Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo.
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
halfway through and it's been a treat!
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
halfway through and it's been a treat!
Well good 4 circe she looks happy and healthy not me if u ever cared 2 ask
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Well good 4 circe she looks happy and healthy not me if u ever cared 2 ask
I have it queued up to read after this one! I also know nothing about it (other than what I already know about Circe's classic witchy ways)
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I have it queued up to read after this one! I also know nothing about it (other than what I already know about Circe's classic witchy ways)
I just heard it's v good and love mythology so didn't look into it further.
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I just heard it's v good and love mythology so didn't look into it further.
I'm reading Song of Achilles finally and tbh I had no idea this was a love story which is entirely on me for thinking a Greek mythology tale would be anything but war and sex.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I'm reading Song of Achilles finally and tbh I had no idea this was a love story which is entirely on me for thinking a Greek mythology tale would be anything but war and sex.
My general rule with how I expect a team's season to go is you're allowed no more than two major ifs before the red flags start waving that things may not go great.
That is, the team will be good IF (x stays healthy, y bounces back, z doesn't regress, etc.)
I fear the Jays have 5 or 6 major ifs.
That is, the team will be good IF (x stays healthy, y bounces back, z doesn't regress, etc.)
I fear the Jays have 5 or 6 major ifs.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My general rule with how I expect a team's season to go is you're allowed no more than two major ifs before the red flags start waving that things may not go great.
That is, the team will be good IF (x stays healthy, y bounces back, z doesn't regress, etc.)
I fear the Jays have 5 or 6 major ifs.
That is, the team will be good IF (x stays healthy, y bounces back, z doesn't regress, etc.)
I fear the Jays have 5 or 6 major ifs.
GOOD
How much of a loser do you have to be to want to make Toronto more expensive for people that rely on transit. The fare capping is an incredible start, but the end goal should be free transit across the TTC. Ideally subsidized by congestion programs like the one in NYC.
How much of a loser do you have to be to want to make Toronto more expensive for people that rely on transit. The fare capping is an incredible start, but the end goal should be free transit across the TTC. Ideally subsidized by congestion programs like the one in NYC.
Councillor Stephen Holyday's motion to cancel the TTC's new fare capping program FAILS 3-21.
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
GOOD
How much of a loser do you have to be to want to make Toronto more expensive for people that rely on transit. The fare capping is an incredible start, but the end goal should be free transit across the TTC. Ideally subsidized by congestion programs like the one in NYC.
How much of a loser do you have to be to want to make Toronto more expensive for people that rely on transit. The fare capping is an incredible start, but the end goal should be free transit across the TTC. Ideally subsidized by congestion programs like the one in NYC.
I was on a call and Canada is already LOSING!?
I'm gonna crash out.
I'm gonna crash out.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I was on a call and Canada is already LOSING!?
I'm gonna crash out.
I'm gonna crash out.
I've been informed this happens multiple times during Dragon Ball which only emphasizes how much I need to watch the original.
I have Dragon Ball Kai on in the background while doing some cleaning and I forgot how quickly Piccolo destroys the moon hahahahahaha
No hesitation, just shatters the ecosystem a couple episodes in.
No hesitation, just shatters the ecosystem a couple episodes in.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I've been informed this happens multiple times during Dragon Ball which only emphasizes how much I need to watch the original.
this just reminded me how much I crave a new shadows of mordor game
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
this just reminded me how much I crave a new shadows of mordor game
excited for bsky to finally have drafts so I can fill mine up with unhinged shit only to empty them out on a random evening when I'm feeling combative and chaotic, thereby doing permanent damage to the bloomfs
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
excited for bsky to finally have drafts so I can fill mine up with unhinged shit only to empty them out on a random evening when I'm feeling combative and chaotic, thereby doing permanent damage to the bloomfs
my home bar has too many bottles cuz I only drink when I'm socializing but I still buy things that look neat and now I'm running out of space
I think I need to become a belligerent drunk for a month or two just to clear out some space.
I think I need to become a belligerent drunk for a month or two just to clear out some space.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
my home bar has too many bottles cuz I only drink when I'm socializing but I still buy things that look neat and now I'm running out of space
I think I need to become a belligerent drunk for a month or two just to clear out some space.
I think I need to become a belligerent drunk for a month or two just to clear out some space.
Backs it up with an absolutely BEAUTIFUL sauce into a Stacey snipe. We LOVE it.
I love what a menace Emma Maltais is.
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Backs it up with an absolutely BEAUTIFUL sauce into a Stacey snipe. We LOVE it.
Confidently watching your team kill off a 5 on 3 power play and then immediately score must be how other teams feel when they play the Leafs.
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Confidently watching your team kill off a 5 on 3 power play and then immediately score must be how other teams feel when they play the Leafs.
I love what a menace Emma Maltais is.
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I love what a menace Emma Maltais is.
realised I forgot to eat until now, good thing I got a fridge of leftover wings n nachos to be an absolute monster with
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
realised I forgot to eat until now, good thing I got a fridge of leftover wings n nachos to be an absolute monster with
timeline is pretty tame right no- BAH GAWD THAT'S LYDIA'S MUSIC
a man is standing in front of a stage with a purple light behind him
Alt: zoom in on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as he holds a championship belt and stands in front of a screen with an electric graphic
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
timeline is pretty tame right no- BAH GAWD THAT'S LYDIA'S MUSIC
Double standard, on Sunday morning I got kicked out of a brunch buffet for shouting exactly this at a bachelorette party.
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Double standard, on Sunday morning I got kicked out of a brunch buffet for shouting exactly this at a bachelorette party.
Well I know what I'm going to be listening to all day.
One of my favourite songs ever. My Swiftie top 10 is pretty much 9 sad girl songs and this absolute banger.
One of my favourite songs ever. My Swiftie top 10 is pretty much 9 sad girl songs and this absolute banger.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Well I know what I'm going to be listening to all day.
One of my favourite songs ever. My Swiftie top 10 is pretty much 9 sad girl songs and this absolute banger.
One of my favourite songs ever. My Swiftie top 10 is pretty much 9 sad girl songs and this absolute banger.
if I get free dessert I'll propose every time I go out
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
if I get free dessert I'll propose every time I go out
Valentine's Day is this week so here's a friendly reminder that if you propose* in a fancy restaurant there's an above average chance someone will pay for your meals as congratulations.
*the proposal does not need to be legitimate, just needs to seem that way
*the proposal does not need to be legitimate, just needs to seem that way
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Valentine's Day is this week so here's a friendly reminder that if you propose* in a fancy restaurant there's an above average chance someone will pay for your meals as congratulations.
*the proposal does not need to be legitimate, just needs to seem that way
*the proposal does not need to be legitimate, just needs to seem that way