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mayor of tr*nny town
@missfluss.bsky.social
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arrogant wokester loser

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missfluss.bsky.social
i play bass too
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
decided to learn the riff

apparently it is not possible to play guitar without making a face
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
i'm so tired of golden mile reviews i'm so tired just push the damn thing through i hate this stinkin' mayor and his annoying deputy too you say "we've had cost blow-outs" but that's a joke, we know what it's about you hate this city, 'cause we voted green it's a punishment, that's what you really mean you know i'll give you everything i've got to have a light rail line i'm so tired i'm feeling so upset i'm so tired i'll smoke one of bishop's cigarettes and curse mayor andrew little he is such a stupid git
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
I operate my cleaning business using the stuff ppl have at home (I don't have to lug it back and forth; you don't have to pay for me to do so), but I kinda wanna get more into bringing my own gear so I have an excuse to buy this chungus roll of wipes
pack of 100 cloth cleaning wipes, red and white zig-zag striped. it's THICK
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
It is evident in the way that queer theorists, ignorant of their own cissexual privilege, nonconsensually ungender us (or blur the distinctions between us and other queers) in order to artificialize gender; claim that "all gender is drag" without recognizing how dismissive that is to the transsexual experience; and ignorantly apply the "gay rights" tactic of calling for the all-out demedicalization of transgenderism without considering the effects this would have on transsexuals' ability to access and afford hormones and sex reassignment procedures. Finally, as Viviane Namaste has pointed out in her books, the "cissexualization" of the transgender movement ensures that discourses about transsexuals inevitably revolve around the cissexual queer obsession over "identity" (who counts as a woman or man, who is legitimately queer), rather than examining the very real institutional obstacles and biases we face for being transsexual.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
time is a flat, tedious circle
passage from Whipping Girl: "These days, many transsexuals assume that they have the right to appropriate the language of, or speak on behalf of, intersex people; similarly, many cissexual genderqueers feel they have the right to do the same for transsexuals. This needlessly erases each group's unique issues, obstacles, and perspectives."
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
considering growing out the back and sides again, but then we get a humid day and i reconsider
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
hey guys check this out
a photo of a pumpkin. drawn on it is a crude clock face, and a hole with white goo dripping out
November 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
consider
a box of Spaceman Candy Sticks with the top opened and two of them placed in front of the box. they look like little cigarettes without the coloured filter the box is dark blue with the word "spaceman" written in a white retro space-age type font. beneath the name is a picture of a yellow and red astronaut in front of a white and red space ship blasting off. both are retrofuturist in style. there are stars in the background. at the bottom of the box is the words "candy sticks" in a plain yellow font, and "net weight 16g" in a smaller plain yellow font the box and candy sticks themselves are sitting on a plain white background with stark lighting casting long shadows behind them
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
@pussy.meangirls.online saw this and thought of you
"CHANGE YOUR MINDSET!" image of person with a storm coming out of an opening in the top of their head, representing negative thoughts. to its right, an image of a hot dog "I can't do it" —> "I could eat a hot dog" "It's too difficult" —> "hot dogs are easy" "It's all my fault" —> "hot dogs will fix it" "When will I be happy?" —> "after you eat a hot dog" "I hate myself" —> "that's fair"
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
edited dril tweet: "and another thing: i didn't make piss jello and eat it. please don't put in the newspaper that i made piss jello and ate it"
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
@katie.bzky.team I was just saying this should exist, and here it is. it's not enough, but it does exist.
energy drink composition information, listing 1000mg of creatine. it also has caffeine, beta-alanine, branched-chain amino acids, and B vitamins. the can is orange and the writing is light orange, as if the small font wasn't already hard enough to read
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
me. hi! it's a mirror selfie. I have wavy red hair that just touches my shoulders, pale skin, and I am skinny. I have a septum piercing. I'm wearing sunglasses, a light blue denim jacket, a white t-shirt with only the letters "TE EJ" visible, black boot-cut jeans with a black belt, and black skate shoes with a white base and white laces. I'm leaning on something out of frame, and stabilising my phone with both hands. my phone has a Hello Kitty sticker on it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
that sucks

also: editing!
Christchurch community centre has been destroyed for scrap, say police, who have arrested a 44-year-old man for the theft. Mt Pleasant community members raised their own funds to buy the 2.2 metre-long and 2.2 tonne sculpture named Flight, depicting a large bird, in honour of late artist Llew Summers, who lived in the seaside suburb. Sculpted in 2018, it was the final major bronze work completed by Summers before he died in 2019. The artwork was installed on a plinth outside the Mt Pleasant Community Centre in 2023, but it disappeared in June this year. it was the final major bronze work completed by Summers before he died in 2019. Police said today they had arrested a 44-year-old man over the theft, and he would appear in the Christchurch District Court next month.
September 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
I could easily find a blonde to complete the set. the blue probably, but would be much easier to find a green.
Me. Pale skin, flushed cheeks. Wavy red hair with a grown-out undercut. Black jeans, grey shirt with a square of yellow that's some sort of design I haven't looked too closely at. holding my phone up with both hands for stability. hello kitty sticker on my phone.
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
it looks like this and it dumps water all over the ground on one side
The majestic bucket fountain. A series of colourful scoop-shaped buckets that pour water into each other. It sits in a small pool that collects most of the water, the rest splashing all over the place
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
an mspaint drawing of the 2023 mercedes F1 car, the W14, but with the livery edited in blue and pink and so that every sponsor says KATIE, but i added a little silhouette of saddam hussein
August 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Poorly edited csl post: "the problem with this SSRI is I don't cum anymore"
August 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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poorly edited post by csl: "the problem with this HRT is I don't make cum anymore"
August 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
cum 2 the winter zine market. learn how to make the perfect party playlist. trade 4 a trans rat. 6
our zine market table. there are some candy bracelets, various zines (the largest of which says "how to make a great party playlist), and 3 crochet rats in a pale blue white and pink
July 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
this is how i see people talking about the price of butter. you know you don't have to buy it right
bird in a cage with only two bars, but the bird is looking out the two bars as if it is trapped
July 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
an inner tube with a burst that goes right through it
July 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
missfluss.bsky.social
are you kidding me
Cropped screenshot from my health app, showing my weight. "Value: 67"
June 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
the duality of man
post by cigarette subaru lesbian: "what if we held hands in front of a body of water and kissed and talked about how much we love each other" post by bunny 🐇, reposted by csl: "what if i split on you and you let me give in to every impulse i want to do or say and then at the right moment you tell me to shut the fuck up and stop being dramatic and that you’ll always love me no matter what and then fuck me until i’m done splitting"
June 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
missfluss.bsky.social
and oh look what's this
article preview by Peter Dunne: "Capital Conversation: Ailing Wellington needs more than frothy talk" "OPINION: Wellington lands a champion at the national level, writes former Ōhariu MP Peter Dunne, but Nicola Willis stands out as the city's best hope." article image is of Nicola Willis
May 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM