flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
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flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
· Jan 24
time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
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I've done my fair share of schooling but the most useful lesson I learned was how to efficiently bag groceries at my first job when I was 16. I know a self-checkout hate to see me coming.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I've done my fair share of schooling but the most useful lesson I learned was how to efficiently bag groceries at my first job when I was 16. I know a self-checkout hate to see me coming.
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did you guys know that words mean things
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
did you guys know that words mean things
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My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
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BEBÉ: *looks at me*
ME: ope, i’m crying!
ME: ope, i’m crying!
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
BEBÉ: *looks at me*
ME: ope, i’m crying!
ME: ope, i’m crying!
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Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead
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a plague on *both* your houses? in this economy??
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
a plague on *both* your houses? in this economy??
every time a baby yawns a puppy gets its wings
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
every time a baby yawns a puppy gets its wings
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unusual whales implies basic sharks
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
unusual whales implies basic sharks
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If you’re over 5’3 you should buy a gun. If you’re under 5’3 you should buy a gun and a steppy stool
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
If you’re over 5’3 you should buy a gun. If you’re under 5’3 you should buy a gun and a steppy stool
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Well at least I'm not a man who does backflips in public
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Well at least I'm not a man who does backflips in public
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Tired of everyone criticising me for my words and actions. What of my rich inner life? What of my pure intentions?
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Tired of everyone criticising me for my words and actions. What of my rich inner life? What of my pure intentions?
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hanging out at the maternity ward handing out myrrh in case one of these babies is the savior
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
hanging out at the maternity ward handing out myrrh in case one of these babies is the savior
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So, is it wrong to walk into a KFC dressed as a giant chicken, order your meal, and cry over your dead family as you eat your meal?
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
So, is it wrong to walk into a KFC dressed as a giant chicken, order your meal, and cry over your dead family as you eat your meal?
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I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
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Hard not to take it personally when people call animal control every time I go running
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hard not to take it personally when people call animal control every time I go running
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not today low sodium soup things are already bleak enough
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
not today low sodium soup things are already bleak enough
no one will ever love me the way sam loved frodo baggins
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
no one will ever love me the way sam loved frodo baggins
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
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[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
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general tso’s classified documents
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
general tso’s classified documents
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making a dentist appointment just to feel something (a man’s hands shoved in my mouth)
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
making a dentist appointment just to feel something (a man’s hands shoved in my mouth)
the nightmare before christmas is the blowout your baby had all over his christmas outfit
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the nightmare before christmas is the blowout your baby had all over his christmas outfit