David
@funchucks.bsky.social
Saving my first skeet for something special
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
They’re gonna start spamming 6 7 jokes, aren’t they.
100% this is the reason Schumer is saying shit like, "we gotta dab on inflation Skibidi!" They think if they say anything bad about Trump they'll "scare moderates" meanwhile ICE is wantonly shooting people in the face
These people are such fucking morons.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
They’re gonna start spamming 6 7 jokes, aren’t they.
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I know it's past the holidays but you have my attention, Tubi
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I know it's past the holidays but you have my attention, Tubi
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it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)
Just wanna clarify, I never went away. I just don’t post much
Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Just wanna clarify, I never went away. I just don’t post much
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Great hoop chat @sheaserrano.bsky.social about his new book ‘Expensive Basketball.’
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
Shea Serrano tackles Michael Jordan’s numerology and Dennis Rodman’s brilliance in ‘Expensive Basketball’
Author Shea Serrano embraces one of the toughest truths of NBA writing: There’s no simple way to write something new about Michael Jordan.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Great hoop chat @sheaserrano.bsky.social about his new book ‘Expensive Basketball.’
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
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👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
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Bravo, anonymous hero.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bravo, anonymous hero.
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The hitboxes on Björk are absolutely broken, look at this, can you imagine how easy she is to cross-up? Great character design but sadly F-tier fighter
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The hitboxes on Björk are absolutely broken, look at this, can you imagine how easy she is to cross-up? Great character design but sadly F-tier fighter
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I have the violent hatred in my heart for Christmas music that you can only get in the retail mines but BOWSNONK is entirely correct here
the McCartney song is irritating, but the worst song ever recorded is actually “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have the violent hatred in my heart for Christmas music that you can only get in the retail mines but BOWSNONK is entirely correct here
Just woke up from the Thanksgiving coma.. what’d I miss?
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just woke up from the Thanksgiving coma.. what’d I miss?
Never realized how caked up that turkey is
americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Never realized how caked up that turkey is
“You will be visited by spirits three”
The spirits three:
The spirits three:
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“You will be visited by spirits three”
The spirits three:
The spirits three:
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
Great thread here
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Great thread here
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Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face
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I am calling on Mayor-Elect Mamdani to call a state of emergency to activate the Wu-Tang Clan until the situation in Staten Island can be sorted out
Not kidding Staten Island (relatively narrowly) voted against centralized digital maps lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am calling on Mayor-Elect Mamdani to call a state of emergency to activate the Wu-Tang Clan until the situation in Staten Island can be sorted out
I’m going for the blue team. Not that one, the other one.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’m going for the blue team. Not that one, the other one.
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Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
I swear I bought the Rap Year Book too, but my nephew liked it and never gave it back. Smart Kid. Everything else I need to say is in the Alt text. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I swear I bought the Rap Year Book too, but my nephew liked it and never gave it back. Smart Kid. Everything else I need to say is in the Alt text. @sheaserrano.bsky.social