Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
22/22 no notes
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
22/22 no notes
Last December and early January my dad was dying and every day was one of the worst days of my life and I am delighted to inform you we’re making much better memories this holiday season. Merry Christmas friends
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Last December and early January my dad was dying and every day was one of the worst days of my life and I am delighted to inform you we’re making much better memories this holiday season. Merry Christmas friends
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for a city that burned down, Portland doesn’t look too bad
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
for a city that burned down, Portland doesn’t look too bad
Looks like Santa read Mark Cuban’s skeets
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looks like Santa read Mark Cuban’s skeets
Important holiday note: You don’t owe shitty people your time, energy or kindness, even if they’re related to you.
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Important holiday note: You don’t owe shitty people your time, energy or kindness, even if they’re related to you.
If I were a blue state governor I would be pushing the state legislative body to establish a federal tax escrow account and withhold their state's tax dollars from the federal government until the federal government stops using taxpayer money to fund crimes and fascism.
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If I were a blue state governor I would be pushing the state legislative body to establish a federal tax escrow account and withhold their state's tax dollars from the federal government until the federal government stops using taxpayer money to fund crimes and fascism.
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very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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The Peanut Punch is one of the most influential plays in NFL history
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Peanut Punch is one of the most influential plays in NFL history
Man, I HATE to see that for Walter Nolen.
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Man, I HATE to see that for Walter Nolen.
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from the city that gave you malice at the palace, i would be stunned if this isn’t the fafo at ford field
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
from the city that gave you malice at the palace, i would be stunned if this isn’t the fafo at ford field
And of course the XP got blocked 😂
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And of course the XP got blocked 😂
This is not something I say often about the 2025 Falcons offense but goddamn that play design on the Pitts TD really was beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is not something I say often about the 2025 Falcons offense but goddamn that play design on the Pitts TD really was beautiful
"Poetry in motion" really is the right description for Bijan Robinson's timing and anticipation
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Poetry in motion" really is the right description for Bijan Robinson's timing and anticipation
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1- captain
2- peregrine
3- millennium
4- Sam Wilson [ mcu ]
5- Kyle Pitts
2- peregrine
3- millennium
4- Sam Wilson [ mcu ]
5- Kyle Pitts
Can you name 5 Falcons? @falcfans.bsky.social can
As is his right and sacred custom, @falcfans.bsky.social delivers five Falcons to watch in an NFC showdown between our beloved (?) birds and the Cardinals
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
1- captain
2- peregrine
3- millennium
4- Sam Wilson [ mcu ]
5- Kyle Pitts
2- peregrine
3- millennium
4- Sam Wilson [ mcu ]
5- Kyle Pitts
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How do we get steven miller to take up boxing
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How do we get steven miller to take up boxing
Can you name 5 Falcons? @falcfans.bsky.social can
As is his right and sacred custom, @falcfans.bsky.social delivers five Falcons to watch in an NFC showdown between our beloved (?) birds and the Cardinals
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Intriguing players to watch in Falcons vs. Cardinals
These five have to take flight for Atlanta to thrive today.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can you name 5 Falcons? @falcfans.bsky.social can
I’m starting to come around to the idea of shitass far-right influencers taking up combat sports. Get every single one of them into the ring asap
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m starting to come around to the idea of shitass far-right influencers taking up combat sports. Get every single one of them into the ring asap
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every playoff game is on a different drug
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
every playoff game is on a different drug
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the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the zoom out was 🤌
Miami-Texas A&M is somehow simultaneously the best and the worst game I’ve ever seen in my life
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Miami-Texas A&M is somehow simultaneously the best and the worst game I’ve ever seen in my life
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I don’t love combat sports but I truly don’t mind seeing a Paul brother getting his ass beat
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don’t love combat sports but I truly don’t mind seeing a Paul brother getting his ass beat