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Saving my first skeet for something special
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Post an Archer
A cartoon character named “Huntsman” from the 90’s cartoon Freakazoid.
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Couldn’t help but notice how well that chart matches the outfit of @minakimes.bsky.social
A screenshot of back to back posts, the information is irrelevant. However there are two women in the above posts that are wearing outfits that match the color scheme of the chart in the posted underneath.
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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When in doubt, SOAD it out…
Text that reads “my nuzzi worm tells me where to go. Pull the nuzzi worm out of your ass, HEY Pull the nuzzi worm out of your ass, HEY Pull the nuzzi worm out of your ass, HEY Pull the nuzzi worm out of your ass, HEY” It’s a lyric from the song “needles” by System of a Down except the song says “tapeworm” and not nuzzi.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I swear I bought the Rap Year Book too, but my nephew liked it and never gave it back. Smart Kid. Everything else I need to say is in the Alt text. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
A photo of 3 shirts, all with a little basketball man logo and the words “shoot your shot” printed on them; 3 books that were all written by Shea Serrano, and a PDF that was also written by Shea Serrano, but printed out, because Shea said it was a PDF, but I said it didn’t have to be. The 3 books are Movies (and other things), Basketball (and other things), and Expensive Basketball. The shirts are limited editions, no longer available. The books are still available, the picture is a huge flex.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Thrift stores? Am I right? @numetalmoment.bsky.social
A CD of Static-X, Wisconsin Death Trip
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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@sheaserrano.bsky.social I don’t want your sneak peak. I want the book!
A man in prison holding an apple. From the movie “Blood in, Blood out”
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Thank you for giving me an excuse to post my favorite Venn diagram that explains a Dr. Dre song.
A Venn Diagram based off the song “Bitches Ain’t Shit” by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg. There is a red circle alone in the upper left labeled “shit”. There is a green circle on the left labeled “hoes”, an aqua circle labeled “tricks” and the overlapping area is labeled “bitches”.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Gonna recycle this picture I made for a previous Eric Adams joke.
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Eric Adams just gave me a box of cereal.
A cereal box of “Cap n’ Crunch Oops all Berries” but “berries” is horribly replaced with the word “Fiddies”.
August 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Everything reminds me of him
A Garfield plushie with suction cups on its paws, stuck to a car window.
July 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Heck of a back to back post on my feed…
One post contains an article about a Mexican boxer that has been arrested by ICE followed by a post stating “HE’S ACTUALLY HERE” but that post has isn’t actually related to the previous article. Just a coincidence.
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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At the flea market. Anyone want a plate?
A plate with the meme of the Norman Rockwell picture where a man is standing up
June 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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“Black glasses were cool, but now RED glasses are cool “
A picture from Dexter’s Laboratory where Dexter is on a school bus telling other students that broken red glasses are the new fad but the other students are no longer interested in the broken glasses fad.
May 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Read this book as a kid and this sandwich always stuck with me. So, yeah, I get what you mean.
A book cover from a Tiny Toons Adventure book titled “Hurray for Hampton”. Babs Bunny is holding a red balloon. Buster Bunny is carrying Hamton J. Pig. Hamton is carrying an oversized sandwich, and Plucky Duck is eyeing the sandwich.
April 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Hate to break it to you all, but “Deuce” was the sequel to this 1980 movie. I think Richard Gere was asking for too much money to return to the franchise and Rob Schneider was willing to step up.
A movie poster for the 1980 movie “American Gigolo” starring Richard Gere
March 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current U.S. political problems, who would it be?
Picture of the character known as “guy on the couch” from the movie Half Baked.
March 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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“Mendacious?!” Prince, that’s a school word!
Screen shot from the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, when Carlton goes to the rough neighborhood. In the episode one of the character always reacts angrily when a “school word” is said.
January 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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When my wife asked what I wanted for Christmas I gave her your link and said surprise me. She got me something else but my bro-in-law came through in the clutch. Great work!
December 30, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Nah bro, below is a picture of paw prints from the 2015 Disney movie “The Good Dinosaur”. I can see the vision.
Dinosaur paw prints from the movie The Good Dinosaur
December 20, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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I was 48 people away from being the boobs number.
September 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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I bought this shirt around 2002. I guess it no longer applies
April 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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We used to be a proper country
March 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Like a computer chip? Are you a computer? Do I need to stop all the downloading?
March 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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October 30, 2023 at 11:14 PM