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saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
unfortunately these lads are matched against a future uga transfer, qb with two first names
TUCKER KILCREASE
GOOSE CROWDER
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
cant believe the mlb awards are fatassist
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
oh my are they doing the Death of Lex Luthor (by mark waid)

cuz that would be neat
Brainiac will be the villain in ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’

In theaters on July 9, 2027.

(Source: www.thewrap.com/man-of-tomor...)
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
TUCKER KILCREASE
GOOSE CROWDER
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
makes sense, mickey already has the wrong number of fingers
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
amazon became the new cinemax so slowly etc.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
also KOC already dropping Cooper Flagg bust takes, WERE SO BACK

/readies False Flagg slander
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
cannot overstate how awesome it is for memes that the best nba rookie rn is named coward

hope he gets the same jersey swap game Gradey Dick got
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
very thorough article on the pitch tipping deal and how off clase was on said first pitches

www.theringer.com/2025/11/10/m...
If Pitches Are Fixed, Baseball Is Broken
The prop-betting scandal surrounding Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz is a threat to MLB and a warning sign for sports
www.theringer.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
To fully cover the insanity, Nikola Jokic, a 3x MVP, is currently averaging:

best 2pt% of career
tied for best 3pt%
2nd best FT%

leads nba in rebounds, assists, and true shooting % (which is 20% higher than league average)
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Jokic is 101/129 on 2pt shots this season.
Covered a lot of basketball in person. I saw the Paige Bueckers 44-burger earlier this year. This Nikola Jokic 52-11-6 performance through 3 quarters is the most dominant one I've seen. And it ain't close. This is an ass whooping.
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
annual security training for client includes a section on spotting deepfakes and there's a story there
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
marvel and dc just surprise dropping thor/shazam and flash/fantastic four crossovers on digital, neat
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
2025 UMass is something special. Out of 136 FBS teams:

136th in PPG
131st in Points allowed
121st in passing yards
132nd in rushing yards
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
still wild that Pat Narduzzi just went out and said the notre dame game doesn't matter at all
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@olliemcclellan.bsky.social please tell me you are aware of Draymond going to war with KOC on Threads and bringing up KOC's Killian Hayes for #1 pick taek.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you say this and yet miss crossing routes, walk the walk michael
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
classifying everything i like as the troops because stolen valor is rad in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
they kept the two cigars yesssssssssssssss
Introducing Smoker - New trailer for One Piece Season 2
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
you have to sit through 30 minutes of Klosterman's horrid Nico Harrison taeks but about 1:20 in, Simmons actually sincerely discusses why he doesn't write anymore and how sad he is that he's basically lost the ability via atrophy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6dF...
Nico’s Gone, Iconic Bad Trades, and Baseball’s Comeback | The Bill Simmons Podcast
YouTube video by Bill Simmons
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
get that playoff shit outta here, 1st place maction fight tonight
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
/sees who called into Macafee today and Theo Von on gameday

so i'm just gonna have to avoid sports bars for the next week huh
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And Travis Hunter is out for the year with an LCL surgery. NFL iron man ain't a thing for a reason
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
on a thread talking about rasslers who served and Paul bearer being a sergeant is always wild
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM