Grant Goodman
@grantgoodman.bsky.social
Dad, post-production guy, draw robots (and other things) for fun. I make goofy amateur comics like Mecha Wars which you can check out here ⬇️
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The digital copy issue 5 of Mecha Wars drops today on my Patreon. 28 pages of action and mayhem!
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A Joe Johnston twofer: Jurassic Park III and the Directors Cut of The Wolfman.
What movie did you really like that everyone else didn't?
One of mine's the first Suicide Squad.
One of mine's the first Suicide Squad.
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A Joe Johnston twofer: Jurassic Park III and the Directors Cut of The Wolfman.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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Good morning!
Why yes, I am the freelancer.
Did I complete my security awareness training module?
No, I ignored that email since I’m not a full-time employee.
Oh, I see.
Contractors are now required to complete those as well now.
Why yes, I am the freelancer.
Did I complete my security awareness training module?
No, I ignored that email since I’m not a full-time employee.
Oh, I see.
Contractors are now required to complete those as well now.
I Am a Freelancer (In the Lack-of-Gigs Economy)
Thanks for reaching out. Yes, I’m interested in your one-week project, which you’ve described as a “sprint”—a fun euphemism for seven days of sheer...
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December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Good morning!
Why yes, I am the freelancer.
Did I complete my security awareness training module?
No, I ignored that email since I’m not a full-time employee.
Oh, I see.
Contractors are now required to complete those as well now.
Why yes, I am the freelancer.
Did I complete my security awareness training module?
No, I ignored that email since I’m not a full-time employee.
Oh, I see.
Contractors are now required to complete those as well now.
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ALEXANDRE: "I have actually been to several of the locations where they shot Inglorious Basterds, but what you might not know is that most of them are in Berlin and not in Paris."
An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
CHRIS, 25, took me to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater: Improv is where they make up the show totally on the spot, in case you didn’t know. Wha...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ALEXANDRE: "I have actually been to several of the locations where they shot Inglorious Basterds, but what you might not know is that most of them are in Berlin and not in Paris."
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Jesse Hamm had the take to end all takes on children's media. "People who disdain writing ‘just for children’ fail to realize that those children will remember what they read, maybe for the rest of their lives. You’re not writing for permanent children; you’re getting an early start on adults.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Jesse Hamm had the take to end all takes on children's media. "People who disdain writing ‘just for children’ fail to realize that those children will remember what they read, maybe for the rest of their lives. You’re not writing for permanent children; you’re getting an early start on adults.”
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
I like Jane Wickline on SNL. I think she brings that “I don’t give a shit, if you think I’m funny or not” energy that Norm MacDonald had.
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I like Jane Wickline on SNL. I think she brings that “I don’t give a shit, if you think I’m funny or not” energy that Norm MacDonald had.
Easily my favorite issue of Mecha Wars. Finally have a printed copy!
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Easily my favorite issue of Mecha Wars. Finally have a printed copy!
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
AI makes me nostalgic for bad photoshop
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AI makes me nostalgic for bad photoshop
Is this shit being preempted by the Providence Shooting?
Normal people: already forgotten who charlie kirk is
Bari: I KNOW WHAT NEWS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT TO REGULAR PEOPLE:
Bari: I KNOW WHAT NEWS IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT TO REGULAR PEOPLE:
Don’t worry, CBS News is completely unaffected by the new change in management.
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is this shit being preempted by the Providence Shooting?
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Trump on Americans' healthcare costs going up by 200-300%: "Don't make it sound so bad"
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trump on Americans' healthcare costs going up by 200-300%: "Don't make it sound so bad"
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Maybe the best to ever do it
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Maybe the best to ever do it
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# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
“Only six of these cameras were ever made. Only five of them ever worked. We have four of those.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Only six of these cameras were ever made. Only five of them ever worked. We have four of those.”
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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I am not sure how to get people back into theaters or if it's possible, but I do know that if the strongest remaining argument is "you SHOULD," or something about the holiness of the collective big-screen experience, the battle is lost. That has no traction with people who don't already believe it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I am not sure how to get people back into theaters or if it's possible, but I do know that if the strongest remaining argument is "you SHOULD," or something about the holiness of the collective big-screen experience, the battle is lost. That has no traction with people who don't already believe it.
I imagine the first words the AI version of my dead mother would say to me would be… “What the fuck are you doing you fucking loser?”
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I imagine the first words the AI version of my dead mother would say to me would be… “What the fuck are you doing you fucking loser?”
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Disney has hiked prices and laid off hundreds of workers this year.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Disney has hiked prices and laid off hundreds of workers this year.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
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They used to pretend that AI would detect cancer early and now it’s “don’t you want to make yourself into Pluto while he fucks Goofy”
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They used to pretend that AI would detect cancer early and now it’s “don’t you want to make yourself into Pluto while he fucks Goofy”