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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Perfect. 10/10. No notes.

I am a hater, yes.
Bella decided to be a fur-coat-wearing asshole in the cold this morning
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I'm going to bed
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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INSTANT REVIEW - EAGLES 10, PACKERS 7:
today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"that was so stupid" gosh seems like the packers and their genius coach should have won easily then oh well
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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i love that they tried to beat the team that does the tush push with a shotgun handoff and fourth and ballgame
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every once in a great while, I get something right
The whole “deploy the military to Chicago” is even more nonsensical when you consider the timing.

It’s almost fall! It’s not the middle of a long, hot summer when tempers are ready to flare.

Get ready to deal with lots of drunk Bears fans on Sundays and a polar vortex (or five), I guess.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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.@ourand.bsky.social clears up why both NBC and Fox are using "Roundball Rock" this season.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Santa Clara is a damn wagon hop on
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Just absurd.
Victor Wembanyama has his SIXTH career game with 5+ threes & 5+ blocks, extending his record for most such games in NBA history.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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nick sirianni vs. matt lafleur
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Monday Night Dycheball
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Of course, both of these apply to the current crop of Republican fascist nihilists.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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1776 huh? 🇺🇲
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Expected Santa Clara to give Xavier problems, but not like this.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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the Stud is back
Even ESPN plus getting in on the act
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I guess you can no longer put MNF in multiview in the ESPN Apple TV app. The hell?
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The Brewers are a natural landing spot for someone associated with shipwrecks
Fun fact: Edmund Fitzgerald was a founding partner of the Milwaukee Brewers. The freighter as named for his father.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM