courtney
@fadeastride.bsky.social
36. angels. giants. ducks. stars. union goon.
we went out for Xóchi's birthday and now I'm drunk in public
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
we went out for Xóchi's birthday and now I'm drunk in public
I really don't know how people afford to have kids cuz I've spent almost 800 dollars at the vet in the past week and I'm about ready to kill myself
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I really don't know how people afford to have kids cuz I've spent almost 800 dollars at the vet in the past week and I'm about ready to kill myself
I just got honked at for not plowing down the children crossing the street in the crosswalk with the walk sign on
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I just got honked at for not plowing down the children crossing the street in the crosswalk with the walk sign on
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Hey Philly!
Remember last year when we distributed 10,000 native plant seed packets across the city to support our city's insects??
We're doing it again! We're looking for volunteers to maintain the posters from late January-April of '26.
Apply to be a poster hoster here forms.gle/i6LSPCAutZC1...
Remember last year when we distributed 10,000 native plant seed packets across the city to support our city's insects??
We're doing it again! We're looking for volunteers to maintain the posters from late January-April of '26.
Apply to be a poster hoster here forms.gle/i6LSPCAutZC1...
Seed Distribution Volunteer Application
We are looking for volunteers to maintain posters that will distribute native plant seeds for free to people living within Philadelphia. You can learn more about this project here!
We will be choosi...
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey Philly!
Remember last year when we distributed 10,000 native plant seed packets across the city to support our city's insects??
We're doing it again! We're looking for volunteers to maintain the posters from late January-April of '26.
Apply to be a poster hoster here forms.gle/i6LSPCAutZC1...
Remember last year when we distributed 10,000 native plant seed packets across the city to support our city's insects??
We're doing it again! We're looking for volunteers to maintain the posters from late January-April of '26.
Apply to be a poster hoster here forms.gle/i6LSPCAutZC1...
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RIP the cdc, you had an okay run but have been dismantled by jenny mccarthy and some british quack and a man with a worm in his brain
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
RIP the cdc, you had an okay run but have been dismantled by jenny mccarthy and some british quack and a man with a worm in his brain
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Kids these days can’t just google ‘hardware store’
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kids these days can’t just google ‘hardware store’
I think a lot of people underestimate what other people will give you when you're nice. I've gotten so much free stuff. Just this week a customer gave me a stack of beautiful beaded bracelets because I'm always nice when I help her
My elderly neighbors who are downsizing just gave me their Wedgewood China, which they know is valuable, because apparently I am nice and seem like a good home for such an heirloom? 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I think a lot of people underestimate what other people will give you when you're nice. I've gotten so much free stuff. Just this week a customer gave me a stack of beautiful beaded bracelets because I'm always nice when I help her
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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“No forks. No hands. No shame.” This is about to join Hunky Jesus as one of the best San Francisco events.
Rikki’s, the Bay Area’s first sports bar dedicated to women’s athletics, will host what might be San Francisco’s first ever lesbian pie-eating contest — an epically sloppy, no-hands, no-forks battle for bragging rights and a $100 cash prize. Details:
Rikki’s Is Hosting a Lesbian Pie-Eating Contest | KQED
The pie-munching bonanza is a fundraiser for SF’s Lesbian Visibility Week festivities.
www.kqed.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“No forks. No hands. No shame.” This is about to join Hunky Jesus as one of the best San Francisco events.
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Today in 1952, the Boston Globe published an article by science writer Michael Amrine sharing the news that the hydrogen bomb—successfully tested for the first time 18 days earlier but not yet deployed—would enable the United States to conduct mass slaughter for the low, low cost of $1 per person.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today in 1952, the Boston Globe published an article by science writer Michael Amrine sharing the news that the hydrogen bomb—successfully tested for the first time 18 days earlier but not yet deployed—would enable the United States to conduct mass slaughter for the low, low cost of $1 per person.
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We - white USians - did this all on our own. Putin is evil, but we use him is a catchall boogeyman because our American exceptionalism won't let us accept that Trump is who we are, not someone forced on us by an outside actor.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We - white USians - did this all on our own. Putin is evil, but we use him is a catchall boogeyman because our American exceptionalism won't let us accept that Trump is who we are, not someone forced on us by an outside actor.
today I am thankful for that Classico family classics pasta sauce because it's perfectly smooth and I don't have to put it in the blender because I do not have blender-washing energy today
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
today I am thankful for that Classico family classics pasta sauce because it's perfectly smooth and I don't have to put it in the blender because I do not have blender-washing energy today
what the fuck does he ever be talking about
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what the fuck does he ever be talking about
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As a Jew, I've always worried that "Never Again" would mean "Never Again TO US," but it's wild to see someone just come right out and say that.
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As a Jew, I've always worried that "Never Again" would mean "Never Again TO US," but it's wild to see someone just come right out and say that.
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I analyzed the train from the opening of #PokemonZA because I need better hobbies:
www.tumblr.com/1863-project...
www.tumblr.com/1863-project...
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💬 1 🔁 1 ❤️ 1 · Okay, I've finally got some good screencaps to work with, so today we're going to take a look at the train from the opening of Z-A.
Here's our train. At first glance, it's a typic…
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November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I analyzed the train from the opening of #PokemonZA because I need better hobbies:
www.tumblr.com/1863-project...
www.tumblr.com/1863-project...
no such thing as a free kitten
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
no such thing as a free kitten
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Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
![Dear [Professor’s Name],
I want to sincerely apologize for my actions regarding my midterm submission.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fs6z2b756buwsdsjkle6utfi/bafkreiecvhzfgr4tlwyy2mvpbvjncqkysytwsxvidaoressh7peonoso3y@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
I love when customers cop and attitude and then I'm obviously right and they get real quiet
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love when customers cop and attitude and then I'm obviously right and they get real quiet
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I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
It’s already happening. Case in point the sheer number of tiresome people making this crack today
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread