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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
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Don't lie, we've all had baby goats wearing sweaters on our minds at least once.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Don't lie, we've all had baby goats wearing sweaters on our minds at least once.
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
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I thought I'd get an early start, carving the turkey. 🔪🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I thought I'd get an early start, carving the turkey. 🔪🦃
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
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a potato salad that "breaks all the rules"
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
a potato salad that "breaks all the rules"
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I will say again that it has been just *beyond* hammered home for me that not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an economic and sociopolitical order that actively rewards avarice, incompetence, unkindness, dishonesty.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I will say again that it has been just *beyond* hammered home for me that not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an economic and sociopolitical order that actively rewards avarice, incompetence, unkindness, dishonesty.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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I painted a cat in a drawer. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I painted a cat in a drawer. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: tinyurl.com/yc3twhwy
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: tinyurl.com/yc3twhwy
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WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
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putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread
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Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all.
Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.
Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all.
Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.
Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points