Luteal Swan
@fairyonacherry.bsky.social
California bred, Midwest fed
All views are my own
All views are my own
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
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Heaven's Gate really the GOAT cult. No weird sex stuff, no child abuse, just a bunch of nerds who were really into UFOs. Pretty harmless, up until, you know, the end
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Heaven's Gate really the GOAT cult. No weird sex stuff, no child abuse, just a bunch of nerds who were really into UFOs. Pretty harmless, up until, you know, the end
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old ...
theonion.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
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ok today i'll be normal
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
ok today i'll be normal
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email from HR department: hey you can put she/her in your outlook signature if you want
77 million americans: we can no longer peacefully coexist with the rest of you
77 million americans: we can no longer peacefully coexist with the rest of you
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
email from HR department: hey you can put she/her in your outlook signature if you want
77 million americans: we can no longer peacefully coexist with the rest of you
77 million americans: we can no longer peacefully coexist with the rest of you
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sorry im late boss i had to diminish and go into the west
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
sorry im late boss i had to diminish and go into the west
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9/11 really took the heat off that guy who let the dogs out
March 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
9/11 really took the heat off that guy who let the dogs out
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I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.
February 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.
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steve buscemi has agreed to play me in the movie version
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
steve buscemi has agreed to play me in the movie version
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in this episode, Bluey learns how to administer Narcan
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
in this episode, Bluey learns how to administer Narcan
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Be like a toddler, loud, confident and covered in a mysterious sauce
February 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Be like a toddler, loud, confident and covered in a mysterious sauce
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New order of numbers:
1, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 8
1, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 8
April 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
New order of numbers:
1, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 8
1, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 8
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your honor, i'm too fat for jail
February 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
your honor, i'm too fat for jail
Getting crop dusted at the function
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Getting crop dusted at the function
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*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
August 2, 2023 at 8:24 PM
*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
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I kind of want to ombré my hair again 🫠
February 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I kind of want to ombré my hair again 🫠
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if you were a holy drop of rain, where would you fall? i’d choose the perfumed wrist of a beautiful boy. more likely, though, i’d go the way of my ancestors; shrieking falling crashing mightily into the expanse of the wide black sea.
June 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
if you were a holy drop of rain, where would you fall? i’d choose the perfumed wrist of a beautiful boy. more likely, though, i’d go the way of my ancestors; shrieking falling crashing mightily into the expanse of the wide black sea.
I’m the prime example of a Thot daughter becoming a thought daughter
February 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m the prime example of a Thot daughter becoming a thought daughter
You’d think with how much RFK and Elon musk fuck around with psychedelics they’d try to put a stop to the administration destroying our planet? How did you not get the memo that we are all one ? 💔
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You’d think with how much RFK and Elon musk fuck around with psychedelics they’d try to put a stop to the administration destroying our planet? How did you not get the memo that we are all one ? 💔
I grieve our planet every day.
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I grieve our planet every day.