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theatremaker. comms. writer. i also went to 16 mojos once. very into trains. eph__em__era elsewhere. wellington person. they/them
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a man described as having a mullet immediately transports me to craig from timaru who's got a missus and some red bands but he'll shag you round the back of the local bunnings anyway
the thing about the chatgpt 4o-5 migration where terminally online women are losing their AI boyfriends to a systems update is that
it is the easiest thing in the WORLD to find real internet men to RP daddy domming or whatever to get you off. arguably too easy. why not do that
it is the easiest thing in the WORLD to find real internet men to RP daddy domming or whatever to get you off. arguably too easy. why not do that
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 AM
the thing about the chatgpt 4o-5 migration where terminally online women are losing their AI boyfriends to a systems update is that
it is the easiest thing in the WORLD to find real internet men to RP daddy domming or whatever to get you off. arguably too easy. why not do that
it is the easiest thing in the WORLD to find real internet men to RP daddy domming or whatever to get you off. arguably too easy. why not do that
EUGH i am tired of being such a pussy, the weather has been great to go out for the last few days and i'm still too scared that i'll slip with the stupid stupid leg HATE THIS
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
EUGH i am tired of being such a pussy, the weather has been great to go out for the last few days and i'm still too scared that i'll slip with the stupid stupid leg HATE THIS
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Yet tomorrow is human fuck season
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Yet tomorrow is human fuck season
a handy guide if you (men) are planning on sending sexy pics to someone this valentine's season
1 - only send it if they want to see it
2 - your sexy pic shouldn't look like a cryptid photo, have some self respect
1 - only send it if they want to see it
2 - your sexy pic shouldn't look like a cryptid photo, have some self respect
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
a handy guide if you (men) are planning on sending sexy pics to someone this valentine's season
1 - only send it if they want to see it
2 - your sexy pic shouldn't look like a cryptid photo, have some self respect
1 - only send it if they want to see it
2 - your sexy pic shouldn't look like a cryptid photo, have some self respect
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
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being ancillary to someone dying is so fucking weird I simultaneously do not feel that im prioritizing him enough but also there's nothing I can do?
so im just playing video games and hoping he doesnt die before i can walk again
fuckin weird
so im just playing video games and hoping he doesnt die before i can walk again
fuckin weird
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
being ancillary to someone dying is so fucking weird I simultaneously do not feel that im prioritizing him enough but also there's nothing I can do?
so im just playing video games and hoping he doesnt die before i can walk again
fuckin weird
so im just playing video games and hoping he doesnt die before i can walk again
fuckin weird
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IT'S FEBRUARY 2026.
THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.
Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.
THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.
Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
IT'S FEBRUARY 2026.
THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.
Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.
THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.
Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.
A few months back belen had this incredible gochujang garlic pull apart bread i couldnt stop thinking about and have since discontinued it so anyway I made some
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
A few months back belen had this incredible gochujang garlic pull apart bread i couldnt stop thinking about and have since discontinued it so anyway I made some
the concept of 'women can't be horny' is hilarious to me, i've been privy to obscene erotic sins from gals in various discord servers that surpass anything i've ever EVER been sent by a man
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the concept of 'women can't be horny' is hilarious to me, i've been privy to obscene erotic sins from gals in various discord servers that surpass anything i've ever EVER been sent by a man
good evening to the man on certain dating app who after chatting for ages about my pretty significant inability to walk at the moment was like "come out with me this weekend" buddy pls
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
good evening to the man on certain dating app who after chatting for ages about my pretty significant inability to walk at the moment was like "come out with me this weekend" buddy pls
quite a few of the boys i write fic about have mullets and they're modern and they suit the characters but there's nothing less erotic than writing "you bury a hand in his soft mullet"
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
quite a few of the boys i write fic about have mullets and they're modern and they suit the characters but there's nothing less erotic than writing "you bury a hand in his soft mullet"
dad's in hospital and probably won't be coming back out, and all i have to hope is when he does die it'll be after i can properly walk again
2026 is shaping up to be a really great one
2026 is shaping up to be a really great one
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
dad's in hospital and probably won't be coming back out, and all i have to hope is when he does die it'll be after i can properly walk again
2026 is shaping up to be a really great one
2026 is shaping up to be a really great one
another four weeks in the moonboot and crutches
what on earth do i do on valentine's day to both stave off my melancholy and monumental lack of play that is possible for a wobbly legged dipshit
what on earth do i do on valentine's day to both stave off my melancholy and monumental lack of play that is possible for a wobbly legged dipshit
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
another four weeks in the moonboot and crutches
what on earth do i do on valentine's day to both stave off my melancholy and monumental lack of play that is possible for a wobbly legged dipshit
what on earth do i do on valentine's day to both stave off my melancholy and monumental lack of play that is possible for a wobbly legged dipshit
acc taxi service is cool because it's like what if instead of being a useful and viable product where you can book online and track where your taxi is like other taxi companies, why don't i instead go fuck myself
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
acc taxi service is cool because it's like what if instead of being a useful and viable product where you can book online and track where your taxi is like other taxi companies, why don't i instead go fuck myself
i would simply like my brain to stop trying to KILL ME
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
i would simply like my brain to stop trying to KILL ME
if i still can't walk on valentine's day i fear am going to go crazy stuck in my house while everyone i know is both able to walk and out with their partners
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
if i still can't walk on valentine's day i fear am going to go crazy stuck in my house while everyone i know is both able to walk and out with their partners
okay so the ideal thing i want out of wednesday's fracture appointment is that i can start walking again
but failing that
FINGERS CROSSED they'll replace my dressings with solely waterproof ones cause trying to shower covered in gauze SUCKS SO BAD
but failing that
FINGERS CROSSED they'll replace my dressings with solely waterproof ones cause trying to shower covered in gauze SUCKS SO BAD
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
okay so the ideal thing i want out of wednesday's fracture appointment is that i can start walking again
but failing that
FINGERS CROSSED they'll replace my dressings with solely waterproof ones cause trying to shower covered in gauze SUCKS SO BAD
but failing that
FINGERS CROSSED they'll replace my dressings with solely waterproof ones cause trying to shower covered in gauze SUCKS SO BAD
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
i have never hated something more than gdocs' new "help me write" ai feature
fuck OFF gemini
i am the writer, not some computer spitting out stolen garbage
fuck AI, fuck OFF
fuck OFF gemini
i am the writer, not some computer spitting out stolen garbage
fuck AI, fuck OFF
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i have never hated something more than gdocs' new "help me write" ai feature
fuck OFF gemini
i am the writer, not some computer spitting out stolen garbage
fuck AI, fuck OFF
fuck OFF gemini
i am the writer, not some computer spitting out stolen garbage
fuck AI, fuck OFF
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Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
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Kirikiriroa/ Hamilton folks. It would be great to have a strong show of support for Te Huia this Sunday 2pm at Hamilton Frankton Station. A key decision is coming up in a couple of weeks on extending the trial by another year and your support could help get this across the line.
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Kirikiriroa/ Hamilton folks. It would be great to have a strong show of support for Te Huia this Sunday 2pm at Hamilton Frankton Station. A key decision is coming up in a couple of weeks on extending the trial by another year and your support could help get this across the line.
shout out to the locum GP who tried to convince me to NOT get a covid vaccine for reasons of ????????
like
my guy
i work in a profession where people are constantly breathing in my face
like
my guy
i work in a profession where people are constantly breathing in my face
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
shout out to the locum GP who tried to convince me to NOT get a covid vaccine for reasons of ????????
like
my guy
i work in a profession where people are constantly breathing in my face
like
my guy
i work in a profession where people are constantly breathing in my face
what do we reckon is the easiest cinema to get to accessibility wise in wellington
asking for me, who is going crazy in their home
asking for me, who is going crazy in their home
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 AM
what do we reckon is the easiest cinema to get to accessibility wise in wellington
asking for me, who is going crazy in their home
asking for me, who is going crazy in their home