Wolfe Van Mural
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Wolfe Van Mural
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When someone comes to you in utter despair with life altering debilitating news, it's important to reply with, "Same thing happened to me, only worse"
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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moustachioed and brimming with semen, i submit my body to the dark lord november
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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i have the gene that makes cilantro taste like pussy
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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"Are you okay today? You haven't posted a tree photo."
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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guess I’d rather taint everything I touch than touch everything with my taint
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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[extreme 40 year old voice]

Hey google play The Lemonheads
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
not gonna make it to your party I blew the crotch out in my van damme costume last night on actual halloween
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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a remake of ocean’s 11 but this time they just try and steal some groceries
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Have you ever thought maybe your cat pissed in your house slippers because you are always looking at ass on the internet when you could be taking her on a little walk to go see the neighbor's inflatable Zombie
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Dislike me..harder.
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Once you call out the wrong name during burrito you just stop using names 🏆👑 Congratulations @guytheguy.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
The Qdoba app be like “who’s this for?” and just wrap everyone’s burrito in the same plain foil and just sit back & watch the deterioration of the family power structure
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
my 18yo son just dropped a new track
makes his own beats and just keeps getting better and better
new phone who dis
spotify.link
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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M: Are we to become enslaved and brutalized in a free country ?

G: if you’re lucky

L: anyone have a pebble to gnaw or a lavender satchel
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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you’ve some nerve telling me I can do better when I gave you my best
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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so..
you’re wearing that for the armageddon?
October 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The sex needs a jump to recipe button
My life needs a jump to recipe button.
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Me when anyone talks while I’m wearing my ear pods
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Doom scroll this bitch
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I don’t build walls love I build labyrinths
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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My stripper name would be Frightens the Horses.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM