Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
Someone should tell the Times that A CHILD is not capable of “having sex with powerful men” because THAT IS ACTUALLY RAPE.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Someone should tell the Times that A CHILD is not capable of “having sex with powerful men” because THAT IS ACTUALLY RAPE.
I keep thinking they're chanting "SEC" in Foxboro lol
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I keep thinking they're chanting "SEC" in Foxboro lol
If you're in the market for a stopgap Kirk Cousins kind of guy, can I interest you in an actual Kirk Cousins?
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you're in the market for a stopgap Kirk Cousins kind of guy, can I interest you in an actual Kirk Cousins?
You can probably figure out how confident I am in the Falcons right now by reading what I wrote here. Take our survey and let’s see how low we can go I guess
How confident are you in the future of the Atlanta Falcons after Sunday’s heartbreaking OT loss to the Colts in Germany? https://www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falcons-scores-results/89068/win-loss-record-indianapolis-colts-berlin-germany-fan-confidence
How confident are you in the Falcons after Sunday’s international embarrassment of a loss?
How confident are you in the future of the Atlanta Falcons after Sunday’s heartbreaking OT loss to the Colts in Germany?
www.thefalcoholic.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You can probably figure out how confident I am in the Falcons right now by reading what I wrote here. Take our survey and let’s see how low we can go I guess
the NFL is softer than a kitten for this one www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Documents: NFL wants union to stop report cards
The NFL filed a grievance against the NFL Players Association, asking the union to stop its annual team report cards, according to documents obtained by ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the NFL is softer than a kitten for this one www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
This country really has a president who, according to the most notorious pedophile in US history, is the worst person said pedophile ever met. Idk about you but I'm really fucking tired of all this "winning"
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This country really has a president who, according to the most notorious pedophile in US history, is the worst person said pedophile ever met. Idk about you but I'm really fucking tired of all this "winning"
Mitch has my strongest recommendation. He's an excellent reporter, writer, and a multi-tool player. If you want a dedicated teammate who can write about anything, gets exclusives, and excels in all facets of multi-media journalism, hire Mitch.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Mitch has my strongest recommendation. He's an excellent reporter, writer, and a multi-tool player. If you want a dedicated teammate who can write about anything, gets exclusives, and excels in all facets of multi-media journalism, hire Mitch.
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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we gotta clear some room on the shelf so
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
we gotta clear some room on the shelf so
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
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Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein wrote a letter to the Republican Women's Caucus.
Every member of Congress -- and all Americans -- should hear what these women have to say.
We need to release the files.
Every member of Congress -- and all Americans -- should hear what these women have to say.
We need to release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein wrote a letter to the Republican Women's Caucus.
Every member of Congress -- and all Americans -- should hear what these women have to say.
We need to release the files.
Every member of Congress -- and all Americans -- should hear what these women have to say.
We need to release the files.
If Lauren Boebert is your rep, first of all I'm so sorry, but secondly please do not let her office have one moment of peace about this. Call now, call again, call often. I'm sorry but if MTG's crazy ass can stay on the right side of history here there's no excuse for Boebert to cave.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If Lauren Boebert is your rep, first of all I'm so sorry, but secondly please do not let her office have one moment of peace about this. Call now, call again, call often. I'm sorry but if MTG's crazy ass can stay on the right side of history here there's no excuse for Boebert to cave.
Weird because I contacted Barry Loudermilk, my alleged representative, at least twice each week during the shutdown asking for a town hall, along with a coalition of other progressive voters in our district, and not a single one of us heard jack shit back.
Mike Johnson said Republicans have been working hard in their districts while they had 2 months off with pay. It’s a fair question to ask then what exactly they’ve been doing.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Weird because I contacted Barry Loudermilk, my alleged representative, at least twice each week during the shutdown asking for a town hall, along with a coalition of other progressive voters in our district, and not a single one of us heard jack shit back.
That’s a whole lot of money to spend to look this bad lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That’s a whole lot of money to spend to look this bad lmao
Add a few drops of lavender oil to some cocoa butter night cream and you’ll be moisturized, relaxed, you’ll smell nice, and your skin will be clear and healthy. Also magnesium oil on the soles of your feet before bed? You’ll get the best sleep of your life AND your heels won’t crack this winter
It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Add a few drops of lavender oil to some cocoa butter night cream and you’ll be moisturized, relaxed, you’ll smell nice, and your skin will be clear and healthy. Also magnesium oil on the soles of your feet before bed? You’ll get the best sleep of your life AND your heels won’t crack this winter
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This Sunday morning, we'll be continuing our regular routine of serving the houseless community in New Orleans. Join us, bring us your shoes/clothes/blankets, check out our Amazon wishlist, or consider a donation for drinks, snacks, and supplies. #TailgateTogether
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This Sunday morning, we'll be continuing our regular routine of serving the houseless community in New Orleans. Join us, bring us your shoes/clothes/blankets, check out our Amazon wishlist, or consider a donation for drinks, snacks, and supplies. #TailgateTogether
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Happy birthday to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut, who wrote about being a Falcons fan often without writing about the Falcons at all
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy birthday to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut, who wrote about being a Falcons fan often without writing about the Falcons at all
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
Is this a disguise? I’d try to hide my identity if I were a Cuomo too but it’s really not working
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Is this a disguise? I’d try to hide my identity if I were a Cuomo too but it’s really not working
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be kinda nice if 4 companies owned by 1.5 people didnt rule the country
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
be kinda nice if 4 companies owned by 1.5 people didnt rule the country
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Hey so I just found out I need another medical procedure, which is really not what I was hoping for!! I’m still only working part-time while I look for a full-time gig so here I am asking for help once again. Your support over these last few months means the world to me. gofund.me/0ffa6eda
Donate to Sarah’s medical expenses, organized by Sarah Kelly Shannon
I’m Sarah, a (former? I think?) sports editor living in Denver with my pug, Spruce. In Ju… Sarah Kelly Shannon needs your support for Sarah’s medical expenses
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November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hey so I just found out I need another medical procedure, which is really not what I was hoping for!! I’m still only working part-time while I look for a full-time gig so here I am asking for help once again. Your support over these last few months means the world to me. gofund.me/0ffa6eda
I saw as much snow driving home from the airport last night in Atlanta as I saw over the weekend in Minneapolis lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I saw as much snow driving home from the airport last night in Atlanta as I saw over the weekend in Minneapolis lol
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Finally, the Falcons are once again pacing to finish with a negative point differential. They haven't had a positive one since 2017, and they've only managed it twice in the past 13 seasons
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finally, the Falcons are once again pacing to finish with a negative point differential. They haven't had a positive one since 2017, and they've only managed it twice in the past 13 seasons
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”