Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo.
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.
Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
Everyone I know who still uses it has the excuse of "the other places aren't the same"
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
X is still used by 21% of U.S. adults, Pew found, only down from 23% in 2021, despite increased competition from Meta, startups, and decentralized social media.
Pew's latest social media report shows X's staying power in the U.S., despite competition | TechCrunch
X is still used by 21% of U.S. adults, Pew found, only down from 23% in 2021, despite increased competition from Meta, startups, and decentralized social media.
techcrunch.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Everyone I know who still uses it has the excuse of "the other places aren't the same"
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
MY DAWG.
Twitter is not the same. Twitter used to be incredible, it's not what it once was. You're in a 10 year abusive relationship reminiscing on how nice prom was. You're succumbing to sunk cost fallacy.
Toronto Sceptres are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Toronto Sceptres are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Toronto Raptors are good
Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Blue Jays are good
Oh yeah, that's a classic Toronto hockey start.
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh yeah, that's a classic Toronto hockey start.
Abby Hustler is an incredible name, insane that it's used on a hockey player. Abby Hustler should be the anti-hero in a 9/10 YA novel that gets turned into a 7/10 movie.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Abby Hustler is an incredible name, insane that it's used on a hockey player. Abby Hustler should be the anti-hero in a 9/10 YA novel that gets turned into a 7/10 movie.
I foolishly made plans to be social for both Saturday AND Sunday, so now I need to cram all my hermitting into Friday night.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I foolishly made plans to be social for both Saturday AND Sunday, so now I need to cram all my hermitting into Friday night.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Aka popping an edible, putting on sweats, then ordering pizza & tiramisu while watching the Toronto Sceptres season opener until I pass out from bliss.
Enemies to lovers arc?
"I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he is going to surprise some conservative people, actually."
- Donald Trump after meeting Zohran Mamdani
- Donald Trump after meeting Zohran Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Enemies to lovers arc?
The Bills are eternal pretenders.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Bills are eternal pretenders.
I would like to flex an "I told you so" around selling Siakam and building around Scotty working out great for Toronto.
I just wish the Raptors did it a year earlier. As much as I like Poeltl, the fact they were play-in buyers before the WEMBY draft is an all-time what could have been blunder.
I just wish the Raptors did it a year earlier. As much as I like Poeltl, the fact they were play-in buyers before the WEMBY draft is an all-time what could have been blunder.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would like to flex an "I told you so" around selling Siakam and building around Scotty working out great for Toronto.
I just wish the Raptors did it a year earlier. As much as I like Poeltl, the fact they were play-in buyers before the WEMBY draft is an all-time what could have been blunder.
I just wish the Raptors did it a year earlier. As much as I like Poeltl, the fact they were play-in buyers before the WEMBY draft is an all-time what could have been blunder.
Need to start dating an actress entirely so I can cash in on those "we're looking to book real couples" casting calls.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Need to start dating an actress entirely so I can cash in on those "we're looking to book real couples" casting calls.
You can tell it's a slow sports news day when accounts start just making up records like this.
My favourites are always the one with an energy of like "LeBron James is the first left-handed player to score 28+ points, 6+ assists, and 2+ blocks on a rainy Tuesday for three different franchises"
My favourites are always the one with an energy of like "LeBron James is the first left-handed player to score 28+ points, 6+ assists, and 2+ blocks on a rainy Tuesday for three different franchises"
Alex Ovechkin put the /Capitals up 2-0 with his 480th career goal at Capital One Arena (regular season & playoffs). #NHLStats
Tune in 🇺🇸 (/NHL_On_TNT, HBO Max), 🇨🇦 (/Sportsnet), 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
Tune in 🇺🇸 (/NHL_On_TNT, HBO Max), 🇨🇦 (/Sportsnet), 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You can tell it's a slow sports news day when accounts start just making up records like this.
My favourites are always the one with an energy of like "LeBron James is the first left-handed player to score 28+ points, 6+ assists, and 2+ blocks on a rainy Tuesday for three different franchises"
My favourites are always the one with an energy of like "LeBron James is the first left-handed player to score 28+ points, 6+ assists, and 2+ blocks on a rainy Tuesday for three different franchises"
no one on this train knows I have multiple cheeseburgers in my backpack
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
no one on this train knows I have multiple cheeseburgers in my backpack
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FELLAS
Don't worry though, this day isn't just for us. I expect to see plenty of ally's celebrating* too 🥰🥰🥰
*Punching holes in drywall so we don't have to on our day of rest
Don't worry though, this day isn't just for us. I expect to see plenty of ally's celebrating* too 🥰🥰🥰
*Punching holes in drywall so we don't have to on our day of rest
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FELLAS
Don't worry though, this day isn't just for us. I expect to see plenty of ally's celebrating* too 🥰🥰🥰
*Punching holes in drywall so we don't have to on our day of rest
Don't worry though, this day isn't just for us. I expect to see plenty of ally's celebrating* too 🥰🥰🥰
*Punching holes in drywall so we don't have to on our day of rest
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-Boys Night Out
-The Who
-MCR
-The Struts
-Lolo
Each of these at a different venue because I insist on paying $20 for a Nutrl at every stage in the city.
-Boys Night Out
-The Who
-MCR
-The Struts
-Lolo
Each of these at a different venue because I insist on paying $20 for a Nutrl at every stage in the city.
Newfoundland version (AKA my last 5 concerts span like, 10-15 years):
-MCR
-Dan Mangan
-Said the Whale
-Hey Rosetta!
-Honestly drawing a blank here but I think it was Marianas Trench
-MCR
-Dan Mangan
-Said the Whale
-Hey Rosetta!
-Honestly drawing a blank here but I think it was Marianas Trench
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Renee Rapp
Lollapalooza (counting as one, too tired to list individual acts)
Beyoncé
Kelsea Ballerini
Billie Eilish
Renee Rapp
Lollapalooza (counting as one, too tired to list individual acts)
Beyoncé
Kelsea Ballerini
Billie Eilish
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-Boys Night Out
-The Who
-MCR
-The Struts
-Lolo
Each of these at a different venue because I insist on paying $20 for a Nutrl at every stage in the city.
-Boys Night Out
-The Who
-MCR
-The Struts
-Lolo
Each of these at a different venue because I insist on paying $20 for a Nutrl at every stage in the city.
Also, NHL overtime needs to adopt the backcourt violation rule.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also, NHL overtime needs to adopt the backcourt violation rule.
I actually don't know what was better, JT's workhorse assist or Nylander's FILTHY dangle.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I actually don't know what was better, JT's workhorse assist or Nylander's FILTHY dangle.
Successfully resisted the siren's call*
*Had a salad instead of the half-pound Reese's Cup sitting in my cupboard.
*Had a salad instead of the half-pound Reese's Cup sitting in my cupboard.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Successfully resisted the siren's call*
*Had a salad instead of the half-pound Reese's Cup sitting in my cupboard.
*Had a salad instead of the half-pound Reese's Cup sitting in my cupboard.
Happy 22nd birthday to my GOAT.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy 22nd birthday to my GOAT.
POV: It's 2006 and you're at Opera House to see Boys Night Out perform their new album Trainwreck after predrinking in an alley with stolen vodka. Becky Mitchell just put you at #1 on her MySpace Top 8. Life is good.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
POV: It's 2006 and you're at Opera House to see Boys Night Out perform their new album Trainwreck after predrinking in an alley with stolen vodka. Becky Mitchell just put you at #1 on her MySpace Top 8. Life is good.
THE AWARD IS A SWORD!?
The /NHLAlumni Association announced today that Mats Sundin has been named the recipient of the third annual Börje Salming Courage Award presented by SAP.
Details: https://www.nhl.com/news/mats-sundin-wins-3rd-annual-borje-salming-courage-award
Details: https://www.nhl.com/news/mats-sundin-wins-3rd-annual-borje-salming-courage-award
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
THE AWARD IS A SWORD!?
Fun Prank: text someone "I have to tell you something but first promise you won't get mad" and then go take a nap
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fun Prank: text someone "I have to tell you something but first promise you won't get mad" and then go take a nap
Hit the wrong number and accidentally just paid my TV/internet bill for three months in advance which I'm going to spin as me being financially responsible and not a fucking idiot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hit the wrong number and accidentally just paid my TV/internet bill for three months in advance which I'm going to spin as me being financially responsible and not a fucking idiot.
Hayley Williams charging only $85 for floor seats, using verified fan codes to make sure bots don't scoop up tickets, and disabling both Ticketmaster dynamic pricing and allowing resales to ONLY be for face value is a reminder that yes, Ticketmaster is evil but the artists enable them to be.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hayley Williams charging only $85 for floor seats, using verified fan codes to make sure bots don't scoop up tickets, and disabling both Ticketmaster dynamic pricing and allowing resales to ONLY be for face value is a reminder that yes, Ticketmaster is evil but the artists enable them to be.
MARKED SAFE FROM CRASHING OUT
If I don't get Hayley Williams tickets I will be crashing out.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
MARKED SAFE FROM CRASHING OUT