Chocotaco, Independent Champion
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saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
the Whipped Cancer's Ass special
i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
the Whipped Cancer's Ass special
Robert Kraft in the Lettermans jacket so he can go back to a time when him getting handjobs wasn't such an issue
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Robert Kraft in the Lettermans jacket so he can go back to a time when him getting handjobs wasn't such an issue
Morgan Moses still out here good for him
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Morgan Moses still out here good for him
as someone living in texas, it is being underreported how funny it would be for the texans to make a conference title game more recently than the cowboys
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
as someone living in texas, it is being underreported how funny it would be for the texans to make a conference title game more recently than the cowboys
the IDW transformers run cooked hard at times, Optimus Prime says kill all kings
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the IDW transformers run cooked hard at times, Optimus Prime says kill all kings
have conquered the whataburger drive thru via the secret "use the second lane" technique
January 18, 2026 at 6:56 AM
have conquered the whataburger drive thru via the secret "use the second lane" technique
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bo nix and sam darnold have more playoff wins than justin herbert
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
bo nix and sam darnold have more playoff wins than justin herbert
do you know how badly his ankle has to be shattered for an nfl medical staff to actually rule him out for a conference championship game
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
do you know how badly his ankle has to be shattered for an nfl medical staff to actually rule him out for a conference championship game
TEXANS PLZ
Broncos QB Bo Nix is out for the rest of the season after breaking a bone in his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game against the Bills, Sean Payton announced.
Jarrett Stidham will start against the winner of Texans-Patriots next Sunday.
Jarrett Stidham will start against the winner of Texans-Patriots next Sunday.
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
TEXANS PLZ
Harbaugh getting 20 mil a year? titans and Cardinals gasping for air
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Harbaugh getting 20 mil a year? titans and Cardinals gasping for air
job stinks *and* pays like shit? wut u doing kev
The Titans will have second interviews with Matt Nagy, Jeff Hafley and Kevin Stefanski this upcoming week, per source.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
job stinks *and* pays like shit? wut u doing kev
Asami waiting for the phone to ring from Audition. Bag scene is more cinematic but Asami silently sitting next to the phone gave you all the character you needed.
What's a horror movie scene that stays with you viscerally?
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Asami waiting for the phone to ring from Audition. Bag scene is more cinematic but Asami silently sitting next to the phone gave you all the character you needed.
the nfl's oldest and youngest franchises
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the nfl's oldest and youngest franchises
funniest outcome this weekend is Darnold gets stealth benched and Seattle wins with Drew Lock at QB
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
funniest outcome this weekend is Darnold gets stealth benched and Seattle wins with Drew Lock at QB
you can get schoen fired but you cant do shit about the nepobabies in the front office
There's still no deal between the Giants and John Harbaugh. It's hard not to think the issue relates to how much power he'll have, relative to G.M. Joe Schoen.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Report: Giants, John Harbaugh are "working through organizational and operational issues"
Nearly two days later, there's still no deal.
www.nbcsports.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
you can get schoen fired but you cant do shit about the nepobabies in the front office
Evidently Miami got real nervous and threw the bag at Darien Mensah?
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Evidently Miami got real nervous and threw the bag at Darien Mensah?
wait, Dodgers signed kyle Tucker too? for 60m a year?
that... seems aggressive
that... seems aggressive
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
wait, Dodgers signed kyle Tucker too? for 60m a year?
that... seems aggressive
that... seems aggressive
are you trying to turn louisiana blue
ICE is being reported at the Dong Phuong Bakery in New Orleans East - Willow Brook.
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
are you trying to turn louisiana blue
stop making me root for disney's lawyers
I have seen so many good comics projects on Kickstarter not make their goal and my fear is that if this shit gets funded I will become a raving lunatic.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
stop making me root for disney's lawyers
Wait, Harbaugh to the Giants happened overnight?
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Wait, Harbaugh to the Giants happened overnight?
if one more podcast references the goddamn substation next to Levi Stadium, i'm going to scream
January 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
if one more podcast references the goddamn substation next to Levi Stadium, i'm going to scream
the dante moore discourse illustrates a fundamental refusal to understand that the 5 star QB doesn't have the same priorities and lack of self-confidence as late 30s sportswriters.
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
the dante moore discourse illustrates a fundamental refusal to understand that the 5 star QB doesn't have the same priorities and lack of self-confidence as late 30s sportswriters.
1. Geoff Johns writing for marvel is still weird (though reprinting his avengers run makes sense now)
2. BENDIS WRITING MILES
3. Meltzer's writing the main story? As his marvel debut? wat
2. BENDIS WRITING MILES
3. Meltzer's writing the main story? As his marvel debut? wat
Marvel's Web-Slinging Wall-Crawler Joins Forces with DC's Man of Tomorrow in New 'Spider-Man/Superman' Crossover Comic
'Spider-Man/Superman,' an all-new Marvel/DC crossover one-shot featuring stories by Brad Meltzer, Pepe Larraz, Brian Michael Bendis, Geoff Johns, Jason Aaron, Russell Dauterman, and more superstar tal...
www.marvel.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
1. Geoff Johns writing for marvel is still weird (though reprinting his avengers run makes sense now)
2. BENDIS WRITING MILES
3. Meltzer's writing the main story? As his marvel debut? wat
2. BENDIS WRITING MILES
3. Meltzer's writing the main story? As his marvel debut? wat
THIS BUSINESS
just discovered the name of Trish Adora's finishing move and can't stop laughing
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
THIS BUSINESS