Mateus
@esque8.bsky.social
🇦🇺/🇧🇷 (meu português e muito ruim)
Puddle photographer, occasional blogger and chief spline reticulator.
Puddle photographer, occasional blogger and chief spline reticulator.
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The people who only read self help act like it’s Plato when the only difference between them abs a romance reader is that the romance reader knows it’s self indulgent fiction
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The people who only read self help act like it’s Plato when the only difference between them abs a romance reader is that the romance reader knows it’s self indulgent fiction
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When you come for the king, you best not miss
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When you come for the king, you best not miss
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Tomorrow is my last day on Gamer, and before I leave, I wanted to give everyone a little gift.
Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Good Game: Seasons 1 - 12 - YouTube
Good Game! Every single season, (almost) every single episode, in one place. Regrettably missing from this archive and possibly lost to time: Season 3, Episo...
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Tomorrow is my last day on Gamer, and before I leave, I wanted to give everyone a little gift.
Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Below, you’ll find Good Game: The Complete* Collection. All 12 seasons of Good Game, 418 episodes, in one massive playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Why don’t the more talented Stranger Things kids simply eat the lesser ones?
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Why don’t the more talented Stranger Things kids simply eat the lesser ones?
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
Children's click and point adventure teaching your kiddo how to trace suspicious line items. ABCs, 123s and surreptitious payments for high grade cocaine
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Children's click and point adventure teaching your kiddo how to trace suspicious line items. ABCs, 123s and surreptitious payments for high grade cocaine
Someone say something nice about agile and sprints
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Someone say something nice about agile and sprints
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Torment! At The Nexus
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Torment! At The Nexus
We now have the means to Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius ourselves into the Dune timeline
"We breed this family to your head of state" is the most ahistorical reading of the monarchy that I think I've ever seen, Jesus Christ
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
We now have the means to Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius ourselves into the Dune timeline
Ozymandiposting?? Eating good today
The wreck
We looked upon his works
Yes
YES
The despair is out
We looked upon his works
Yes
YES
The despair is out
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ozymandiposting?? Eating good today
Jorges Lorges Borges appreciation on MY timeline? It's more likely than you think
Narrower, related question: what’s everyone’s favorite Borges story?
Okay, here’s a prompt: what’s your favorite short story by someone primarily known for their novels
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jorges Lorges Borges appreciation on MY timeline? It's more likely than you think
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if you clip through the margin of page 27, you can get to a chapter set on a spaceship. (the publisher patched this glitch in the 10th printing, but put it back into later printings due to demand from speedreaders)
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if you clip through the margin of page 27, you can get to a chapter set on a spaceship. (the publisher patched this glitch in the 10th printing, but put it back into later printings due to demand from speedreaders)
Shout-out to my anonymous hotdesking buddy who has silently agreed to leave our shared chair with AGGRESSIVE lumbar support
October 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Shout-out to my anonymous hotdesking buddy who has silently agreed to leave our shared chair with AGGRESSIVE lumbar support
Pls help my scrump, it is very ill
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Pls help my scrump, it is very ill
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getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
Working as a photocopier technician for 3 years inoculated me against LLM sonder. Not because I understand machines better, but because I understand the ways in which people get very fucking weird about machines
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Working as a photocopier technician for 3 years inoculated me against LLM sonder. Not because I understand machines better, but because I understand the ways in which people get very fucking weird about machines
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“good news, we’ve created the playroom that tells kids whatever they want to hear and makes them not care about their parents from the seminal Ray Bradbury short story, Don’t Create the Playroom That Tells Kids Whatever They Want to Hear and Makes Them Not Care About Their Parents”
Some parents are letting their kids talk to ChatGPT in the guise of characters. Some are using it to tell bedtime stories or create coloring books.
"My son thinks ChatGPT is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.”
"My son thinks ChatGPT is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.”
‘My son genuinely believed it was real’: Parents are letting little kids play with AI. Are they wrong?
Some believe AI can spark their child’s imagination through personalized stories and generative images. Scientists are wary of its affect on creativity
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“good news, we’ve created the playroom that tells kids whatever they want to hear and makes them not care about their parents from the seminal Ray Bradbury short story, Don’t Create the Playroom That Tells Kids Whatever They Want to Hear and Makes Them Not Care About Their Parents”
mmm a trance-style track called archangel.. groundbreaking.. I will listen again
September 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
mmm a trance-style track called archangel.. groundbreaking.. I will listen again
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who up snicker-snackering their vorpal blade?
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
who up snicker-snackering their vorpal blade?
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for far too long, the tech elite were effectively gatekeeping the mind-melting effects of obscene wealth from the rest of the planet. now thanks to AI we can all develop what I call "the Andreessen Lobe"
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
for far too long, the tech elite were effectively gatekeeping the mind-melting effects of obscene wealth from the rest of the planet. now thanks to AI we can all develop what I call "the Andreessen Lobe"
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if i may interject, who you're referring to as Linus Torvalds is actually GNU/Linus Torvalds; or as i've taken to calling him, GNU+Linus Torvalds. you see, Linus is a kernel developer, and GNU is a set of system utils that
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
if i may interject, who you're referring to as Linus Torvalds is actually GNU/Linus Torvalds; or as i've taken to calling him, GNU+Linus Torvalds. you see, Linus is a kernel developer, and GNU is a set of system utils that
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COWBOY: This here fella says he ain’t never seen the 2007 Tony Gilroy movie Michael Clayton!
OTHER COWBOYS [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: Michael Clayton!???
OTHER COWBOYS [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: Michael Clayton!???
September 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
COWBOY: This here fella says he ain’t never seen the 2007 Tony Gilroy movie Michael Clayton!
OTHER COWBOYS [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: Michael Clayton!???
OTHER COWBOYS [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: Michael Clayton!???