Tom
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It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.
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Little drummer boy: *drum solo*
Mary, having just given birth: great
Mary, having just given birth: great
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Little drummer boy: *drum solo*
Mary, having just given birth: great
Mary, having just given birth: great
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🎵deck my halls into pieces/this is my last noel🎵
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
🎵deck my halls into pieces/this is my last noel🎵
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Two houses both alike in diggity.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Two houses both alike in diggity.
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THE PRETENDERS: he’s gone two thousand miles
THE PROCLAIMERS: oh for fuck’s sake
THE PROCLAIMERS: oh for fuck’s sake
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
THE PRETENDERS: he’s gone two thousand miles
THE PROCLAIMERS: oh for fuck’s sake
THE PROCLAIMERS: oh for fuck’s sake
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
Put some Christmas music on while i was doing my wrapping and particularly enjoyed this one
Christmas Love
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December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Put some Christmas music on while i was doing my wrapping and particularly enjoyed this one
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
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I don't want no goddam "hang a shining star upon the highest bough"! I'm an "until then we'll have muddle through somehow" man!
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don't want no goddam "hang a shining star upon the highest bough"! I'm an "until then we'll have muddle through somehow" man!
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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![a group chat:
Neil Josten: "i'm so sad that you guys don't live in the ct/ny area so you don't know what good pizza is"
Aaron Minyard: "i just got into a car crash will you shut the fuck up for once?"
"i'm dealing with much bigger fucking issues"
[Neil Josten removed Aaron Minyard from the conversation.]
Neil Josten: "like just the crust is so much different"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreievuwm3r5swj4fxdvhcdu2tpj4uzk7hqvauk6wxclvdi6as2orhcq@jpeg)
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Funny to imagine the alternative universe where we all had a good time celebrating the 30th anniversary of Father Ted this year, there was a okay musical that played in the West End for a few months and we have Linehan muted on Bluesky cause well, he was always annoying regardless
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Funny to imagine the alternative universe where we all had a good time celebrating the 30th anniversary of Father Ted this year, there was a okay musical that played in the West End for a few months and we have Linehan muted on Bluesky cause well, he was always annoying regardless
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THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS
Tonight Stekkjastaur, the first of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the sheep shed to drink milk from the ewes.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS
🎶 Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden 🎶
Warhammer 40,000 fans think they know the new Total War game set to be announced at The Game Awards. https://bit.ly/4q6ZDTW
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🎶 Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden 🎶
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Been thinking about how good The Peter Serafinowicz Show was & this is such a good sketch. At least 4 lines from this have made it into the family catchphrase bank (MINI MINCE PIES; Proncess Dyahnah; it's BETTER than a box; SOMEBODY CALL NINE HUNDRED & NINETY NINE) www.youtube.com/watch?v=faM-...
Christmas with Brian Butterfield - The Peter Serafinowicz Show | Absolute Jokes
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December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Been thinking about how good The Peter Serafinowicz Show was & this is such a good sketch. At least 4 lines from this have made it into the family catchphrase bank (MINI MINCE PIES; Proncess Dyahnah; it's BETTER than a box; SOMEBODY CALL NINE HUNDRED & NINETY NINE) www.youtube.com/watch?v=faM-...
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Very excited to announce this. I hope you can join me then.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Very excited to announce this. I hope you can join me then.
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth