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David
@funchucks.bsky.social
Saving my first skeet for something special
First name: Money
Middle name: Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money Bag
Last name: Mafia
Or is it:
First name: Money
Last name: Bag Mafia
Also, is there a Mrs. Mafia?
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
LinkedIn Park?
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Just stop by my sisters and ask her to cook something. She probably won’t answer the door, or even pretend to know you, but it’s worth a shot.
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Does the 1990 album “To the Extreme” by Vanilla Ice not qualify? Did people forget that Ice was THE BIGGEST RAPPER that set the bar for the entire rap scene of the 90’s?
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
On second thought, I should’ve just said, “I agree”
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Pre-25 me will fight you. But don’t worry, post-30 me will help you fight him. Pre-25 me is all talk. And the 25-30 me is too broke to have an opinion on the fireworks conversation.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Couldn’t help but notice how well that chart matches the outfit of @minakimes.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I appreciate the guy smiling while holding the dude in a headlock. (1:15 mark) Truly a man living in the moment.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I was way too tired to be in a movie theater watching annihilation, but I love my wife. I kept nodding off even though I liked it, then woke up right as the bear-pig-monster thing appeared on screen. Had no trouble staying awake after that.
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Starship troopers
Deep blue sea
Interview w/ a vampire
All about the Benjamins
Stigmata
You got served
The program
DK
Turner and hooch
The other sister
Shaft
Wayne’s world 2
Gladiator
DK
Judge Dredd
Exit wound
Demolition man
Dangerous minds
The last castle
Independence Day
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM