David
@funchucks.bsky.social
Saving my first skeet for something special
“Wonderful Christmas time” is one of the few Christmas songs I enjoy. I didn’t even know people thought it was bad until recently
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
“Wonderful Christmas time” is one of the few Christmas songs I enjoy. I didn’t even know people thought it was bad until recently
On second thought, get well soon Olive. But like in the same manner that Vegeta doesn’t want anyone to hurt Goku.
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
On second thought, get well soon Olive. But like in the same manner that Vegeta doesn’t want anyone to hurt Goku.
This dog hates my guts. Not saying I’m happy she’s in pain, but like she told me that next time she sees me, it’s on sight… How can I wish well for those that wish me ill?
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This dog hates my guts. Not saying I’m happy she’s in pain, but like she told me that next time she sees me, it’s on sight… How can I wish well for those that wish me ill?
The N Sync Christmas album.
I don’t know how funny it would be, but I remember a wrestler once mentioning that album was in his rotation for workout music.
I don’t know how funny it would be, but I remember a wrestler once mentioning that album was in his rotation for workout music.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The N Sync Christmas album.
I don’t know how funny it would be, but I remember a wrestler once mentioning that album was in his rotation for workout music.
I don’t know how funny it would be, but I remember a wrestler once mentioning that album was in his rotation for workout music.
So you’re a mime? You don’t say.
So you follow animals for a living? that tracks.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So you’re a mime? You don’t say.
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
They’re gonna start spamming 6 7 jokes, aren’t they.
100% this is the reason Schumer is saying shit like, "we gotta dab on inflation Skibidi!" They think if they say anything bad about Trump they'll "scare moderates" meanwhile ICE is wantonly shooting people in the face
These people are such fucking morons.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
They’re gonna start spamming 6 7 jokes, aren’t they.
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First name: Money
Middle name: Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money
Last name: Bag Mafia
Also, is there a Mrs. Mafia?
Middle name: Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money
Last name: Bag Mafia
Also, is there a Mrs. Mafia?
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
First name: Money
Middle name: Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money
Last name: Bag Mafia
Also, is there a Mrs. Mafia?
Middle name: Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money
Last name: Bag Mafia
Also, is there a Mrs. Mafia?
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I know it's past the holidays but you have my attention, Tubi
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I know it's past the holidays but you have my attention, Tubi
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it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)
Just wanna clarify, I never went away. I just don’t post much
Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Just wanna clarify, I never went away. I just don’t post much
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
Just stop by my sisters and ask her to cook something. She probably won’t answer the door, or even pretend to know you, but it’s worth a shot.
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just stop by my sisters and ask her to cook something. She probably won’t answer the door, or even pretend to know you, but it’s worth a shot.
Does the 1990 album “To the Extreme” by Vanilla Ice not qualify? Did people forget that Ice was THE BIGGEST RAPPER that set the bar for the entire rap scene of the 90’s?
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Does the 1990 album “To the Extreme” by Vanilla Ice not qualify? Did people forget that Ice was THE BIGGEST RAPPER that set the bar for the entire rap scene of the 90’s?
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
On second thought, I should’ve just said, “I agree”
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On second thought, I should’ve just said, “I agree”
Pre-25 me will fight you. But don’t worry, post-30 me will help you fight him. Pre-25 me is all talk. And the 25-30 me is too broke to have an opinion on the fireworks conversation.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Pre-25 me will fight you. But don’t worry, post-30 me will help you fight him. Pre-25 me is all talk. And the 25-30 me is too broke to have an opinion on the fireworks conversation.
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Great hoop chat @sheaserrano.bsky.social about his new book ‘Expensive Basketball.’
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
Shea Serrano tackles Michael Jordan’s numerology and Dennis Rodman’s brilliance in ‘Expensive Basketball’
Author Shea Serrano embraces one of the toughest truths of NBA writing: There’s no simple way to write something new about Michael Jordan.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Great hoop chat @sheaserrano.bsky.social about his new book ‘Expensive Basketball.’
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
Couldn’t help but notice how well that chart matches the outfit of @minakimes.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Couldn’t help but notice how well that chart matches the outfit of @minakimes.bsky.social
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👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.