flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
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flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
· Jan 24
time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
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can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
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People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
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happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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tying off my arm so i can shoot up some gravy
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
tying off my arm so i can shoot up some gravy
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Me: [serving looks]
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me: [serving looks]
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
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legends of the fall?? my vote goes to the leaves
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
legends of the fall?? my vote goes to the leaves
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Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
getting off social media is self care. fortunately i do not care about myself
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting off social media is self care. fortunately i do not care about myself
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Your Honor, my client is a super freak. She's super freaky.
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Your Honor, my client is a super freak. She's super freaky.
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I just want coconut peanut butter ok, that's all
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just want coconut peanut butter ok, that's all
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I don't trust people who are out of the office with limited access to email. What the hell are you doing
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't trust people who are out of the office with limited access to email. What the hell are you doing
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an iPhone curated video of your nut vids set to a jazzy lil tune
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
an iPhone curated video of your nut vids set to a jazzy lil tune
a kaleidoscope made of pants getting wider and thinner across generations
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
a kaleidoscope made of pants getting wider and thinner across generations
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Sleep deprivation counts as a controlled substance, right?
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Sleep deprivation counts as a controlled substance, right?
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Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.
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(explaining existence to an american) what if there was a hamburger
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
(explaining existence to an american) what if there was a hamburger
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showing my barber a picture of a $100 bill and saying i want this
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
showing my barber a picture of a $100 bill and saying i want this
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
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Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
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I plead the fifth of vodka your honor
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I plead the fifth of vodka your honor