I skeet for the unmoisturized whites who won’t stop asking me how my skin looks like this at age 49 lmao

$29k on this terrible fit and he couldn’t spend like $25 extra on a fabric steamer? Why did he pay $1000 for shorts that cost $12 at Walmart? I’m probably too old to understand the appeal of Labubus but I REALLY don’t understand the appeal of them here

“We thought you was a toad” is a line that has been living in my head rent free for years now

Finally, the Falcons are once again pacing to finish with a negative point differential. They haven't had a positive one since 2017, and they've only managed it twice in the past 13 seasons

I have only seen a couple of highlights from this one so far, and I only caught a few minutes of it on the radio in real time because of work ... and why did I immediately blame Z Rob when I found out they blew it

It was kinda thriving last Tuesday!

Welcome to the good old USA! 😭

I was at the mercy of what games I could find on my hotel TV and that little fandango made me turn off the TV altogether and take a nap lmao

I get why he'd be professional/polite since he's literally at his job, but that handshake was way above and beyond professional and polite.

Oh cool now they’re just letting him lie about the economy