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@hailthefi.sh
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filthy prole, high stakes dish washer, shitposter

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Free Palestine or fuck off
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Or as it is known in the language of the elves, "estiradiol valeratë"
Estradiol Valerate, rendered as "estiradiol valeratë" and written in Tolkien's tengwar letters (basically it's like if the one ring made you a girl instead of invisible)
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Excerpt from Ordinary Men page 197: Highlighted is the following: "The right grew at the expense of the center, and within the former the radicals, or New Right, grew at the expense of the traditionalists, or Old Right." Excerpt from Ordinary Men, page 200. Highlighted is the following: "there already existed an 'ideological affinity' between the police and the new regime in 1933, and the police generally refused to provide German Jews with protection against the various assaults they faced from party activists."
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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You have selected "Thee" meaning me, the correct answer is "Me" meaning Thee
The Simpsons gag where Smokey the Bear asks "Who can prevent forest fires" with the "You" and "Me" buttons
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A laminated sign saying in very large text "Cardiac Emergency Cart" then in smaller text "Please re-stock after each use" followed by a list of surgical instruments and supplies
September 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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god bellingham owns
wplace pixel art depicting, among other things, the IWW logo, a palestine flag, several roads overlayed in trans pride colors, various pride flags, and caves of qud art
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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this you?
July 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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there's always the classic
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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A drawing of a creature with the body of a lion and the face of a man, gazing at the viewer, with the text "TFW you turn and turn but the gyre just keep widening"
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A tweet from peter schiff where he admits to statutory rape but insists it doesn't make him a pedophile
June 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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3. here a thread about book by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Aug 25, 2013 16:04 infinite jest is literally about smoking weed and jacking off actually 4. here a thread about book by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Aug 21, 2013 11:50 i saw it posted somewhere else in a slightly different form but yeah. namely where i saw it the guy didn't think he had to rewrite the beginning of the paragraph for Thomas pynchon 5. here a thread about book by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Aug 20, 2013 23:41 thats good . i havent started it yet but i did just get this book for my class in junior College.  anyway did you guys see that pynchon mentions final fantasy x in his new book. and by name, not just putting sephiroth and airships in the story as a wink like he did in the other books 6. here a thread about book by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Aug 11, 2013 22:01 Thanks dinosaur jerk. frolic of his own is ok but basically a lesser reprisal of j r in most ways IMO. but then again there is a japanese car company in it called Sosumi 7. here a thread about book by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Aug 11, 2013 21:28 i found a japanese book on the ground in wicker park called No Longer Human by Osamu dazai. is it good? cause it has a cool cover 8. Funny shows by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Apr 20, 2013 15:11 why do people talk about eventually watching tv like it's yardwork or paying a bill or something. Just a pet peeve idk :-P 9. Funny shows by William Gaddis in PHIZ at Apr 18, 2013 19:46 "i like the movie click" - funny quote i liked from  on TV. Another one i liked was "Have you seen the movie click?" from the same show 10. [*FYAD ALL-STARS*] FINAL FANTASY ANIME THREAD ftw .....#winning by William Gaddis in FYAD: Literally someone's shit in a toilet at Apr 5, 2013 20:14 my sister is in my room dancing to the byob reggae
May 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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A quote from the piece: "Joe Biden’s entire career has been one of supporting the barbarism of the powerful against the powerless. Of making sure you are locked into debt servitude for life. Of fervently supporting the crime bill that tore millions of black families apart. Of backing the Iraq war. Of supporting segregation. And in his final act, of participating in the wholesale destruction of an entire people. Many will see the elated or apathetic reactions to Biden’s cancer diagnosis and scold those of us who feel no sympathy for the man, but I question their character much more than our own. Why do these people believe a man who has never had a shred of sympathy for us; for the poor, for black Americans, for Iraqis, for Palestinians, is entitled to our compassion? Why do they feel more outrage at our reactions to a bad thing happening to a worse person than they do for the crimes he has committed against humanity? Why does an unfeeling shrug command more of their attention than the endless images of the children he helped mutilate? Why is the violence perpetrated by politicians invisible to them? Why does my dad’s life matter less than his?"
May 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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A screenshot from the tv series Shogun bearing a subtitle reading "Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow."
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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club penguin comic strip: first panel, a receptionist penguin sitting at the computer answers the phone and says "911 what is your emergency?" second panel, the same receptionist says into the phone "what do you mean you're being murdered?" final panel, the same receptionist says into the phone "that's illegal, people can't do that"
April 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Mine eyes hath seen the glories of the makin' of a Ford,
It's made under conditions that would offend even the Lord,
With a most ungodly hurry and amidst a wild uproar,
Production rushes on!
April 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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noted incompetent webmaster, domestic abuser, and all around piece of crap, richard "lowtax" kyanka in his final stream, eating a big ole summer sausage in a very phallic way, much like he shortly after ate the barrel of a firearm
April 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Yep. Presumably to justify detaining/renditioning trans folks.
March 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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You feel your overall lack of skill is holding you back.
March 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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"Your social skills and personality improve." in bright green text on a black background.
February 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Disco Elysium fanart of a mural graffitied on to the wall of an 8 story building. The mural is enormous. Two silhouettes -- a man and a woman -- are kissing. The text cut into their forms reads: "TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE IT IS TOO LATE FOR US WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS"
February 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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elon's handpicked broccoli haired groypers have been planning since december to run all of the federal government's sensitive data through an LLM and use whatever nonsense it spits out to remake the state lmao
Luke Farritor, one of the elon boys, asking on twitter (of all places!) on December 10th 2024: "Are there LLMs made specifically for parsing things like documents/forms/PDFs/json/html/excel/etc and converting them from one format to another?"
February 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM