Nemo. 🎄🦆🎄
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Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
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Muppets comedy doesn’t require a huge production budget. It also doesn’t have to be cranked to 11 to deliver solid comedy beats *if* you can deliver them through strongly defined characters. You can watch this & instantly know & laugh at these character types in a sketch...
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Muppets comedy doesn’t require a huge production budget. It also doesn’t have to be cranked to 11 to deliver solid comedy beats *if* you can deliver them through strongly defined characters. You can watch this & instantly know & laugh at these character types in a sketch...
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A crow flew nearby. “Hello, Crow,” shouted Toad.
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
A crow flew nearby. “Hello, Crow,” shouted Toad.
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Imagine having your parents brutally murdered and then having to do this because the fucking President of the United States is so disgusting.
Colin and Sophie Hortman, the children of Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, are asking Trump to remove the false posts about their parents' killing:
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Imagine having your parents brutally murdered and then having to do this because the fucking President of the United States is so disgusting.
*Will Anderson Jr.'s eyes go completely black the second Steelers-Ravens ended, and he wasn't even watching*
Spinzone: The Steelers offense vs the Texans defense is gonna be very funny
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
*Will Anderson Jr.'s eyes go completely black the second Steelers-Ravens ended, and he wasn't even watching*
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i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust
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You gotta be fuckin kidding me
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You gotta be fuckin kidding me
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quoth the raven: couldn't score
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
quoth the raven: couldn't score
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Fire Harbaugh.
Fire Harbaugh.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Fire Harbaugh.
Fire Harbaugh.
See? All good. He's locked it down.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
See? All good. He's locked it down.
WHAT A CATCH. SCARED THE DOG. (HE LIKES BALL, HE UNDERSTANDS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT FIDEL.)
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
WHAT A CATCH. SCARED THE DOG. (HE LIKES BALL, HE UNDERSTANDS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT FIDEL.)
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they’re rebranding wartime rape
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
they’re rebranding wartime rape
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Neither of these defenses will see heaven
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Neither of these defenses will see heaven
P.S. fuck it, Opening Day is closer than you think.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
P.S. fuck it, Opening Day is closer than you think.
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Cannot believe this
Realized when I woke up today that the Steelers are losing to Shedeur today but it'll be fine because they'll beat the Ravens next week when Zay Flowers drops the winning touchdown with no defenders within 10 yards of him
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Cannot believe this
Now, please end Captain Pretentious Bullshit right here and let us all enjoy the Playoffs, please Baltimore?
God damn the Steelers, getting me to root for the fucking Ravens. Gross.
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Now, please end Captain Pretentious Bullshit right here and let us all enjoy the Playoffs, please Baltimore?
God damn the Steelers, getting me to root for the fucking Ravens. Gross.
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
God damn the Steelers, getting me to root for the fucking Ravens. Gross.
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The Jets ended the season with 0 interceptions, a first in NFL history.
Interceptions became a stat in 1932
The jet airplane was invented in 1939
The Jets broke a record that predates their mascot's existence.
Interceptions became a stat in 1932
The jet airplane was invented in 1939
The Jets broke a record that predates their mascot's existence.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The Jets ended the season with 0 interceptions, a first in NFL history.
Interceptions became a stat in 1932
The jet airplane was invented in 1939
The Jets broke a record that predates their mascot's existence.
Interceptions became a stat in 1932
The jet airplane was invented in 1939
The Jets broke a record that predates their mascot's existence.
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last night of the holiday
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
last night of the holiday
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honestly very funny that one of the teams tied at 8-9 in the NFC South wins the division and goes to the playoffs and another fired their coach and GM
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
honestly very funny that one of the teams tied at 8-9 in the NFC South wins the division and goes to the playoffs and another fired their coach and GM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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If you complain about Tulane making the college football playoff, this must make you vomit for seven hours on sight. Like you're probably in the hospital right now
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
If you complain about Tulane making the college football playoff, this must make you vomit for seven hours on sight. Like you're probably in the hospital right now
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From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.