Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
I am a hater, yes.
I am a hater, yes.
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Wait, people give a shit when it comes to *continuity* re: Bond? What the fuck? If they went full continuity, he'd be 95 years old now and caught an STI in every decade going back to the '50s. Do the Simpsons not aging bother them too?
He's fictional, you dolts.
He's fictional, you dolts.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wait, people give a shit when it comes to *continuity* re: Bond? What the fuck? If they went full continuity, he'd be 95 years old now and caught an STI in every decade going back to the '50s. Do the Simpsons not aging bother them too?
He's fictional, you dolts.
He's fictional, you dolts.
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"Hot singles in your area" just means your roommate is making grilled cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Hot singles in your area" just means your roommate is making grilled cheese.
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The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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Because you'll freeze and the Chicagoans will love it and laugh at you.
famous rule of war: never march on Chicago in the winter
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Because you'll freeze and the Chicagoans will love it and laugh at you.
But I thought avocado toast was a luxury
*This* is the data the WH is using. 😂
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
“DoorDash’s claim is based on the company’s “Breakfast Basics Index,” which is made up of the price of four items: three eggs, a glass of milk, a bagel, and an avocado.”
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Team Uses DoorDash Data to Claim They Beat Inflation
Members of Donald Trump’s team are arguing that lower costs for breakfast indicate an improving economy.
www.yahoo.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
But I thought avocado toast was a luxury
No. Next question
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No. Next question
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Chicago winters are rough. A “seasonal foreign fighter presence” is what they used to call this when the Taliban and al-Qaida took a similar approach to eastern Afghanistan.
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
U.S. Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino, fellow agents expected to leave Chicago soon
Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin insists “we aren’t leaving Chicago,” but the feds' immigration campaign is expected to begin winding down. However, one source said they could b...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Chicago winters are rough. A “seasonal foreign fighter presence” is what they used to call this when the Taliban and al-Qaida took a similar approach to eastern Afghanistan.
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great question from meta ai on someone’s picture with their parents
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
great question from meta ai on someone’s picture with their parents
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I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
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Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
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Weird. Thought the only people scared of Charlotte were part of the Miami Hurricanes football program
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Weird. Thought the only people scared of Charlotte were part of the Miami Hurricanes football program
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Nice hat 🙄
I appreciate vice signaling.
I appreciate vice signaling.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nice hat 🙄
I appreciate vice signaling.
I appreciate vice signaling.
This is the Sunday-holiday-Monday-morning-ish Tuesday morning ever.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is the Sunday-holiday-Monday-morning-ish Tuesday morning ever.
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That’s a whole lot of money to spend to look this bad lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That’s a whole lot of money to spend to look this bad lmao
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at roughly this time 107 years ago, this man died trying tell his buddies that it was almost soup time. if you're having soup today, remember his sacrifice
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
at roughly this time 107 years ago, this man died trying tell his buddies that it was almost soup time. if you're having soup today, remember his sacrifice
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MBK: Couple matinees today, and THREE ranked vs. ranked games tonight. All times ET.
Kentucky at Louisville (8pm, ESPN)
Texas Tech at Illinois (9pm, FS1)
Creighton at Gonzaga (10pm, ESPN)
www.mattsarzsports.com/schedule/bas...
Kentucky at Louisville (8pm, ESPN)
Texas Tech at Illinois (9pm, FS1)
Creighton at Gonzaga (10pm, ESPN)
www.mattsarzsports.com/schedule/bas...
Matt's College Sports on TV
Since 2005, college football and men's college basketball television & webcast schedules.
www.mattsarzsports.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MBK: Couple matinees today, and THREE ranked vs. ranked games tonight. All times ET.
Kentucky at Louisville (8pm, ESPN)
Texas Tech at Illinois (9pm, FS1)
Creighton at Gonzaga (10pm, ESPN)
www.mattsarzsports.com/schedule/bas...
Kentucky at Louisville (8pm, ESPN)
Texas Tech at Illinois (9pm, FS1)
Creighton at Gonzaga (10pm, ESPN)
www.mattsarzsports.com/schedule/bas...
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Bella decided to be a fur-coat-wearing asshole in the cold this morning
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bella decided to be a fur-coat-wearing asshole in the cold this morning
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INSTANT REVIEW - EAGLES 10, PACKERS 7:
today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.
today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
INSTANT REVIEW - EAGLES 10, PACKERS 7:
today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.
today I walked by a guy who was loudly bemoaning how the Giants absolutely had the win in hand against the Bears. like two hours later Brian Daboll got fired. go birds.
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"that was so stupid" gosh seems like the packers and their genius coach should have won easily then oh well
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"that was so stupid" gosh seems like the packers and their genius coach should have won easily then oh well
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
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i love that they tried to beat the team that does the tush push with a shotgun handoff and fourth and ballgame
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i love that they tried to beat the team that does the tush push with a shotgun handoff and fourth and ballgame