woke - Stephen Smith:
woke - Stephen Smith:
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
her: could you imagine dating someone for a while and then finding out they sleep with their socks on
me: (sleeps with jeans on) ha ha yeah
her: could you imagine dating someone for a while and then finding out they sleep with their socks on
me: (sleeps with jeans on) ha ha yeah
Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."