are a quintessential "official act." So, even when Trump takes a bribe to issue one, he is presumably above the criminal law.
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It really is wild how Stephen Miller in particular (but most of this admin too) is so wrapped up in his own fervent extremism that he cannot tell how fucking awful "grabbing people over Christmas" looks to the large amount of the country
There’s something in here about how after Jesus was born, Joseph fled with Jesus and Mary to Egypt under the cover of night…for ~4 years until Herod died.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It really is wild how Stephen Miller in particular (but most of this admin too) is so wrapped up in his own fervent extremism that he cannot tell how fucking awful "grabbing people over Christmas" looks to the large amount of the country
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
another shitshow Christmas, goddamn
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
another shitshow Christmas, goddamn
the instinctive veteran parent cringe when someone buys their kid the Pokémon knock off legos that definitely do NOT fit together, ever
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the instinctive veteran parent cringe when someone buys their kid the Pokémon knock off legos that definitely do NOT fit together, ever
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
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Edward Gorey
December 26, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Edward Gorey
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This is like looking at photos of coral bleaching
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is like looking at photos of coral bleaching
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Some Christmas Eve content from Chicago’s 2nd ward alderman
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Some Christmas Eve content from Chicago’s 2nd ward alderman