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saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
on a thread talking about rasslers who served and Paul bearer being a sergeant is always wild
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
see, ULL cant even have the best scrap in the state
After a fight during last Saturday's conference game, the SWAC issues $65,000 in fines ($40k to Grambling St, $25k to Bethune-Cookman) and suspends 27 players (18 from Grambling, 9 from B-CU), with 25 players suspended for one game with 3 suspended for two.

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November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
statues everywhere

your state gets hit by a hurricane? statue if you want relief funds
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Matty y was just a pervert
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the only good Star Wars is this specific page from Gillen, i will not be taking any questions or comments
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
had to happen but the gm may be a bigger issue
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
/looks at his dad

...I mean
Bro, Sun God being a maga wellness influencer was not something I pictured happening.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social congrats to your son
JORVORSKIE LANE JR
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Davis Mills has 5 wins in his career and 3 of them are against Trevor Lawrence
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
happy anniversary to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"hi i'm a book reviewer and i've been requested to review Berserk-"
YOU FOOL
"Specifically the Golden Age arc"
YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
*las vegas intensifies*
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
DUAL THREAT DAVIS MILLS
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NO PLAYS, ONLY FLAGS
jaguars/texans preparing to get v stupid (Davis mills 2 minute drill)
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
jaguars/texans preparing to get v stupid (Davis mills 2 minute drill)
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
so why isn't Jameis the backup
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Jets were inspired by wisconsin and won with 169 yards of offense
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
smol bean baker showed up cuz the opponent has a pulse
Bucs: doesn't matter because it's the NFC South but Fraud Watch for January
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Giants are gonna blow due to dart getting hurt huh
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Under Sonny Cumbie, LaTech is:

3-20 on the road
4-14 in one score games
1-3 against FCS callups in year 1 of transition
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
TROLLING LIKE A FOX
at this point he's trolling. he has to be
mike mcdaniel had called a timeout. there are 15:00 minutes left in the first quarter
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Jets have 14 points and 1 passing yard. incredible team
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Durex running condom ads in China with league of legends players is wild
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
well shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM