ellie lockhart (she/they)
@eleanor.lockhart.contact
engineer living in Seattle (posts never represent employer). Transfem person (she/they), liberal, autistic. RTs not endorsements. Here to make friends & talk about Chris Nolan films. Anti-doomer. None of us are immune to the effects of social media.
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for the record, if you reply to my posts expressing that you think that maybe Trump is an invincible mastermind who can get away with anything, and I don't know you, I'll probably block
I'm gonna pin this so also, for the record, if I don't follow you, please do not take that personally
I'm gonna pin this so also, for the record, if I don't follow you, please do not take that personally
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a funny thing about the comments here is that people think that peoplesoft is the apex of oracle fuckery, and, my friends, i need to tell you that i am working on asset management software, peoplesoft fuckups are like little baby fuckups
every single software product that got acquired by oracle that i have worked on in my entire 20+ year career got *significantly* worse after oracle bought it, and this is a list that isn’t just one or two products, i can’t fucking wait for them to destroy tiktok
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
a funny thing about the comments here is that people think that peoplesoft is the apex of oracle fuckery, and, my friends, i need to tell you that i am working on asset management software, peoplesoft fuckups are like little baby fuckups
warframe is actually reverse Evangelion. you start out in a totally ruined world full of robot flesh zombies, you are a robot flesh zombie, then you eventually become a teenager
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
warframe is actually reverse Evangelion. you start out in a totally ruined world full of robot flesh zombies, you are a robot flesh zombie, then you eventually become a teenager
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I heard an Inquisitor was stabbed in the gut trying to save children from being trafficked by some Jedi hold- out cult just last week.
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I heard an Inquisitor was stabbed in the gut trying to save children from being trafficked by some Jedi hold- out cult just last week.
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a story to rival the illiad
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
a story to rival the illiad
is dril just a tim robinson character
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
is dril just a tim robinson character
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he looks like a troll. My god is really is just decaying in front of us
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 AM
he looks like a troll. My god is really is just decaying in front of us
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So I gotta ask. Why did you set Claude to write like dril?
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
So I gotta ask. Why did you set Claude to write like dril?
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anyway i forgot that i had set Claude to write like dril and just asked what was activated here and well
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
anyway i forgot that i had set Claude to write like dril and just asked what was activated here and well
Today while conducting a targeted interception near Mos Espa, Imperial stormtroopers were repeatedly harassed by crowds of moisture farmers. When one of the troopers moved to arrest a criminal terrorist droid, they were spat on, requiring deployment of high temperature moisture removal technology
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Today while conducting a targeted interception near Mos Espa, Imperial stormtroopers were repeatedly harassed by crowds of moisture farmers. When one of the troopers moved to arrest a criminal terrorist droid, they were spat on, requiring deployment of high temperature moisture removal technology
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You could have just said “The People of Minneapolis are cool as fuck.”
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
You could have just said “The People of Minneapolis are cool as fuck.”
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Damn man, the armed masked terror squad kidnapping children and murdering mothers got mocked during bathroom breaks.
The horror
The horror
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Damn man, the armed masked terror squad kidnapping children and murdering mothers got mocked during bathroom breaks.
The horror
The horror
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i am generally a little eye rolly about “general strike” calls, because, like, this shit is a lot more complicated than just saying the words on social media, but what’s going on in minneapolis looks — at least from the outside — like a really impressive act of solidarity
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 AM
i am generally a little eye rolly about “general strike” calls, because, like, this shit is a lot more complicated than just saying the words on social media, but what’s going on in minneapolis looks — at least from the outside — like a really impressive act of solidarity
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Why would you post instructions like this?
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Why would you post instructions like this?
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One nice thing about the Minnesota protests is that it's not run by grifters and frontrunners. Just authentic defense of one's community.
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
One nice thing about the Minnesota protests is that it's not run by grifters and frontrunners. Just authentic defense of one's community.
i dislike that i sometimes dislike myself
like, im pretty good about not disliking myself too much, if only by displacing self criticism onto “simulations” aka people i made up in my head to get mad at me
but tonight i dislike myself as of yesterday. only a little. it’s fine. just. why brain mean
like, im pretty good about not disliking myself too much, if only by displacing self criticism onto “simulations” aka people i made up in my head to get mad at me
but tonight i dislike myself as of yesterday. only a little. it’s fine. just. why brain mean
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i dislike that i sometimes dislike myself
like, im pretty good about not disliking myself too much, if only by displacing self criticism onto “simulations” aka people i made up in my head to get mad at me
but tonight i dislike myself as of yesterday. only a little. it’s fine. just. why brain mean
like, im pretty good about not disliking myself too much, if only by displacing self criticism onto “simulations” aka people i made up in my head to get mad at me
but tonight i dislike myself as of yesterday. only a little. it’s fine. just. why brain mean
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I will never forgive them for driving Sky off
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I will never forgive them for driving Sky off
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ATF raids on gun and alcohol manufacturers weekly. IRS takedowns of Megachurches for violating political restrictions on tax-exempt entities. Every Confederate monument replaced with one of a lineral minority women trailblazer or Union general, and every F-150 sized vehicle regulatorily banned
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
ATF raids on gun and alcohol manufacturers weekly. IRS takedowns of Megachurches for violating political restrictions on tax-exempt entities. Every Confederate monument replaced with one of a lineral minority women trailblazer or Union general, and every F-150 sized vehicle regulatorily banned
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That second car I was like “I don’t want to be paranoid like the Times says we are, it’s fine.” A few minutes later it’s still bugging me so I run the plates. And of course
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
That second car I was like “I don’t want to be paranoid like the Times says we are, it’s fine.” A few minutes later it’s still bugging me so I run the plates. And of course
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Driving home from doctor so I can change and go to bingo night at friend’s apartment: obvious ICE convoy on the highway.
Driving home from bingo night: random Explorer with “the look” and out of state plates. Checked it: confirmed ICE.
What’s this about me imagining ICE around every corner?
Driving home from bingo night: random Explorer with “the look” and out of state plates. Checked it: confirmed ICE.
What’s this about me imagining ICE around every corner?
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Driving home from doctor so I can change and go to bingo night at friend’s apartment: obvious ICE convoy on the highway.
Driving home from bingo night: random Explorer with “the look” and out of state plates. Checked it: confirmed ICE.
What’s this about me imagining ICE around every corner?
Driving home from bingo night: random Explorer with “the look” and out of state plates. Checked it: confirmed ICE.
What’s this about me imagining ICE around every corner?
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Boo hoo! The poor ICE agents are receiving a bit of payback! I hope they pee themselves because they cannot get into the bathrooms!
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Boo hoo! The poor ICE agents are receiving a bit of payback! I hope they pee themselves because they cannot get into the bathrooms!
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Notching a rare win: House passed spending bills with all anti-trans riders removed—no care bans, no school funding threats, nothing.
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
BREAKING: House Passes Spending Bills With All Anti-Trans Riders Stripped Out
Provisions targeting gender-affirming care and trans students were removed during negotiations. The bill now heads to the Senate
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Notching a rare win: House passed spending bills with all anti-trans riders removed—no care bans, no school funding threats, nothing.
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...