em
@skyuni123.bsky.social
theatremaker. comms. writer. i also went to 16 mojos once. very into trains. eph__em__era elsewhere. wellington person. they/them
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we did a season
so many mild injuries
very nearly pashed many times
gay panicked multiple people
so much beetroot blood
my first full length scripted show since 2020
feeling fuckin GREAT
so many mild injuries
very nearly pashed many times
gay panicked multiple people
so much beetroot blood
my first full length scripted show since 2020
feeling fuckin GREAT
my one and only health food tip is that if you accidentally end up with 2kg of chickpea flour you can add it to bread flour at a ratio of 1:4 or 1:3, it will hardly change the rise, and it makes the entire bread higher in fibre and protein and essential vitamins
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
my one and only health food tip is that if you accidentally end up with 2kg of chickpea flour you can add it to bread flour at a ratio of 1:4 or 1:3, it will hardly change the rise, and it makes the entire bread higher in fibre and protein and essential vitamins
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
you have to retcon literally three lines of ONE movie to make it so "James Bond" is a codename rather than his actual name
make it a recurring MI5 guy
not the same dude
not hard
make it a recurring MI5 guy
not the same dude
not hard
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
you have to retcon literally three lines of ONE movie to make it so "James Bond" is a codename rather than his actual name
make it a recurring MI5 guy
not the same dude
not hard
make it a recurring MI5 guy
not the same dude
not hard
running man apparently average
now you see me 3 apparently average (and camp)
the movies are back baby!! catch me with a big popcorn and soda having the time of my life!!!!!!
now you see me 3 apparently average (and camp)
the movies are back baby!! catch me with a big popcorn and soda having the time of my life!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
running man apparently average
now you see me 3 apparently average (and camp)
the movies are back baby!! catch me with a big popcorn and soda having the time of my life!!!!!!
now you see me 3 apparently average (and camp)
the movies are back baby!! catch me with a big popcorn and soda having the time of my life!!!!!!
my fav artist is touring at the moment in intimate venues and his audience is very online, so they're very loud when they get sick post-gig, and a lot of them are
"don't go to a gig when sick"
"make sure you use sanitiser"
good things! but ive not seen a single person say to wear a fuckin mask
"don't go to a gig when sick"
"make sure you use sanitiser"
good things! but ive not seen a single person say to wear a fuckin mask
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my fav artist is touring at the moment in intimate venues and his audience is very online, so they're very loud when they get sick post-gig, and a lot of them are
"don't go to a gig when sick"
"make sure you use sanitiser"
good things! but ive not seen a single person say to wear a fuckin mask
"don't go to a gig when sick"
"make sure you use sanitiser"
good things! but ive not seen a single person say to wear a fuckin mask
- govt forces through under-16 social media bill
- i have to go through a retinal scanner every time i want to tweet because i post too youthfully
- i have to go through a retinal scanner every time i want to tweet because i post too youthfully
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
- govt forces through under-16 social media bill
- i have to go through a retinal scanner every time i want to tweet because i post too youthfully
- i have to go through a retinal scanner every time i want to tweet because i post too youthfully
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Whanau, I did it. Unbelievably, I was born between 1968 and 2004. I couldn’t be sure I’d had 2 measles vaccinations (I definitely had one, it’s in my plunket book).
So, I had an MMR booster last week. If you, like me, aren’t sure, go and get one. They’re free and you can book via bookmyvaccine.
So, I had an MMR booster last week. If you, like me, aren’t sure, go and get one. They’re free and you can book via bookmyvaccine.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Whanau, I did it. Unbelievably, I was born between 1968 and 2004. I couldn’t be sure I’d had 2 measles vaccinations (I definitely had one, it’s in my plunket book).
So, I had an MMR booster last week. If you, like me, aren’t sure, go and get one. They’re free and you can book via bookmyvaccine.
So, I had an MMR booster last week. If you, like me, aren’t sure, go and get one. They’re free and you can book via bookmyvaccine.
bbno$
solidly fine as a gig barring that he started at 9.30pm on a SUNDAY
meownui has not good vibes as a venue
solidly fine as a gig barring that he started at 9.30pm on a SUNDAY
meownui has not good vibes as a venue
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
bbno$
solidly fine as a gig barring that he started at 9.30pm on a SUNDAY
meownui has not good vibes as a venue
solidly fine as a gig barring that he started at 9.30pm on a SUNDAY
meownui has not good vibes as a venue
hey besties is meowNUI standing capacity only
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
hey besties is meowNUI standing capacity only
oh your inositol supplement is marketed for the #girlypop #girls #femme #females #sisterhood??
even though inositol is predominantly utilized by afab folk who may have a tenuous grasp on gender already due to the androgenising nature of their conditions? wow I feel so fucking heard
even though inositol is predominantly utilized by afab folk who may have a tenuous grasp on gender already due to the androgenising nature of their conditions? wow I feel so fucking heard
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
oh your inositol supplement is marketed for the #girlypop #girls #femme #females #sisterhood??
even though inositol is predominantly utilized by afab folk who may have a tenuous grasp on gender already due to the androgenising nature of their conditions? wow I feel so fucking heard
even though inositol is predominantly utilized by afab folk who may have a tenuous grasp on gender already due to the androgenising nature of their conditions? wow I feel so fucking heard
hello my show is still on even though my immune system will not let me be physically there
Messy - at BATS - it's got one more night, tomorrow
a beautifully conflicting show about going through the gauntlet as an artist, only about 40 min, performed by three fab actors
bats.co.nz/whats-on/mes...
Messy - at BATS - it's got one more night, tomorrow
a beautifully conflicting show about going through the gauntlet as an artist, only about 40 min, performed by three fab actors
bats.co.nz/whats-on/mes...
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
hello my show is still on even though my immune system will not let me be physically there
Messy - at BATS - it's got one more night, tomorrow
a beautifully conflicting show about going through the gauntlet as an artist, only about 40 min, performed by three fab actors
bats.co.nz/whats-on/mes...
Messy - at BATS - it's got one more night, tomorrow
a beautifully conflicting show about going through the gauntlet as an artist, only about 40 min, performed by three fab actors
bats.co.nz/whats-on/mes...
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If Wellingtonians want to catch a sweet little musical about local supernatural creatures that's also made up on the spot, one more chance bats.co.nz/whats-on/son...
Songs From a Spellbound City – BATS
A Spooky Improvised Musical
bats.co.nz
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If Wellingtonians want to catch a sweet little musical about local supernatural creatures that's also made up on the spot, one more chance bats.co.nz/whats-on/son...
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Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
my therapist being one-hundred-and-sixty-dollars a session really negates my desire to ever go tbh
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
my therapist being one-hundred-and-sixty-dollars a session really negates my desire to ever go tbh
green shakshuka
- all green things cut up
- add onion & garlic & tomato paste (or not!) to pan
- let cook for lil bit
- add green things in order of various cooking times to pan
- add some stock and some paprika to make it saucier
- crack eggs in, let cook
- serve with bread and cheese
- yummo
- all green things cut up
- add onion & garlic & tomato paste (or not!) to pan
- let cook for lil bit
- add green things in order of various cooking times to pan
- add some stock and some paprika to make it saucier
- crack eggs in, let cook
- serve with bread and cheese
- yummo
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
green shakshuka
- all green things cut up
- add onion & garlic & tomato paste (or not!) to pan
- let cook for lil bit
- add green things in order of various cooking times to pan
- add some stock and some paprika to make it saucier
- crack eggs in, let cook
- serve with bread and cheese
- yummo
- all green things cut up
- add onion & garlic & tomato paste (or not!) to pan
- let cook for lil bit
- add green things in order of various cooking times to pan
- add some stock and some paprika to make it saucier
- crack eggs in, let cook
- serve with bread and cheese
- yummo
i finished Pack of Girls on Sunday
look at it
rugby on stage
banger
one more show season left
look at it
rugby on stage
banger
one more show season left
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i finished Pack of Girls on Sunday
look at it
rugby on stage
banger
one more show season left
look at it
rugby on stage
banger
one more show season left
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It’s Measles Immunisation Week! 🛡️
📲 Visit info.health.nz/immunisations/immunisation-clinics for pop up clinics near you where you can get your MMR vaccination.
You can also check healthpoint.co.nz.
Another option is to book online: info.health.nz/bookavaccine
📲 Visit info.health.nz/immunisations/immunisation-clinics for pop up clinics near you where you can get your MMR vaccination.
You can also check healthpoint.co.nz.
Another option is to book online: info.health.nz/bookavaccine
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s Measles Immunisation Week! 🛡️
📲 Visit info.health.nz/immunisations/immunisation-clinics for pop up clinics near you where you can get your MMR vaccination.
You can also check healthpoint.co.nz.
Another option is to book online: info.health.nz/bookavaccine
📲 Visit info.health.nz/immunisations/immunisation-clinics for pop up clinics near you where you can get your MMR vaccination.
You can also check healthpoint.co.nz.
Another option is to book online: info.health.nz/bookavaccine
halloween best holiday
everyone is sexy or spooky (or both)
lollies
occasional threat of peril (fake blood)
everyone is sexy or spooky (or both)
lollies
occasional threat of peril (fake blood)
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
halloween best holiday
everyone is sexy or spooky (or both)
lollies
occasional threat of peril (fake blood)
everyone is sexy or spooky (or both)
lollies
occasional threat of peril (fake blood)
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Emily (Emily Writes) and I drafted a letter to Andrew Little about his decision to appoint Ray Chung as chair of the CCO Review & Appointments subcommittee. We think this is unacceptable given his past behaviour. Here's a template for a letter if you agree:
sites.google.com/view/really-...
#nzpol
sites.google.com/view/really-...
#nzpol
Really, Andrew Little?
Andrew Little has appointed Ray Chung to head an important Wellington City Council committee.
We don't think he should be doing that. If you agree, please tell him so.
Here's how.
sites.google.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Emily (Emily Writes) and I drafted a letter to Andrew Little about his decision to appoint Ray Chung as chair of the CCO Review & Appointments subcommittee. We think this is unacceptable given his past behaviour. Here's a template for a letter if you agree:
sites.google.com/view/really-...
#nzpol
sites.google.com/view/really-...
#nzpol
titahi bay-porirua scooter night speedrun series over
I have done it so many times
And not died a single one of those times!
I have done it so many times
And not died a single one of those times!
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
titahi bay-porirua scooter night speedrun series over
I have done it so many times
And not died a single one of those times!
I have done it so many times
And not died a single one of those times!
anyone know the best way to get around masterton if you don't drive? how reliable are the buses? are there taxis or ubers?
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
anyone know the best way to get around masterton if you don't drive? how reliable are the buses? are there taxis or ubers?
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my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
hello! i am once again looking for tangentially-arts-related guests for my radio show
i have six more episodes to fill before the end of the year including one THIS FRIDAY
what you get: great conversation and a cheeky opportunity to plug stuff if you've got something to plug..
i have six more episodes to fill before the end of the year including one THIS FRIDAY
what you get: great conversation and a cheeky opportunity to plug stuff if you've got something to plug..
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hello! i am once again looking for tangentially-arts-related guests for my radio show
i have six more episodes to fill before the end of the year including one THIS FRIDAY
what you get: great conversation and a cheeky opportunity to plug stuff if you've got something to plug..
i have six more episodes to fill before the end of the year including one THIS FRIDAY
what you get: great conversation and a cheeky opportunity to plug stuff if you've got something to plug..
walked ngauranga - tawa today via wakely st, newlands, j'ville and takapu road
HEFTY, with a wee bit of elevation, but feeling good!
pt 1 of ridiculous quest completed
HEFTY, with a wee bit of elevation, but feeling good!
pt 1 of ridiculous quest completed
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
walked ngauranga - tawa today via wakely st, newlands, j'ville and takapu road
HEFTY, with a wee bit of elevation, but feeling good!
pt 1 of ridiculous quest completed
HEFTY, with a wee bit of elevation, but feeling good!
pt 1 of ridiculous quest completed