emmadhall.bsky.social
@emmadhall.bsky.social
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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I got death threats in 2014 for a blog about how we shouldn’t slut shame Jennifer Lawrence. Fucking grow up and govern.
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
January 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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*guy runs over your dog with his car*

"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
February 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?
February 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Elon Musk’s only legitimate use is as a human dowsing rod that finds even dumber guys
These people are genuinely delusional
February 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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She pronounced it "Valentime's Day", your honor
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I work with an ex military guy who calls coffee mud and idk why it bothers me so much but i stopped having meetings with him in the morning so i dont have to hear him say it. Im normal. Im regular.
February 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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[third date]

her: could you imagine dating someone for a while and then finding out they sleep with their socks on

me: (sleeps with jeans on) ha ha yeah
February 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works?

Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Can we stop letting losers write articles about weed? Sorry you "love mids" cause you only ever smoke seeds and stems but some of us are grown ups and want to get stoned when we consume a drug. Just cause weed is legal doesn't make you cool enough to write about it lol
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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if you're still talking about "bernie bros" in 2025 you need to be stuffed into a gym locker
February 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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your honor, whaddya say we ditch these dorks and go get Baja Blasted?
February 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Every lawyer who signs their name to a brief or pleading arguing the president can cancel birthright citizenship by executive order should be disbarred. I'm dead serious.
In a disgraceful act betraying millions of their own residents, Iowa, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming all write to oppose birthright citizenship.
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Fuck yeah look at this thing
February 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Sir! Excuse me sir! You must go through the proper channels and have the proper forms before you wield oppressive state power, sir!
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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hope everyone is done Just Asking Questions now
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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they should invent a second kind of campaign promise fulfilling, sweeping executive order that democrats can use
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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[laid up in a hospital bed, leg in pulley contraption] "I need to make a little sale-a-roo."
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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I think people are having a hard time understanding the vast majority of folks who were protesting Gaza weren’t saying that Trump is preferable or would avoid ethnic cleansing, they were saying “stop the ethnic cleansing now” so that hopefully there wouldn’t be one regardless of the election results
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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When Biden/Harris were sending billions in weapons and cash and giving Israel carte blanche to do as much slaughter as they wanted but frowning and pretending they were trying to stop it the whole time I used to think who the fuck does this work on? Millions of dog-brained liberal psychos turns out!
January 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM