Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo.
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
I'm reading one of Chuck Palahniuk's books of short stories right now and it's very amusing how often he references Fight Club throughout it.
It's important to always be your own #1 fan I guess.
It's important to always be your own #1 fan I guess.
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'm reading one of Chuck Palahniuk's books of short stories right now and it's very amusing how often he references Fight Club throughout it.
It's important to always be your own #1 fan I guess.
It's important to always be your own #1 fan I guess.
"The story has an open ending."
Oh, so it's not finished?
Oh, so it's not finished?
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"The story has an open ending."
Oh, so it's not finished?
Oh, so it's not finished?
sext:
WIDE RIGHT 😱😱😱
Tyler Loop misses the FG and the Steelers win the AFC North 🚨
Tyler Loop misses the FG and the Steelers win the AFC North 🚨
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
sext:
STEELERS TO THE PLAYOFFS
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
STEELERS TO THE PLAYOFFS
Never in doubt for the Steelers.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Never in doubt for the Steelers.
STEEEEEEEELERS WINNNNNNNN
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
STEEEEEEEELERS WINNNNNNNN
OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHA
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHA
im gonna crash out
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
im gonna crash out
CAIII I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
CAIII I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
TIMOTHY JIMOTHY WATT OH MY GOD
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
TIMOTHY JIMOTHY WATT OH MY GOD
I fear the Steelers believe they clinched a playoff spot three weeks ago.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I fear the Steelers believe they clinched a playoff spot three weeks ago.
Praise kinks are so funny, "my biggest turn on is someone telling me they're proud of me" are you okay
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Praise kinks are so funny, "my biggest turn on is someone telling me they're proud of me" are you okay
AUSTON MATTHEWS IS ***LITERALLY*** THE GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF OF ALL TIME
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
AUSTON MATTHEWS IS ***LITERALLY*** THE GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF OF ALL TIME
Toronto has had BY FAR the worst injury luck to star players this season and only one other team is even relatively close. They're almost twice as banged up as the 3rd place team.
Huge part of the reason why I refuse to believe the regular season is anything more than just cardio.
Huge part of the reason why I refuse to believe the regular season is anything more than just cardio.
Net injury chart (WAR-weighted) through 1 January, i.e. game-by-game injury "gap" between team and opponent
DET +1.24
SJS +1.20
CBJ +1.09
ANA +1.07
PHI +0.87
---
SEA -1.04
VAN -1.24
FLA -1.39
VGK -1.88
TOR -2.17
DET +1.24
SJS +1.20
CBJ +1.09
ANA +1.07
PHI +0.87
---
SEA -1.04
VAN -1.24
FLA -1.39
VGK -1.88
TOR -2.17
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Toronto has had BY FAR the worst injury luck to star players this season and only one other team is even relatively close. They're almost twice as banged up as the 3rd place team.
Huge part of the reason why I refuse to believe the regular season is anything more than just cardio.
Huge part of the reason why I refuse to believe the regular season is anything more than just cardio.
Outside of the actors/comedians I know, I have 0 idea what any of my friends does for a job. Just an entire Instagram account filled with Chandler Bings posting TGIF memes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Outside of the actors/comedians I know, I have 0 idea what any of my friends does for a job. Just an entire Instagram account filled with Chandler Bings posting TGIF memes.
At this point, I judge people who still use Twitter at the same level I judge people who are travelling to the US for vacations.
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
At this point, I judge people who still use Twitter at the same level I judge people who are travelling to the US for vacations.
happy everyone's vacation days reset day <3
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
happy everyone's vacation days reset day <3
Hello, we're so back department?
I'd like to make a reservation for us.
I'd like to make a reservation for us.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Hello, we're so back department?
I'd like to make a reservation for us.
I'd like to make a reservation for us.
PAPI IS BACK BABYYYYY
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
PAPI IS BACK BABYYYYY
My resolution is to make sure no one reading this completes their resolutions.
I will interrupt you every time you try to read. I am barring the doors to your gym shut. I will be the toxicity in your life that shan't be removed.
I will interrupt you every time you try to read. I am barring the doors to your gym shut. I will be the toxicity in your life that shan't be removed.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
My resolution is to make sure no one reading this completes their resolutions.
I will interrupt you every time you try to read. I am barring the doors to your gym shut. I will be the toxicity in your life that shan't be removed.
I will interrupt you every time you try to read. I am barring the doors to your gym shut. I will be the toxicity in your life that shan't be removed.
Hyped that I get to see Hayley Williams headline this year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Hyped that I get to see Hayley Williams headline this year.
What it's like being my friend.
December 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What it's like being my friend.
Moneyballing my reading goals by getting a headstart on some books now so I can finish them in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Moneyballing my reading goals by getting a headstart on some books now so I can finish them in the new year.