γ Orionis
@gammaorionis.bsky.social
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you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
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up there with this classic:
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odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
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"Lizzen do me, dere is doo much angziety over da Barry wize, und de zee bee ess, und de tings of dat nature, it makes yew fohget de spirit of de seezun, und de best way do remembah iz wiv da hollydae claszick JINGLE ALLDEVAY!"
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"Lizzen do me, dere is doo much angziety over da Barry wize, und de zee bee ess, und de tings of dat nature, it makes yew fohget de spirit of de seezun, und de best way do remembah iz wiv da hollydae claszick JINGLE ALLDEVAY!"
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Reading your own posts and then muting yourself
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reading your own posts and then muting yourself
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
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Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
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whole lotta “time theft tuesday” posters suddenly acting like its a crime to suck shit at your job 🙄
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
whole lotta “time theft tuesday” posters suddenly acting like its a crime to suck shit at your job 🙄
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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
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She’s gotta be going nuts that her schtick would have never had to end if she was hocking AI. It doesn’t have to work! It’s better if it doesn’t!
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
She’s gotta be going nuts that her schtick would have never had to end if she was hocking AI. It doesn’t have to work! It’s better if it doesn’t!
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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is there a *mr* information?
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
is there a *mr* information?
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there’s just a certain type of person who would show up to your writer’s group wanting praise for presenting work but violently rejecting any form of constructive criticism that might improve it, and that right there is the target market for AI
September 2, 2024 at 5:21 PM
there’s just a certain type of person who would show up to your writer’s group wanting praise for presenting work but violently rejecting any form of constructive criticism that might improve it, and that right there is the target market for AI
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It’s not good to think about death for more than six or seven hours a day
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s not good to think about death for more than six or seven hours a day
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so true bestie
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
so true bestie
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Maybe just this once they could make a Predator that was a romance movie
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Maybe just this once they could make a Predator that was a romance movie
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.