mayor of tr*nny town
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i wish there were slurs for white people that actually carried any weight
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i wish there were slurs for white people that actually carried any weight
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Fun fact: when I run DEI workshops about trans stuff (it happens occasionally) one of my strategies is to start by getting people to talk about cyclists and their experiences. This usually works to build empathy, but occasionally it turns out that people actually hate cyclists more than trans people
you'd think the worst thing about cycling would be all the people trying to kill you, but it's actually all the insufferable men who insist on telling you that if you don't ride the way they think you should ride then you're no better than a car driver who hits pedestrians
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Fun fact: when I run DEI workshops about trans stuff (it happens occasionally) one of my strategies is to start by getting people to talk about cyclists and their experiences. This usually works to build empathy, but occasionally it turns out that people actually hate cyclists more than trans people
you'd think the worst thing about cycling would be all the people trying to kill you, but it's actually all the insufferable men who insist on telling you that if you don't ride the way they think you should ride then you're no better than a car driver who hits pedestrians
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you'd think the worst thing about cycling would be all the people trying to kill you, but it's actually all the insufferable men who insist on telling you that if you don't ride the way they think you should ride then you're no better than a car driver who hits pedestrians
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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Prostrat for guys who are shorter than 6 ft, but want to be seen as taller than they are: just transition to a woman. Literal strangers will walk up to you in the supermarket and tell you that you’re tall unsolicited
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Prostrat for guys who are shorter than 6 ft, but want to be seen as taller than they are: just transition to a woman. Literal strangers will walk up to you in the supermarket and tell you that you’re tall unsolicited
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do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,
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Well-meaning Cis artist trying to draw 'realistic' trans woman accidentally ends up creating devastating troonjak
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Well-meaning Cis artist trying to draw 'realistic' trans woman accidentally ends up creating devastating troonjak
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those yellow go bags that have been on the news look good, is it possible to buy them anywhere? (doesn't need to be filled with equipment just want the bag)
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
those yellow go bags that have been on the news look good, is it possible to buy them anywhere? (doesn't need to be filled with equipment just want the bag)
never doing an undercut again. the awkward regrowth phase is soooooo long
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
never doing an undercut again. the awkward regrowth phase is soooooo long
ran out of prog and now i'm depressed
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
ran out of prog and now i'm depressed
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I don't currently have the words for my anger and frustration seeing climate events happen all over the motu and knowing - we could have been better prepared. We could have made different choices. People don't have to die.
I'm trying terribly hard to not be bitter.
I'm trying terribly hard to not be bitter.
February 15, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I don't currently have the words for my anger and frustration seeing climate events happen all over the motu and knowing - we could have been better prepared. We could have made different choices. People don't have to die.
I'm trying terribly hard to not be bitter.
I'm trying terribly hard to not be bitter.
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Welly people ⬇️
Ooooop. Lights are flickering. That's not a good sign. Charge your phones and batteries, peeps.
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Welly people ⬇️
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on employment as a trans woman
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
on employment as a trans woman
nuclear power guys always like "forget solar let's build nuclear" like nuclear doesn't take decades to build and we can build solar right now
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
nuclear power guys always like "forget solar let's build nuclear" like nuclear doesn't take decades to build and we can build solar right now
litmus test for new zealand politicians is asking how they feel about wellington. if they can't be normal about it then they're too reactionary to be elected
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
litmus test for new zealand politicians is asking how they feel about wellington. if they can't be normal about it then they're too reactionary to be elected
one of the greatest cons ever pulled was conflating environmentalism with preventing climate change, so there are legions of dipshits who go around saying stuff like "why shouldn't i throw trash out my car window? it won't make a difference to the climate when china is burning a bunch of coal"
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
one of the greatest cons ever pulled was conflating environmentalism with preventing climate change, so there are legions of dipshits who go around saying stuff like "why shouldn't i throw trash out my car window? it won't make a difference to the climate when china is burning a bunch of coal"
i have recycled all my life but it's still rainy and cold in february. this is bullshit
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
i have recycled all my life but it's still rainy and cold in february. this is bullshit
imagine being a gay politician and you're not even allowed to say faggot anymore. the price some pay for power
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
imagine being a gay politician and you're not even allowed to say faggot anymore. the price some pay for power
i think we should dig the beginning of the second mt vic tunnel then get all the politicians who supported it in there to do a ribbon-cutting ceremony and then collapse the entrance in on them and then build some actually useful infrastructure
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
i think we should dig the beginning of the second mt vic tunnel then get all the politicians who supported it in there to do a ribbon-cutting ceremony and then collapse the entrance in on them and then build some actually useful infrastructure
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I really think one more lane will solve the traffic issue
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I really think one more lane will solve the traffic issue
yeah i'm a dick, girl; a dick ted to my phone
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
yeah i'm a dick, girl; a dick ted to my phone
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don’t love seeing cis people go ham for the olympics which formally banned trans women universally last year. i wasn’t out when the Indiana bathroom
bill boycott in 2016 cost the state billions and that being where mainstream trans politics were is tough for me to fathom
bill boycott in 2016 cost the state billions and that being where mainstream trans politics were is tough for me to fathom
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
don’t love seeing cis people go ham for the olympics which formally banned trans women universally last year. i wasn’t out when the Indiana bathroom
bill boycott in 2016 cost the state billions and that being where mainstream trans politics were is tough for me to fathom
bill boycott in 2016 cost the state billions and that being where mainstream trans politics were is tough for me to fathom
i was looking at pre-transition pics of me and yeah there's like the sad dead eyes etc. but also damn the alcoholism was very visible
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 AM
i was looking at pre-transition pics of me and yeah there's like the sad dead eyes etc. but also damn the alcoholism was very visible
i hate the drafts feature bc my muscle memory when i go to cancel a stupid post i was typing now saves it as a draft
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
i hate the drafts feature bc my muscle memory when i go to cancel a stupid post i was typing now saves it as a draft