mayor of tr*nny town
@missfluss.bsky.social
showoff bitch
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if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:
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if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:
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if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:
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super religious ppl are a bit like burners: either super cool and chill, or total assholes
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
super religious ppl are a bit like burners: either super cool and chill, or total assholes
i need to keep a container of creatine in my bag or something. if i sleep somewhere that isn't my house i miss out on taking it and it really helps to show the difference it makes...
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
i need to keep a container of creatine in my bag or something. if i sleep somewhere that isn't my house i miss out on taking it and it really helps to show the difference it makes...
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
i haven't been wearing sunglasses since i got my seeing glasses and i'm realising drivers can see when i'm giving them stinkeye
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
i haven't been wearing sunglasses since i got my seeing glasses and i'm realising drivers can see when i'm giving them stinkeye
if u think i'm pretty and u wanna flirt w me, u can find me at fringe bar tonight at 7:30:
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February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
if u think i'm pretty and u wanna flirt w me, u can find me at fringe bar tonight at 7:30:
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Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026
This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
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Bit late to it but if you want to know the chain of events that led to us importing gas (and charging electricity users to pay for it!!), I did this deep dive for RNZ last year www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
The fuel of ‘last resort’: How imported gas became New Zealand’s first choice
It's expensive, vulnerable to price shocks and terrible for the planet. So why are we importing gas?
www.rnz.co.nz
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Bit late to it but if you want to know the chain of events that led to us importing gas (and charging electricity users to pay for it!!), I did this deep dive for RNZ last year www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
this is how i looked last weekend btw
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
this is how i looked last weekend btw
for a country obsessed with property ownership, it's wild that we don't seem to understand the idea of paying more for something up-front in order to save money in the long-term
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
for a country obsessed with property ownership, it's wild that we don't seem to understand the idea of paying more for something up-front in order to save money in the long-term
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Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
New liquified natural gas terminal: 'Vital' or 'bonkers'?
New liquified natural gas terminal: 'Vital' or 'bonkers'?
The government wants taxpayers to pay for a new liquified natural gas import terminal, but is promising lower power prices will come as a result.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
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its called MENtal health because its for MEN. happy father’s day
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
its called MENtal health because its for MEN. happy father’s day
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i’d sell my biometric data for a loose cigarette
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i’d sell my biometric data for a loose cigarette
calling my bottom surgery watergate bc it's bye-bye dick
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
calling my bottom surgery watergate bc it's bye-bye dick
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Time for a wealth levy it’s not a tax it’s fine don’t worry about it
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Time for a wealth levy it’s not a tax it’s fine don’t worry about it
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Man I really fucking hate when trans men transmisogynybait on social media. I really REALLY hate it
Saw a post that was like "hey conservatives still think I look like a man??" and ofc there's a ton of comments that are like "ywnbaw" and he's just like "hehe thx"
Like ok glad u find this funny
Saw a post that was like "hey conservatives still think I look like a man??" and ofc there's a ton of comments that are like "ywnbaw" and he's just like "hehe thx"
Like ok glad u find this funny
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Man I really fucking hate when trans men transmisogynybait on social media. I really REALLY hate it
Saw a post that was like "hey conservatives still think I look like a man??" and ofc there's a ton of comments that are like "ywnbaw" and he's just like "hehe thx"
Like ok glad u find this funny
Saw a post that was like "hey conservatives still think I look like a man??" and ofc there's a ton of comments that are like "ywnbaw" and he's just like "hehe thx"
Like ok glad u find this funny
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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NZ pals, my current store of socks are not cushy enough with my walking/running shoes (which I've had only a few months but have become a bit less snug).
Where does one buy cushier socks, especially for high arches and perimenopausal joints?
Where does one buy cushier socks, especially for high arches and perimenopausal joints?
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
NZ pals, my current store of socks are not cushy enough with my walking/running shoes (which I've had only a few months but have become a bit less snug).
Where does one buy cushier socks, especially for high arches and perimenopausal joints?
Where does one buy cushier socks, especially for high arches and perimenopausal joints?
there could be a tsunami about to wipe out wellington and if the news came to me in the form of a video from the mayor or his deputy i would simply die because i cannot stand listening to them speak
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
there could be a tsunami about to wipe out wellington and if the news came to me in the form of a video from the mayor or his deputy i would simply die because i cannot stand listening to them speak
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[bumps my head into your boobs] oh my goodness im so sorry sir ! let me put my glasses on.. WOWZA !!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE BONGOS !!!
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
[bumps my head into your boobs] oh my goodness im so sorry sir ! let me put my glasses on.. WOWZA !!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE BONGOS !!!
the only time
i wish you weren't gone
is once a day,
every day,
all day long
i wish you weren't gone
is once a day,
every day,
all day long
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
the only time
i wish you weren't gone
is once a day,
every day,
all day long
i wish you weren't gone
is once a day,
every day,
all day long
if you watched ferngully as a kid you like trannies now
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
if you watched ferngully as a kid you like trannies now
campaigning on abolishing all taxes, then getting in and renaming them all to levies
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 AM
campaigning on abolishing all taxes, then getting in and renaming them all to levies
is there some sort of food intolerance i could be totally unaware of but that stops me from being able to eat even a normal amount of food in one sitting
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 AM
is there some sort of food intolerance i could be totally unaware of but that stops me from being able to eat even a normal amount of food in one sitting
i wish i were my type
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 AM
i wish i were my type
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