Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
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Finally, the Falcons are once again pacing to finish with a negative point differential. They haven't had a positive one since 2017, and they've only managed it twice in the past 13 seasons
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finally, the Falcons are once again pacing to finish with a negative point differential. They haven't had a positive one since 2017, and they've only managed it twice in the past 13 seasons
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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This is so insane. #MedicareForAllNOW
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is so insane. #MedicareForAllNOW
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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Not going to let the Senate Democrats ruin my Sunday night. That’s the job of overwhelming anxiety about the coming week ahead.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not going to let the Senate Democrats ruin my Sunday night. That’s the job of overwhelming anxiety about the coming week ahead.
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Trump is in the booth talking to Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma during Lions-Commanders and it is absolutely disgusting to see them normalizing this shitbeast
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump is in the booth talking to Kenny Albert and Jonathan Vilma during Lions-Commanders and it is absolutely disgusting to see them normalizing this shitbeast
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The funniest thing in football is when a coach down like 38-7 will cover his mouth with his play sheet as though he's worried the opponent will steal his play calls that are doing so well
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The funniest thing in football is when a coach down like 38-7 will cover his mouth with his play sheet as though he's worried the opponent will steal his play calls that are doing so well
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I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
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in the last two weeks the Chicago Bears have defeated Joe Flacco and Russell Wilson in close battles. next Sunday they will defeat the Egyptian god Anubis as he takes the field for the Minnesota Vikings.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
in the last two weeks the Chicago Bears have defeated Joe Flacco and Russell Wilson in close battles. next Sunday they will defeat the Egyptian god Anubis as he takes the field for the Minnesota Vikings.
I contacted Warnock and Ossoff. I am especially worried about Ossoff since he's up for reelection
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I contacted Warnock and Ossoff. I am especially worried about Ossoff since he's up for reelection
I sincerely love to see it
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I sincerely love to see it
Things I’ve learned visiting Minneapolis:
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Things I’ve learned visiting Minneapolis:
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
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Embarrassing third down and passing game performances. Humiliating run defense. Excruciating special teams play. The Falcons had it all in Berlin, and the miracle is that they managed to play a good Colts team close despite it all
Still, an overtime loss
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Still, an overtime loss
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Falcons - Colts instant recap: Katastrophe in Germany
The Falcons played the Colts tough for a long time, but mistakes caught up to them in a major way.
www.thefalcoholic.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Embarrassing third down and passing game performances. Humiliating run defense. Excruciating special teams play. The Falcons had it all in Berlin, and the miracle is that they managed to play a good Colts team close despite it all
Still, an overtime loss
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Still, an overtime loss
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
The Falcons were ahead when I parked my rental car and by the time I got to my room they’d blown it. I just…ugh
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Falcons were ahead when I parked my rental car and by the time I got to my room they’d blown it. I just…ugh
Today I learned that Ravens fans REALLY travel. My flight from Midway to MSP is packed with them!
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Today I learned that Ravens fans REALLY travel. My flight from Midway to MSP is packed with them!
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I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
I haven't been able to get my adderall refilled this month and that means, on top of my brain being so goddamned loud all the time, my current intrusive thoughts are uncontrollable and all about whether or not my flights are getting canceled tomorrow, super super fun stuff
AMERICAN AIRLINES SAYS 12,000 CUSTOMERS HAD FLIGHTS CANCELED FRIDAY UNDER FAA REQUIRED REDUCTIONS
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I haven't been able to get my adderall refilled this month and that means, on top of my brain being so goddamned loud all the time, my current intrusive thoughts are uncontrollable and all about whether or not my flights are getting canceled tomorrow, super super fun stuff
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your Fairway Home mortgage has been acquired by Better Dot Com which is now owned by Mr. Cooper which is now powered by Rocket Mortgage which is now fiscally reporting to First Federal Bank which is a proud partner of New American Funding which is a joint subsidiary of Capitalism Fucking Sucks
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
your Fairway Home mortgage has been acquired by Better Dot Com which is now owned by Mr. Cooper which is now powered by Rocket Mortgage which is now fiscally reporting to First Federal Bank which is a proud partner of New American Funding which is a joint subsidiary of Capitalism Fucking Sucks
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
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One of the most surprising results on Tuesday night happened in the Gem City, where a socialist-backed insurgent upset the 78-year-old “Mayor Grab Ass.”
It wouldn’t have been possible if establishment Democrats had succeeded in backstabbing her in 2021.
www.rooster.info/p/shenise-tu...
It wouldn’t have been possible if establishment Democrats had succeeded in backstabbing her in 2021.
www.rooster.info/p/shenise-tu...
Socialist-backed insurgent defeats Mayor Grab Ass... in Dayton!?
Dayton Mayor-Elect Shenise Turner-Sloss continued to embarrass the Gem City political establishment on Tuesday night.
www.rooster.info
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
One of the most surprising results on Tuesday night happened in the Gem City, where a socialist-backed insurgent upset the 78-year-old “Mayor Grab Ass.”
It wouldn’t have been possible if establishment Democrats had succeeded in backstabbing her in 2021.
www.rooster.info/p/shenise-tu...
It wouldn’t have been possible if establishment Democrats had succeeded in backstabbing her in 2021.
www.rooster.info/p/shenise-tu...
If you're tailgating before Ravens-Vikings on Sunday and you want to play In-5 trivia with @sbnation.bsky.social, let me know where we can find you!
Do Commanders fans REALLY know about their team? We put them to the test with SB Nation's In-5 trivia! 👀
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you're tailgating before Ravens-Vikings on Sunday and you want to play In-5 trivia with @sbnation.bsky.social, let me know where we can find you!
Some of the worst people in America actively tried to help the guy which makes RFK Jr's mad dash outta there even crazier
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Some of the worst people in America actively tried to help the guy which makes RFK Jr's mad dash outta there even crazier
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Praying for Marshawn Kneeland's girlfriend, family, friends, and loved ones.
This is beyond devastating. www.bloggingtheboys.com/dallas-cowbo...
This is beyond devastating. www.bloggingtheboys.com/dallas-cowbo...
Dallas Cowboys announce passing of Marshawn Kneeland at 24 years old
The Dallas Cowboys announced the passing of Marshawn Kneeland. He was 24 years old.
www.bloggingtheboys.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Praying for Marshawn Kneeland's girlfriend, family, friends, and loved ones.
This is beyond devastating. www.bloggingtheboys.com/dallas-cowbo...
This is beyond devastating. www.bloggingtheboys.com/dallas-cowbo...
I was waiting to meet with @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social and apparently Google Meet was taking detailed notes while I talked to my dog:
'Jeanna Kelley engaged in affectionate personal interaction using terms like "Bubba" and "little cutie"'
'Jeanna Kelley engaged in affectionate personal interaction using terms like "Bubba" and "little cutie"'
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I was waiting to meet with @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social and apparently Google Meet was taking detailed notes while I talked to my dog:
'Jeanna Kelley engaged in affectionate personal interaction using terms like "Bubba" and "little cutie"'
'Jeanna Kelley engaged in affectionate personal interaction using terms like "Bubba" and "little cutie"'