Sea 🌊 <The Enlightened>
@seaguardxiv.bsky.social
⬗ chronic fatigue haver
⬗ she/they | 🏳️🌈 very queer | >30yo | SoCal
⬗ frieren-pilled
⬗ shitposter & software engineer
⬗ Dog: #atlas | WOL: #tala
⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art
⬗ she/they | 🏳️🌈 very queer | >30yo | SoCal
⬗ frieren-pilled
⬗ shitposter & software engineer
⬗ Dog: #atlas | WOL: #tala
⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art
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[Spoiler flagging since it's the final room of PT]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LONGEST YEA BOI EVER, SOLO PILGRIM'S TRAVERSE COMPLETE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LONGEST YEA BOI EVER, SOLO PILGRIM'S TRAVERSE COMPLETE
It's super gloomy and cool and windy and it rained a little bit so the pavement is all wet, it's so fucking nice. Literally just catch me on my patio staring out at the weather.
They should invent a place to live where it's like this more than like 10 days a year.
They should invent a place to live where it's like this more than like 10 days a year.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's super gloomy and cool and windy and it rained a little bit so the pavement is all wet, it's so fucking nice. Literally just catch me on my patio staring out at the weather.
They should invent a place to live where it's like this more than like 10 days a year.
They should invent a place to live where it's like this more than like 10 days a year.
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
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the gender contained within Zero is insane (extremely positive)
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the gender contained within Zero is insane (extremely positive)
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Every day I get emails. So many emails. Not even from humans, just automated emails from the 3 work websites that I'm literally always already using.
September 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Every day I get emails. So many emails. Not even from humans, just automated emails from the 3 work websites that I'm literally always already using.
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crossposting another one of my classics
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
crossposting another one of my classics
[picture of a thing you forgot to put back in the fridge last night]
[Dark Souls text superimposed that says "A DHD'ed"]
[Dark Souls text superimposed that says "A DHD'ed"]
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[picture of a thing you forgot to put back in the fridge last night]
[Dark Souls text superimposed that says "A DHD'ed"]
[Dark Souls text superimposed that says "A DHD'ed"]
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
We are so fucking back
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We are so fucking back
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November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
I appreciate the DDOSer taking tonight off, so I could get in another full Pilgrim's Traverse clear without risk.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I appreciate the DDOSer taking tonight off, so I could get in another full Pilgrim's Traverse clear without risk.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win
June 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win
i'd like to report a toxic workplace environment (my friend found a mimic room and wanted to keep it a secret from me)
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i'd like to report a toxic workplace environment (my friend found a mimic room and wanted to keep it a secret from me)
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WHEN I JUMP IN YOUR BED 🛏️ WE TOUCH TIPS AND THATS WHEN I REALIZE THAT IM GAY 🏳️🌈 THIS IS SLAY 💅 THIS IS WHO I WAS MEANT TO LAY 😋 BEAR MY DICK 🍆 BEAR MY BALLS ⛹️ MY DICKS THROBBING 😩 THE THRILL OF YOUR WALLS 🍑 AS I CREAM 🍨 AND I BUST💦 AND I GOON
April 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
WHEN I JUMP IN YOUR BED 🛏️ WE TOUCH TIPS AND THATS WHEN I REALIZE THAT IM GAY 🏳️🌈 THIS IS SLAY 💅 THIS IS WHO I WAS MEANT TO LAY 😋 BEAR MY DICK 🍆 BEAR MY BALLS ⛹️ MY DICKS THROBBING 😩 THE THRILL OF YOUR WALLS 🍑 AS I CREAM 🍨 AND I BUST💦 AND I GOON
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
Capitalism truly is such a fucking cancer.
Biggest media company to ever exist, that owns dozens of beloved franchises each worth billions of dollars.
And even still Number Must Go Up Forever and their route is to make slop that costs nothing and has no real worth.
Biggest media company to ever exist, that owns dozens of beloved franchises each worth billions of dollars.
And even still Number Must Go Up Forever and their route is to make slop that costs nothing and has no real worth.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users.
This is the platform that wants you to pay $189.99 per year.
This is the platform that wants you to pay $189.99 per year.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Capitalism truly is such a fucking cancer.
Biggest media company to ever exist, that owns dozens of beloved franchises each worth billions of dollars.
And even still Number Must Go Up Forever and their route is to make slop that costs nothing and has no real worth.
Biggest media company to ever exist, that owns dozens of beloved franchises each worth billions of dollars.
And even still Number Must Go Up Forever and their route is to make slop that costs nothing and has no real worth.
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Touch Booby Get Dizzy
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Touch Booby Get Dizzy