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Mateus
@esque8.bsky.social
🇦🇺/🇧🇷 (meu português e muito ruim)
Puddle photographer, occasional blogger and chief spline reticulator.
When you come for the king, you best not miss
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's just the 'how does the mirror know what's behind the paper?' illusion but for language
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Pls help my scrump, it is very ill
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There is exactly 1 card I want
October 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Big day for this meme
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
uau
May 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I posta da photos
May 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Favourite party icebreaker: proposed nuclear warning sign soyjak

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May 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Car parks do sometimes have the juice
May 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
A tariff on penguins... what does he know...
April 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The secret peek feature is a huge leap forward in innovation. Now I can feel bad about missing a 1 in 4 instead of a 1 in 5
April 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
preserved a happy little accident before reverting all changes
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Got the Pixel 9 pro pretty much exclusively for the optical zoom
March 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
March 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I believe a significant chunk of AI boosters are doing the theory of mind version of this 'how does the mirror know?' trend/brain worm/optical illusion
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
February 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Typo spotted after posting
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reading through a cyberpunk collection and one really jumped out at me, hitting some kind of uncanny valley of prescience where it could be written last week, but dates itself when the post-money IP hacker is like 'ooh beaming a gigabytes across the globe could be pricey but just do it' lmao
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm already on the switch 3 leaks
January 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Bionicle to Gunpla pipeline is long and winding but it's real
January 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I uhh took some photos as a study for a future project which I promise were mostly on Pitt St
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Elf held up poorly, but did spend 6 hours eating and went for a long walk through a haze of champagne and Christmas food
December 25, 2024 at 9:32 AM