mayor of tr*nny town
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i was looking at pre-transition pics of me and yeah there's like the sad dead eyes etc. but also damn the alcoholism was very visible
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 AM
i was looking at pre-transition pics of me and yeah there's like the sad dead eyes etc. but also damn the alcoholism was very visible
i hate the drafts feature bc my muscle memory when i go to cancel a stupid post i was typing now saves it as a draft
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
i hate the drafts feature bc my muscle memory when i go to cancel a stupid post i was typing now saves it as a draft
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cum gutters
cum drainage
cum sewers
cum waste processing facility
cum drainage
cum sewers
cum waste processing facility
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
cum gutters
cum drainage
cum sewers
cum waste processing facility
cum drainage
cum sewers
cum waste processing facility
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Ministry of Works RETVRN
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Ministry of Works RETVRN
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Bring back the ministry of works
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Bring back the ministry of works
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The deliberate purging of institutional memory from the public service via managerialism has been incredibly destructive.
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The deliberate purging of institutional memory from the public service via managerialism has been incredibly destructive.
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
there were so many lesbians at the zoo today
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
there were so many lesbians at the zoo today
wellington was better in the 80s when i was a student with no responsibilities who could go out drinking every weekend and now i'm old and hate my wife and it's the cycleways' fault
February 14, 2026 at 8:22 AM
wellington was better in the 80s when i was a student with no responsibilities who could go out drinking every weekend and now i'm old and hate my wife and it's the cycleways' fault
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Wellington south coast, u may have heard already but there’s a health risk with the sewage spill and weather warning tomorrow, that the sewage is going to be aerosolised in the sea spray 🤢😷
February 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Wellington south coast, u may have heard already but there’s a health risk with the sewage spill and weather warning tomorrow, that the sewage is going to be aerosolised in the sea spray 🤢😷
land on alien planet and decide the trees are too green and the water is too blue
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
land on alien planet and decide the trees are too green and the water is too blue
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Just remember elder millennials: If you're listening to Green Day's American Idiot around the house when your kids are there, you're doing the equivalent to your parents listening to Dark Side Of The Moon when you were a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Just remember elder millennials: If you're listening to Green Day's American Idiot around the house when your kids are there, you're doing the equivalent to your parents listening to Dark Side Of The Moon when you were a kid.
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So this is how it went down? #nzpol
> plans made to keep poo out of water
> "SEPARATING POO FROM WATER IS RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE! ELECT US GOVERNMENT TO STOP IT!"
> they are elected
> poo is in the water
> plans made to keep poo out of water
> "SEPARATING POO FROM WATER IS RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE! ELECT US GOVERNMENT TO STOP IT!"
> they are elected
> poo is in the water
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So this is how it went down? #nzpol
> plans made to keep poo out of water
> "SEPARATING POO FROM WATER IS RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE! ELECT US GOVERNMENT TO STOP IT!"
> they are elected
> poo is in the water
> plans made to keep poo out of water
> "SEPARATING POO FROM WATER IS RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE! ELECT US GOVERNMENT TO STOP IT!"
> they are elected
> poo is in the water
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date idea: u get in my bed and we fall asleep for 8 to 10 hours
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
date idea: u get in my bed and we fall asleep for 8 to 10 hours
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
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Regret is proof you have grown. The fact that you wish you had done better means you are already someone who would.
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Regret is proof you have grown. The fact that you wish you had done better means you are already someone who would.
how many jobs exist entirely because people are too overworked to do things themselves or for members of their community
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
how many jobs exist entirely because people are too overworked to do things themselves or for members of their community
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Somebody tweeted once that most of modern conservative politics boils down to “I don’t like that this doesn’t give me a boner” and “I don’t like that this does give me a boner,” and I think about that tweet enough that I wish I had the foresight to screenshot it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Somebody tweeted once that most of modern conservative politics boils down to “I don’t like that this doesn’t give me a boner” and “I don’t like that this does give me a boner,” and I think about that tweet enough that I wish I had the foresight to screenshot it.
if you were in government with the goal of reducing full-time working hours to 30 hours a week (for the same effective pay) by the end of your second term, how would you do it?
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
if you were in government with the goal of reducing full-time working hours to 30 hours a week (for the same effective pay) by the end of your second term, how would you do it?
my chain still has a decent amount of life in it. i'm determined to do the next chain replacement myself
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
my chain still has a decent amount of life in it. i'm determined to do the next chain replacement myself
gender-affirming bleached gussets on all my underwear
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
gender-affirming bleached gussets on all my underwear
i love working on my bike i feel so butch
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i love working on my bike i feel so butch
