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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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pluribus has the juice
just a heads up I'll probably be tweeting "pluribus has the juice" the next couple of weeks so I can farm some easy likes before the season ends
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
pluribus has the juice
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he is so real i love this guy fr
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
he is so real i love this guy fr
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Jesus Christ okay I will
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jesus Christ okay I will
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The reason it's Five Nights at Freddy's and not One Week is because of unions. Remember what labor rights got you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The reason it's Five Nights at Freddy's and not One Week is because of unions. Remember what labor rights got you.
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Hibiki Takane from #thelastblade 2
月華の剣士２より高嶺響
月華の剣士２より高嶺響
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hibiki Takane from #thelastblade 2
月華の剣士２より高嶺響
月華の剣士２より高嶺響
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
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The fall of shopping malls, the rise of liminal spaces & vaporwave. They are inextricably linked.
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The fall of shopping malls, the rise of liminal spaces & vaporwave. They are inextricably linked.
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
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I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
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When I get to level 3-1 in Super Mario Bros 3
I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When I get to level 3-1 in Super Mario Bros 3
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Slam Dunk for the Sega Saturn is a third person shooter
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Slam Dunk for the Sega Saturn is a third person shooter
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Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.
Hideo Kojima announced a Kojima Productions credit card with MUFG Bank!
He said when he started Kojima Productions no banks wanted to give him a loan but the President of MUFG bank was a big fan of Kojima and knew he could trust him from playing all the Metal Gear Solid games!
He said when he started Kojima Productions no banks wanted to give him a loan but the President of MUFG bank was a big fan of Kojima and knew he could trust him from playing all the Metal Gear Solid games!
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.
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everybody is golf
September 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
everybody is golf
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While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton
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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
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is that what i think it is
August 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
is that what i think it is
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